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[Dubbedinenglish]

Says the team that has Ryan Kesler on it

Which NHL team does Kesler play for? Hmmmm

 

[Mighty Chin]

So if Canada loses, we all agree that it's Kunitz's fault, right?

What's the over under for goals Price gives up before he's pulled.

 

[zroid]

So if Canada loses, we all agree that it's Kunitz's fault, right?

I blame those assholes Kessel and JVR

 

[ShaneB]

Go Canada!!!!

Really hoping work "shuts down" for the duration of the game.

 

[nullref]

So if Canada loses, we all agree that it's Kunitz's fault, right?

If Crosby can wear the C, he can wear the L.

 

[Tragicomedy]

You can fit everything I know about hockey in the world's slimmest wallet

Spoiler

...so I'm like most American hockey "fans."

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Acid08]

Almost time. This is gonna be a good one.

USA USA USA

THIS IS OUR GAME, OUR BIRTHRIGHT.

 

[Syf]

Go Canada!!!!

Really hoping work "shuts down" for the duration of the game.

I don't think the country will be very functional for the next few hours lol.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Yup, going to be crazy. Get fucked Heretic!!!

 

[kingkitty]

My body is ready for Freedom.

 

[Red_Man]

Been waiting 4 years for this game. Let's go Canada!

 

[pestul]

What's the over under for goals Price gives up before he's pulled.

3 goals in the first he's out lol

 

[Socreges]

My god, Dubbed has gone full retard

Nervous about the game but mostly nervous about watching it next to my bitter, angry boss. Canada has to win, if only to spare me her wrath.

 

[Parch]

Canadian defense goes into shutdown mode.
US panics. Kessel cries.
Canada wins 3-1.

 

[Tragicomedy]

I work at a joint US & Canadian command and yesterday was a blast. They sent out internet links so everyone could watch it on their screen and all us casuals got right into it. Dang empty net shot hitting the post! :/

I hope today's game is every bit as enjoyable as yesterday's, with less referee impact across the board (e.g. the screwy slashing call, then Canada not being awarded a penalty shot when it clearly should have been).

 

[Mighty Chin]

Canadian defense goes into shutdown mode.
US panics. Kessel cries.
Canada wins 3-1.

No room for Kessel and Kane today.

 

[Samyy]

Which NHL team does Kesler play for? Hmmmm

But where was he born?
Ah yes, the dirty USA....

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Those 4 losers better step it up.

 

[Acid08]

But where was he born?
Ah yes, the dirty USA....

So was Kessel and you gobble his dicknballs up on the regular. Don't front SAMYY.

 

[calder]

I don't think the country will be very functional for the next few hours lol.

Traffic was crazy light on the drive in today. I've seen more cars on the road the Friday before a long weekend in summer.

 

[KernelPanic]

THIS IS OUR GAME, OUR BIRTHRIGHT.

ha you guys watch hockey only if NCAA, NFL, NBA, MBA, MMA, NASCAR isn't on.

In Canada we're all impressed you learned to watch without a glowing puck.

/salt

Go Canada !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wazzy]

Jumping in to support Canada! Wooooo

 

[Acid08]

ha you guys watch hockey only if NCAA, NFL, NBA, MBA, MMA, NASCAR isn't on.

In Canada we're all impressed you learned to watch without a glowing puck.

/salt

Go Canada !!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is the MBA?

 

[Onion_Relish]

ha you guys watch hockey only if NCAA, NFL, NBA, MBA, MMA, NASCAR isn't on.

In Canada we're all impressed you learned to watch without a glowing puck.

/salt

Go Canada !!!!!!!!!!!

Hey man, don't talk shit about laser pucks. That shit was awesome and underappreciated. Like the comedy of pauly shore

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

ha you guys watch hockey only if NCAA, NFL, NBA, MBA, MMA, NASCAR isn't on.

In Canada we're all impressed you learned to watch without a glowing puck.

/salt

Go Canada !!!!!!!!!!!

And if the NHL isn't on y'all are watching fat dudes push a rock on ice. We have the FREEDOM to watch all sorts of championship sports. Canada still does what the QUEEN SAYS.

 

[Kos Luftar]

Go CANADA go!

4-1 Canada.

 

[Samyy]

So was Kessel and you gobble his dicknballs up on the regular. Don't front SAMYY.

ONLY WHEN HE HAS A MAPLE LEAF ON HIS SWEATER ACID

 

[Wazzy]

Kesler is going to be one of USA's best players. They'll still lose, though.

That's right, I can rep my love for Kesler while still supporting Canada. <3

 

[pestul]

Nobody better bug me at fucking work this afternoon.. it should be hella quiet. Until everyone roars in jubilation that is.

 

[TheRealTalker]

Almost time. This is gonna be a good one.

USA USA USA

THIS IS OUR GAME, OUR BIRTHRIGHT.

Lol


But the one thing Team USA does have this year against Canada is Team Chemistry


Compared to the last Olympics Canada's teamwork isn't as great

 

[Divvy]

And if the NHL isn't on y'all are watching fat dudes push a rock on ice. We have the FREEDOM to watch all sorts of championship sports. Canada still does what the QUEEN SAYS.

Fat dudes?

TeamBiceps laughs

 

[AcridMeat]

What the fuck is the MBA?

YEAH PROFESSIONAL MARKETING WOOOOO


LET"S GO BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK! EY


EY

EY

EY


EY


EY!

WHAT!

 

[lamaroo]

And if the NHL isn't on y'all are watching fat dudes push a rock on ice. We have the FREEDOM to watch all sorts of championship sports. Canada still does what the QUEEN SAYS.

Fat dudes? Our curling team is buff as fuck bro!

 

[Wazzy]

And if the NHL isn't on y'all are watching fat dudes push a rock on ice. We have the FREEDOM to watch all sorts of championship sports. Canada still does what the QUEEN SAYS.

And yet this FREEDOM won't save you from a loss.

 

[Clydefrog]

well, I'm at work!

go USA

 

[Tragicomedy]

What the fuck is the MBA?

Men's Basketball Association, obviously.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Kessel and JVR are just going to unload 10 megatons of freedom in Price's face.

 

[Wazzy]

well, I'm at work!

go USA

So am I and yet I'll be watching and posting.

Step yo game up.

 

[calder]

I can't believe I'm at work today. Some really awful vacation planning by me, I took last Friday off but must not have realized when the Olympics were.

 

[snack]

YEEE

 

[lamaroo]

Don't forget, we got class on our side.

Check those fancy suits you slobby dirtbags

 

[Red_Man]

Over under on how many knees Brown claims today in the name of freedom and justice?

 

[Heretic]

Yup, going to be crazy. Get fucked Heretic!!!

Time to make Price cry like the little bitch that he is! Team Crosby is going down! And I'm not talking about the usual dive either!

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Can't handle this :lol

 

[Acid08]

Over under on how many knees Brown claims today in the name of freedom and justice?

He'll fly into the bench and knee Babcock. Suddenly the Canadians will get their shit together under Julien.

 

[Juicy Bob]

USA vs Canada, part two.

This gon' be goooooood.

 

[Mr.Green]

How's everyone feeling today?

Someone hold me.

 

[Red_Man]

He'll fly into the bench and knee Babcock. Suddenly the Canadians will get their shit together under Julien.

I'm ok with this.

 

[snack]

Did Ron McLean just say "ratchet"?

 

[Represent.]

Im pumped.