I would also blame Luongo. The whole team was garbage that day. No one showed up.
So what is it? Luongo or the whole team? Lu suppose to score goals too.
I like to think that's he's been typing for 8 hours and is still typing.Where's Don Quick?!
He's getting Don Cherry to read it live on Coach's Corner on Saturday night. He can't post it here until after that.I think this Don quick analysis may have given Quick a stroke. Either that, or it's 8 paragraphs of caps which will give me a stroke.
:lol :lolWell no one else is going to.
If Rask was in net I think it's safe to assume they would have been.I wonder if Finland would've been a tougher opponent than Sweden.
I wonder if Finland would've been a tougher opponent than Sweden.
I think this Don quick analysis may have given Quick a stroke. Either that, or it's 8 paragraphs of caps which will give me a stroke.
Stall door finally got the better of himone too many trips to the bathroom
So what is it? Luongo or the whole team? Lu suppose to score goals too.
Proof-reading.
Is that supposed to be some sort of sick Jokinen?
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
O CANADA
OUR HOME AN' NATIVE LAND, EH
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND, EH
WITH GLOWIN' HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AN' FREE, EH
FROM FAR AN' WIDE
O CANADA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE, EH
GOD KEEP OUR LAND GLORIOUS AN' FREE OF EUROPEANS
O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE, EH
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW I HATE POUTINE. SOUNDS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO "PUTIN" FOR MY LIKIN', EH. WHAT I DO LOVE IS A NICE BIG BOWL OF FRIES WITH SOME CHEESE AN' GRAVY. DON'T BE CALLIN' THAT A POUTINE, OR I'LL SOCK YA IN THE MOUTH, EH.
PROOF READIN'? I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD. IT HAS THREE LETTERS: R-E-D, WHICH SPELLS "SOVIETS", AN' I AIN'T A SOVIET COMMIE EURO, EH. SOC.
ANYHOW, HOW 'BOUT THAT GOLD MEDAL GAME, EH. YOU GOT CANADA TAKIN' THE GOLD, AS THEY SHOULD. CAREY PRICE WITH THE SHUTOUT, AS HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN, EH. AN' THEM SWEDES TAKIN' SILVER, AS THEY SHOULD BE TAKIN'.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE 'BOUT SWEDEN? IKEA. I LIKE MY FURNITURE CANADIAN, EH. WHAT'S WITH 'EM AN' JUNKY-LOOKIN' FURNITURE? AN' WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THEIR INSTRUCTIONS. WHY CAN'T THEY DRAW A REAL CANADIAN ASSEMBLIN' REAL FURNITURE? INSTEAD THEY GOT THAT HAPPY-LOOKIN' DUM-DUM ASSEMBLIN' BLOCKS INSTEAD. YOU KNOW, MY DAD ASSEMBLED FURNITURE ONCE. HE AIN'T LOOKED LIKE A DUM-DUM LIKE THAT IKEA GUY DOES WITH THE BLOCKS AN' WHAT HAVE YOU.
YOU KNOW, I'LL BET YOU THAT'S HOW THOSE SWEDES OPERATE, EH. "LOOK AT ME, I'M A SWEDE AN' I'LL ASSEMBLE YOU A SHODDY-LOOKIN' CHAIR 'CAUSE I AIN'T A REAL CANADIAN," EH. PROBABLY HOW THEY ASSEMBLED THEIR HOCKEY TEAM. FUNNY-LOOKIN' GUY TAKIN' THESE SHODDY-LOOKIN' PLAYERS, AN' PUTTIN' 'EM TOGETHER, PROBABLY WITH IKEA-ASSEMBLED EQUIPMENT. "PUT A1 TO A2 AN' THAT'S YOUR SKATES," EH.
AN' JUST LIKE SHODDY-LOOKIN' FURNITURE IN IKEA, THEY COLLAPSED IN THE GOLD MEDAL GAME, EH. AN' THEY LOST THAT CHEATIN' BACKSTROM 'CAUSE THE IOC CAUGHT HIM TAKIN' SUBSTANCES, EH. "ALLERGY MEDICATION"? MORE LIKE COMMUNISM. THAT'S RIGHT, I FIGURED IT OUT. I DID THE MATH. ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS COMMUNISM. STALIN STRIKIN' DOWN ON THESE EUROPEANS, BUT CAN'T TOUCH 'EM CANADIANS.
ANYHOW, THOSE SWEDES WERE NO MATCH FOR CANADA. YOU GOT CROSBY AN' KUNITZ SCORIN', CAREY PRICE SHUTTIN' 'EM OUT. I TOLD YOU FOLKS NOT TO COUNT OUT CROSBY AN' KUNITZ, EH. LOLONGO DID FINE IN VANCOUVER, BUT PRICE GOT AN EASIER NAME TO PRONOUNCE AN' WAS THE BETTER GOALTENDER OF THE TWO, EH. THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL BOOST TO THE HABS, BOY LEMME TELL YOU. AN' YOU GOT PK SUBBAN WITH HIM, TOO, EH. I AIN'T A RACIST, AN' MY BEST FRIEND IS BLACK, SO I CAN TELL YOU FOLKS THAT SUBBAN WASN'T PLAYIN' THE RIGHT WAY. THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T PLAY MUCH THIS TOURNAMENT. HE'LL NEED TO EARN MORE RESPECT AN' PLAY RIGHT IF HE WANTS TO MAKE IT BACK FOR KOREA, EH.
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW A BUNCH OF SWEDES WALK IN THE BATHROOM. THEY GOT DOORS WITH 'EM, PUT 'EM ON THEIR STALLS, AN' LEFT THOSE DOORS OPEN 'CAUSE THEY'RE EMBARRASSIN' LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID IN THE STALL? THEY TOOK A DUMP AN' STARTED ASSEMBLIN' 'EM. I HEARD LUNDQVIST SHOUT OUT, "I'M MISSIN' A1 TO FIT INTO MY DUMP'S A2," EH. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW CHEAP-LOOKIN' THEIR DOORS WERE, EH. I WAS STEAMED, BOY LEMME ME TELL YOU. THE CANADIANS WALKED IN, BUILT DOORS FROM REAL CANADIAN MAPLE, PUT 'EM ON THEIR STALLS AN' LEFT THEM OPEN, 'CAUSE THEY'RE PROUD CANADIANS LIKE THAT. THEY SAT THERE, TOOK OUT A TORONTO SUN AN' STARTED READIN' WHILE TAKIN' A DUMP. THEY WIPED, WASHED THEIR HANDS, WALKED UP TO ME AN' TELLS ME, THEY SAID, "DON, YOU KNOW, WE DEDICATE OUR DUMP TO CANADA," EH. WE GOT TOGETHER AN' STARTED SINGIN' "O CANADA". THEM SWEDES WERE SO EMBARRASSED, THEY RAN OUT, DIDN'T WIPE AN' LOST THE GOLD MEDAL. THEY DIDN'T EVEN FLUSH, EITHER. THEIR DUMPS LOOKED CHEAP.
BOY, THEY ALL REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR, GOD LOVE 'EM.
:')
It's scientifically impossible to read Don Quick in any other voice but Cherry's.
I went to Cowboys Casino in Calgary to watch the game, the place was jammed before 4:45 am (which was when I showed up) :
I can't believe how many people were up at that time, and drinking from the night before. I've been sober for over 75 days, still had a great time.
I absolutely lost it. :lolNOW, YOU ALL KNOW I HATE POUTINE. SOUNDS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO "PUTIN" FOR MY LIKIN', EH. WHAT I DO LOVE IS A NICE BIG BOWL OF FRIES WITH SOME CHEESE AN' GRAVY. DON'T BE CALLIN' THAT A POUTINE, OR I'LL SOCK YA IN THE MOUTH, EH.
PROOF READIN'? I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD. IT HAS THREE LETTERS: R-E-D, WHICH SPELLS "SOVIETS", AN' I AIN'T A SOVIET COMMIE EURO, EH. SOC.
Come by the NHL thread sometime, it's basically the Church of Don Quick.Last Quick Don of the Olympics : ' (
Every damn time I lose it at these posts. :lolALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
Come by the NHL thread sometime, it's basically the Church of Don Quick.
Gaf would have went down like E3.My one and only regret is I never got to see Don Quick reacting to a Canadian loss
I'll give it a peep!Come by the NHL thread sometime, it's basically the Church of Don Quick.
My one and only regret is I never got to see Don Quick reacting to a Canadian loss
Looks like a great time!
Grats on the sobriety!
Blessed be the Don.
Join me in a hymn, brothers ...Blessed be the Don.
Dis post is a beaut.ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
O CANADA
OUR HOME AN' NATIVE LAND, EH
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND, EH
WITH GLOWIN' HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AN' FREE, EH
FROM FAR AN' WIDE
O CANADA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE, EH
GOD KEEP OUR LAND GLORIOUS AN' FREE OF EUROPEANS
O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE, EH
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW I HATE POUTINE. SOUNDS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO "PUTIN" FOR MY LIKIN', EH. WHAT I DO LOVE IS A NICE BIG BOWL OF FRIES WITH SOME CHEESE AN' GRAVY. DON'T BE CALLIN' THAT A POUTINE, OR I'LL SOCK YA IN THE MOUTH, EH.
PROOF READIN'? I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD. IT HAS THREE LETTERS: R-E-D, WHICH SPELLS "SOVIETS", AN' I AIN'T A SOVIET COMMIE EURO, EH. SOC.
ANYHOW, HOW 'BOUT THAT GOLD MEDAL GAME, EH. YOU GOT CANADA TAKIN' THE GOLD, AS THEY SHOULD. CAREY PRICE WITH THE SHUTOUT, AS HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN, EH. AN' THEM SWEDES TAKIN' SILVER, AS THEY SHOULD BE TAKIN'.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE 'BOUT SWEDEN? IKEA. I LIKE MY FURNITURE CANADIAN, EH. WHAT'S WITH 'EM AN' JUNKY-LOOKIN' FURNITURE? AN' WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THEIR INSTRUCTIONS. WHY CAN'T THEY DRAW A REAL CANADIAN ASSEMBLIN' REAL FURNITURE? INSTEAD THEY GOT THAT HAPPY-LOOKIN' DUM-DUM ASSEMBLIN' BLOCKS INSTEAD. YOU KNOW, MY DAD ASSEMBLED FURNITURE ONCE. HE AIN'T LOOKED LIKE A DUM-DUM LIKE THAT IKEA GUY DOES WITH THE BLOCKS AN' WHAT HAVE YOU.
YOU KNOW, I'LL BET YOU THAT'S HOW THOSE SWEDES OPERATE, EH. "LOOK AT ME, I'M A SWEDE AN' I'LL ASSEMBLE YOU A SHODDY-LOOKIN' CHAIR 'CAUSE I AIN'T A REAL CANADIAN," EH. PROBABLY HOW THEY ASSEMBLED THEIR HOCKEY TEAM. FUNNY-LOOKIN' GUY TAKIN' THESE SHODDY-LOOKIN' PLAYERS, AN' PUTTIN' 'EM TOGETHER, PROBABLY WITH IKEA-ASSEMBLED EQUIPMENT. "PUT A1 TO A2 AN' THAT'S YOUR SKATES," EH.
AN' JUST LIKE SHODDY-LOOKIN' FURNITURE IN IKEA, THEY COLLAPSED IN THE GOLD MEDAL GAME, EH. AN' THEY LOST THAT CHEATIN' BACKSTROM 'CAUSE THE IOC CAUGHT HIM TAKIN' SUBSTANCES, EH. "ALLERGY MEDICATION"? MORE LIKE COMMUNISM. THAT'S RIGHT, I FIGURED IT OUT. I DID THE MATH. ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS COMMUNISM. STALIN STRIKIN' DOWN ON THESE EUROPEANS, BUT CAN'T TOUCH 'EM CANADIANS.
ANYHOW, THOSE SWEDES WERE NO MATCH FOR CANADA. YOU GOT CROSBY AN' KUNITZ SCORIN', CAREY PRICE SHUTTIN' 'EM OUT. I TOLD YOU FOLKS NOT TO COUNT OUT CROSBY AN' KUNITZ, EH. LOLONGO DID FINE IN VANCOUVER, BUT PRICE GOT AN EASIER NAME TO PRONOUNCE AN' WAS THE BETTER GOALTENDER OF THE TWO, EH. THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL BOOST TO THE HABS, BOY LEMME TELL YOU. AN' YOU GOT PK SUBBAN WITH HIM, TOO, EH. I AIN'T A RACIST, AN' MY BEST FRIEND IS BLACK, SO I CAN TELL YOU FOLKS THAT SUBBAN WASN'T PLAYIN' THE RIGHT WAY. THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T PLAY MUCH THIS TOURNAMENT. HE'LL NEED TO EARN MORE RESPECT AN' PLAY RIGHT IF HE WANTS TO MAKE IT BACK FOR KOREA, EH.
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW A BUNCH OF SWEDES WALK IN THE BATHROOM. THEY GOT DOORS WITH 'EM, PUT 'EM ON THEIR STALLS, AN' LEFT THOSE DOORS OPEN 'CAUSE THEY'RE EMBARRASSIN' LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID IN THE STALL? THEY TOOK A DUMP AN' STARTED ASSEMBLIN' 'EM. I HEARD LUNDQVIST SHOUT OUT, "I'M MISSIN' A1 TO FIT INTO MY DUMP'S A2," EH. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW CHEAP-LOOKIN' THEIR DOORS WERE, EH. I WAS STEAMED, BOY LEMME ME TELL YOU. THE CANADIANS WALKED IN, BUILT DOORS FROM REAL CANADIAN MAPLE, PUT 'EM ON THEIR STALLS AN' LEFT THEM OPEN, 'CAUSE THEY'RE PROUD CANADIANS LIKE THAT. THEY SAT THERE, TOOK OUT A TORONTO SUN AN' STARTED READIN' WHILE TAKIN' A DUMP. THEY WIPED, WASHED THEIR HANDS, WALKED UP TO ME AN' TELLS ME, THEY SAID, "DON, YOU KNOW, WE DEDICATE OUR DUMP TO CANADA," EH. WE GOT TOGETHER AN' STARTED SINGIN' "O CANADA". THEM SWEDES WERE SO EMBARRASSED, THEY RAN OUT, DIDN'T WIPE AN' LOST THE GOLD MEDAL. THEY DIDN'T EVEN FLUSH, EITHER. THEIR DUMPS LOOKED CHEAP.
BOY, THEY ALL REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR, GOD LOVE 'EM.
LOLWTFYOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID IN THE STALL? THEY TOOK A DUMP AN' STARTED ASSEMBLIN' 'EM. I HEARD LUNDQVIST SHOUT OUT, "I'M MISSIN' A1 TO FIT INTO MY DUMP'S A2," EH. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW CHEAP-LOOKIN' THEIR DOORS WERE, EH.
You sure about that? To me Toews was kinda invisible for most of the games offensively but Crosby had been creating chances pretty much the whole tourney despite the lack of points.
FTR I would have picked Toews as captain too, to me he is more respected around the league. Crosby gets his fair share of accusations but I've never heard anyone say anything negative about Toews and my team (Nucks) had 3 really tough playoff series against the Hawks.
Toews was shutting down top lines all tournament. Plus roles hardly matter when naming a Captain. Toews is a respected leader. Doubt you could say the same for Crosby in that room.You sure about that? To me Toews was kinda invisible for most of the games offensively but Crosby had been creating chances pretty much the whole tourney despite the lack of points.
FTR I would have picked Toews as captain too, to me he is more respected around the league. Crosby gets his fair share of accusations but I've never heard anyone say anything negative about Toews and my team (Nucks) had 3 really tough playoff series against the Hawks.
OMFG.
Quick, I barely posted in this thread, but these posts are some of my faaaavourite.
Join Leafs GAF so that we'll have the most female members!
You sure about that? To me Toews was kinda invisible for most of the games offensively but Crosby had been creating chances pretty much the whole tourney despite the lack of points.
Toews had the most difficult role of all forwards, that of playing centre against the top lines of all the other nations. It might not have the sexiness of a Crosby role, one that is 100% about generating offense, but Toews had the responsibility of being the shutdown guy, and he performed it flawlessly.
Yep, to me has was our best forward in Vancouver (unexpectedly) and again in Sochi (not even remotely unexpectedly this time). Hockey Canada really does Toews a disservice by always making Sid the poster boy/centrepiece of everything.
That's because he taught them how to REALLY drink vodka.Oh my god Russia put Don Cherry on a postage stamp
When I had a chance to get an Olympic jersey, there was only one name I wanted on the back of it: Toews.
Sigh...dude will probably be in Chicago forever now.
another three cups or four STILL during the Toews/Kane/Sharp/Hossa/Kieth/Seabrook era.