Drinky Crow
Banned
So after much pleading, White Man somehow got me to detour to the Woodinville Costco on my way to work this morning in order to procure him an Xdude 360, should any be available.
Of course, there weren't any, but there WAS a dude who'd apparently bought at LEAST *5* of them still hawking them for double the price from the back of his busted-ass Jeep Wagoneer. Curious, I wandered over to see what the price he wanted was.
Me: You want $500 for the Retard or the Value Pack? (yes, I said "Retard Pack", it's seared into my synapses, so THANKS GAF)
Him: Ha ha, $500 for the "retard" pack. $750 for the HD one, but I'll drop it to $700.
Me: That's a bit too spendy for my tastes. I'm pickin' this up for a friend. He'd probably go for a core pack at $400, though.
Him: I don't haggle.
Me: Well, guess you'll be sellin' those for awhile longer, then, thanks.
Him: Not really. Some of you -pause- will do just about anything for this shit. I don't even fuckin' like videogames. (he kinda draws himself up at this point)
Me: Uh, okay. Well, anyways, thanks.
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What the fuck! Why the hell doesn't Costco and other places put a single-unit purchase limit in place during releases? Not that I'm one to criticize the rogue American entrepreneurial spirit, but talk about bloody annoying. The crass opportunism really makes these launch thingies you kids love so much thoroughly unpleasant.
Of course, there weren't any, but there WAS a dude who'd apparently bought at LEAST *5* of them still hawking them for double the price from the back of his busted-ass Jeep Wagoneer. Curious, I wandered over to see what the price he wanted was.
Me: You want $500 for the Retard or the Value Pack? (yes, I said "Retard Pack", it's seared into my synapses, so THANKS GAF)
Him: Ha ha, $500 for the "retard" pack. $750 for the HD one, but I'll drop it to $700.
Me: That's a bit too spendy for my tastes. I'm pickin' this up for a friend. He'd probably go for a core pack at $400, though.
Him: I don't haggle.
Me: Well, guess you'll be sellin' those for awhile longer, then, thanks.
Him: Not really. Some of you -pause- will do just about anything for this shit. I don't even fuckin' like videogames. (he kinda draws himself up at this point)
Me: Uh, okay. Well, anyways, thanks.
--
What the fuck! Why the hell doesn't Costco and other places put a single-unit purchase limit in place during releases? Not that I'm one to criticize the rogue American entrepreneurial spirit, but talk about bloody annoying. The crass opportunism really makes these launch thingies you kids love so much thoroughly unpleasant.