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[AntChum]

Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch.

What am I reading, the Haynes Sex Manual?

That's a lot of fancy verbiage when, "I might've gone and got this bird I shack with up the duff," would suffice.

 

[Permanently A]

Wew, she trapped the shit out of you. Best of luck dealing with crazy of that caliber.

 

[Hippopuncher12]

I just woke up my wife...I fucking lost it when I saw this. Amazing.

On topic though. That sucks man but at least you got some.

 

[Stallion Dan]

I remember having a scare with my first girlfriend back in 98 because the condom broke. We both panicked so I jumped into an encyclopaedia (lol) to do some research. I read that the window to get a woman pregnant is like 12 hours each month. It's a tiny fucking window.

For the record, it's about 24 hours, but if you've had sex and ejaculated inside her anytime in the 5 days prior she may still get pregnant, the sperm survives inside for that long.

 

[BlueTsunami]

but if you've had sex and ejaculated inside her anytime in the 5 days prior she may still get pregnant, the sperm survives inside for that long.

 

[Astral Dog]

Start thinking about how to raise your baby .education, diapers, etc
Also remember you not only married her, but also her family.

 

[Forerunner]

This sure is something...

GAF is an interesting place.

 

[Afrocious]

What the fuck

 

[A.edrerai]

You sure she was not having sex with someone else and the other dude left her on her 2 week pregnant and she is using sex to justify her future pregnancy to you so you can provide for her? You might be shocked how many men father childs which are not theirs without even knowing it.

 

[KibblesBits]

A truly unexpected pregnancy would be if she were incubating a cactus or an octopus up in there. That would truly be unexpected.

LAWD JEEBUS, this thread.

 

[GamingOblivion]

GAF I'm disappointed

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

I would just say "fuck it", bareback her and enjoy your last moment of peace before your kid shows up.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

You sure she was not having sex with someone else and the other dude left her on her 2 week pregnant and she is using sex to justify her future pregnancy to you so you can provide for her? You might be shocked how many men father childs which are not theirs without even knowing it.

No man with a brain would ever willingly sign papers in this situation without a test first.

But then again, since OP doesn't quite appear to be running on all cylinders as it is....

 

[alife]

 

[Dominator]

Hmm, she just randomly wanted to have sex without you two ever doing that before? And she has feelings for you? I hate to say it but it's a possibility she was ovulating and sprung at the chance for a child which would permanently involve you in her life.

Now, that's probably unlikely and she just wanted to fuck. Chill out for the moment OP, no use getting all worked up. You wore a condom and have no reason to think something happened there, load amount all over your crotch or not.

 

[Aters]

Now as I was pulling out, she resisted

So she wanted to get pregnant or what?

 

[Dunlop]

perfect lol

After the edit in the OP, all I can say is that he is probably not ready to have sex if something like this will cause so much anxiety...or rather make sure your next partner is also on the pill

While not impossible, the chance of pregnancy based on the new info is insanely low.

 

[CloudyTuba]

Wow dude. You took a condom from the girl who badly wanted you but couldnt get you?

Might have been a hole in that shit for very nefarious reasons.

So she wanted to get pregnant or what?

It's a known evil scheme that some people try to get pregnant in order to force their partner to stay with them. Could be whats happening here.

Or she was just really in the zone and wanted it.

 

[tearsintherain]

You better #brexit that flat, son

 

[A.edrerai]

perfect lol

After the edit in the OP, all I can say is that he is probably not ready to have sex if something like this will cause so much anxiety...or rather make sure your next partner is also on the pill

While not impossible, the chance of pregnancy based on the new info is insanely low.

Chances of pregnancy contributed to the op maybe impossible but what about someone elses which op don't even know???

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Feed her pizza.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Abortion.

 

[Nickle]

 

[WordAssassin]

/controversial opinion

I look at my friends who had kids in their early 20's and whose kids are almost full grown while they are still relatively young and think.. damn.. kinda wish I started earlier.

My wife wouldn't have had an abortion at any age, but glad you think she's a thickwit.

Did your wife go to school with him? Chill out man. He called the people he knew in school that did it thickwits. Maybe they were.

 

[travisbickle]

So much paranoia about women in this thread.

 

[Chinese Cartoons]

I don't know what's worse this or the son who died at the shooting range and the family is now asking for donations.

I hate humans.

 

[Kthulhu]

Cross your fingers and pray that you're sterile OP.

 

[Chinese Cartoons]

So much paranoia about women in this thread.

I once asked a girl out for a date and was rejected, jokes on her I replaced her with video games and animes.

 

[Kthulhu]

I once asked a girl out for a date and was rejected, jokes on her I replaced her with video games and animes.

The only true path to becoming a wizard.

 

[GAFmeansLIFE]

also, can medical science please invent an easy, effective male birth control? on the double

 

[-Horizon-]

I once asked a girl out for a date and was rejected, jokes on her I replaced her with video games and animes.

Heck yeah

 

[Kindekuma]

This sounds like the whole magic loogie incident in Seinfeld.

Mexen, my friend, I have the utmost confidence that it will all be fine.

Spoiler

Let's face it, most if not all men slip one past the goalie on accident at one point or another.

 

[QuantumZebra]

No matter the event in life, there are only 2 options.
Fear the change and retreat.
Accept the change and grow.

This is really great advice.

Also, support her +1

 

[Transhuman]

And then about an hour ago, she was being really... She wanted to have sex and I resisted at first but eventually, I caved and she got a condom she had stashed somewhere in her room

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1242916

 

[Aters]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1242916

Ahh shit, now I'm laughing.

 

[SynthFetish]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1242916

I was just going to post this, perfect.

 

[BudokaiMR2]

You are probably okay, unless you are super duper potent like me.

If not then just push strongly for an abortion. Is there any specific reason why it isn't an option?

It doesn't sound like the relationship could really be healthy and last (though its not impossible of course) and speaking as a textbook bastard whose dad wasn't around I don't think it is fair to the child to bring them into the world unless you are both committed to each other.

Grats on the sex doe!

 

[Miletius]

Well, at least based on your freakout she probably doesn't want to be your girlfriend anymore. Hopefully. So you've solved one problem.

 

[Opto]

I don't know the details but she sounds creepy by pressuring you to have sex with her? And if you don't have a problem with it happening, that's fine too, but then I'd suggest not living together anymore.

 

[SuperOrez]

There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.

 

[Eppy Thatcher]

Just looking at the thread title I knew this was gonna be good and GAF delivered like fucking Jimmy Jons...

Whole first page is cripwalkworthy levels of luls. I love you people.

 

[MattyG]

A friend of mine had unprotected sex a couple weeks ago and is now freaking out that she might be pregnant, but hasn't taken a test yet. Some of the posts about ovulation and fertility windows in here are making me do math in my head to figure out her odds... but I also didn't know almost any of this stuff before.

Soooo sex ed failed me apparently.

 

[Llyranor]

I don't know the details but she sounds creepy by pressuring you to have sex with her?

It's... kinda rapey, isn't it? As in, 'no means yes' territory.

 

[WordAssassin]

A friend of mine had unprotected sex a couple weeks ago and is now freaking out that she might be pregnant, but hasn't taken a test yet. Some of the posts about ovulation and fertility windows in here are making me do math in my head to figure out her odds... but I also didn't know almost any of this stuff before.

Soooo sex ed failed me apparently.

While it's been about 15 years since I've had a sex ed class, there was so much shit I had to learn myself or from the internet. Sex ed class was a fucking joke. I weep for today's youth if it's still the same.

 

[The Maverick]

Jesus Christ lol. This made this thread.

 

[Mohasus]

Tell her that she raped you, you didn't want it and if she seeks your help to raise the child, you'll sue her.

 

[mkenyon]

On the bright side, you don't have to figure out a name. You can just call it Anchor!

 

[echoshifting]

Tell her that she raped you, you didn't want it and if she seeks your help to raise the child, you'll sue her.

Sorry, do you actually think the op was raped here?

Or are you suggesting that he threaten her with a malicious and destructive lie?

 

[NsirhC]

Wew, she trapped the shit out of you. Best of luck dealing with crazy of that caliber.

Yup

You're already dead, OP.

 

[T.O.P]

Wew, she trapped the shit out of you. Best of luck dealing with crazy of that caliber.

This, good luck op