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You had sex with a woman with a condom on but are worried because the amount of semen in the condom is not as much as you expected? Relax. There's nothing about this to worry about, other than the risk that you take every time you have sex regardless of birth control.
 
Keep calm. Not saying your roommate is setting a "man trap" but it sounds suspect.
 
Brakke said:
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It was literally posted 5 minutes ago, there has to be some reasonable time passage law going on to invoke an underrated post reply...but seriously OP you just have to support her decision...not much more and advice to find here.
 
Mexen said:
Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.
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Yeah, science bitch!
 
SheepyGuy said:
Dude what?

It took like 5 months of trying for us to get pregnant. And this was making sure everything about it was optimal.

There's like a 0.1% chance she's actually pregnant. Calm the fuck down.
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Sometimes it only takes one time to be pregnant it not that rare
 
Mexen said:
What's the best way to handle an unexpected pregnancy?

Edit: well, I neglected the details because GAF nitpicks and I just wanted advice on how to deal with the pregnancy itself but here's the story. I regret typing this already.

My best friend of 11 years and I share a flat (apartment, you are welcome, America) since we work together and it's a five minute drive from the office.

Lately, she's been acting super girlfriend like and confessed her romantic feelings for me. However, I don't feel the same way and that caused a rift between us. Somehow, we got past it and started talking again.

And then about an hour ago, she was being really... She wanted to have sex and I resisted at first but eventually, I caved and she got a condom she had stashed somewhere in her room.

Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.

She has refused to take a morning after pill and says its unlikely conception took place and took the liberty to explain high school biology to me with respect to her cycle, but I just can't let it go.

If there is even an odd chance that she is pregnant, I don't know where to start with being a father.

I am 26 and abortion is not an option. Sorry about thread title, I just didn't know what to say.

>_<
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Boo this man
 
Wait- a condom was referenced but you still needed to pull out.

Was the condom even used, or did you bust so intensely that it blew it off lol
 
What part of her cycle did she say she was in and do you have reason to suspect she's lying about and trying to get pregnant on purpose?

If she's not ovulating and you don't think she's a liar then chill. The odds are in your favor.

Also, the paragraph where you explain what happened when you pulled out is... confusing.
 
Bro... You should date this woman because you seem like a stress case who could use some relaxation. The condom didn't break, you have nothing to worry about. Is this your first time or something? Why are you not trusting the condom
 
"What's the best way to handle an unexpected pregnancy?"

By putting half your pay cheque into a savings account starting now
 
A truly unexpected pregnancy would be if she were incubating a cactus or an octopus up in there. That would truly be unexpected.
 
Wait. A girl declares her feelings for you, is already acting like she is your girl, You didn't feel the same way and tell her so.....

And then you fuck her?

Of course she just tried to trap you. I don't understand how you could of fallen for it.

From the moment she declared her feelings, you should of been looking for somewhere new to live. This is all on you.

Chances are you may of had a lucky escape. Leave. Now.
 
Mexen said:
She has refused to take a morning after pill and says its unlikely conception took place and took the liberty to explain high school biology to me with respect to her cycle, but I just can't let it go.
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Oh dear...

One of my friends used to be that carefree in regards to her cycle when it came to sex. She had a similar mindset to your girlfriend, but surely enough she read her body wrong, got pregnant and got an abortion fairly early on. After that experience you bet your ass she takes the pill and all the correct precautions. She never wants to go through that experience again. I personally just avoid any risk of myself getting pregnant by avoiding most vaginal intercourse altogether and encouraging my partners to do anal instead.
 
If she turns up pregnant, make sure you do a test to find out if you are the father. Don't be that guy on Dr. Phil who finds out his kid isn't his.
 
Juke Joint Jezebel said:
Oh dear...

One of my friends used to be that carefree in regards to her cycle when it came to sex. She had a similar mindset to your girlfriend, but surely enough she read her body wrong, got pregnant and got an abortion fairly early on. After that experience you bet your ass she takes the pill and all the correct precautions. She never wants to go through that experience again. I personally just avoid any risk of myself getting pregnant by avoiding most vaginal intercourse altogether and encouraging the other form of penetration!
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But isn't your eye sore after?
 
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Get in.
 
Marky Mark said:
Wait, I've got one. Prexit.


Also, thanks for posting this.
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Mr. Giggles said:
Eh.

5/10

If OP is actually British - 8/10
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Marky Mark said:
OP are you British?
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Respect said:
"Flat" tells me the smart money is on yes.
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Dice// said:
Yaaay!
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Which means, this:

gruenel said:
One can only hope that OP lives in a developed society like Europe and doesn't have to worry about horrendous educational fees!
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May or may not hold up anymore.

Also, OP, this is probably an edge case, but is there a chance she's pregnant already and just wants to trick you into thinking you're the father?
 
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