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[BladeoftheImmortal]

Fuck

Edit: I just did some reading on the best time to have the test done.

Where are you from, OP? What kind if sexual education did you have in school?

 

[dangeraaron10]

Step 1: Tell GAF

Already did this.

Step 2: Look up some baby names

Step 3: Work overtime very day for your entire life

Unless it comes out negative and she's not pregnant.

Then return to Step 1 and end at Step 1.

 

[GankzyMcfly]

I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch.

 

[Archer]

Yo, learn your lesson and cap it before you tap it.

 

[dangeraaron10]

Yo, learn your lesson and cap it before you tap it.

When in doubt, shroud your spout

Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.

 

[hateradio]

Also obligatory Simpsons screenshot

fml

mhm


Too many quotable responses itt.

 

[vern]

Her canal is probably the sexiest way I've ever heard it described.