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[Izuna]

"Excuse me, could you spare some change?"

"Why would I do that? No one is looking."

 

[Lionheart1827]

 

[Akahige]

Keanu would buy the person a meal, sit down and eat with him.

 

[markot]

0/10

 

[Christina Mackenzie]

Meh...

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Keanu would buy the person a meal, sit down and eat with him.

Then, his house key..

 

[John Kowalski]

stop thinking you're famous izunadono, just give them the fucking money

 

[dekline]

 

[Dalek]

 

[Degen]

looks like you climbed Mount Cleverest

 

[Log4Girlz]

looks like you climbed Mount Cleverest

Looks like you're climbing out of a sarchasm.

 

[Nokagi]

I feel like you're trying to tell me something with this.

 

[PhoenixDark]

 

[Five]

A celebrity walks past a homeless person.
The homeless person asks "could you spare any change?"
The celebrity is grammarian and answers "I could, but I won't."

A celebrity walks past a homeless person.
The homeless person asks "could you spare any change?"
The celebrity only carries credit.

A celebrity walks past a homeless person.
The homeless person asks "could you spare any change?"
The celebrity gives the man a hundred dollars.
The tabloids see this and wonder why a person of such means was so stingy.

A celebrity walks past a homeless person.
The homeless person asks "could you spare any change?"
The celebrity offers to take him to the nearest homeless shelter.


Am I doing this right?

 

[Izuna]

Lol.

 

[Grakl]

A HOMELESS WHAT?

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[Kozak]

A homeless person uses the services provided to them that helps them get off the streets

 

[Chris Murphy]

The problem is that when you're rich or famous you can't be charitable in public or else everyone expects it.

You give $1000 to a homeless guy because he seemed cool, it's caught on camera. Next day you receive thousands of begging letters with no real way to pick the genuine ones from the chancers.

When famous people are charitable they tend to do it in secret.

 

[Izuna]

Did you just stealth edit a gif? That was the weirdest thing ever.

The problem is that when you're rich or famous you can't be charitable in public or else everyone expects it.

You give $1000 to a homeless guy because he seemed cool, it's caught on camera. Next day you receive thousands of begging letters with no real way to pick the genuine ones from the chancers.

When famous people are charitable they tend to do it in secret.

This is the better joke.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Paradise Brunch]

Spoiler

I just want to post the gif

 

[killatopak]

wtf

 

[Blargonaut]

Did you just stealth edit a gif? That was the weirdest thing ever.

 

[jediyoshi]

"Excuse me, could you spare some change?"

"Why would I do that? No one is looking."

"And here is an example of a ________"

 

[The Real Abed]

If it were Keanu Reeves he'd probably give him the keys to his car.

 

[ArcLyte]

Right on. everyone posting in opposition to this is a celebrity cultist.

 

[SJRB]

Keanu would never say that.

 

[freenudemacusers]

why would a celebrity need to donate to the homeless when they already give so much to the world by merely existing?

 

[POWERSPHERE]

 

[FStop7]

Readers Digest: The Thread

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

OP have you met my dad? You guys would have a great time swapping jokes.

 

[Ermac]

Keanu walks past a homeless man, and then:

 

[AlexMogil]

lol0

 

[t26]

 

[Currygan]

 

[Foffy]

Keanu walks past a homeless man, and then:

I love that man. So fucking sincere. He never let fame or fortune usurp his humanity.

 

[Touchdown]

 

[Gobias]

This is some biting satire.

 

[Izuna]

 

[Lord Thrappleper The 49th]

A homeless person uses the services provided to them that helps them get off the streets

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[God Dayumm]

Why do hipsters love Steve Jobs?

Spoiler

Because he is underground

 

[Currygan]

with a derby nonethless. Top class guy that Patrick Stewart, loved him in Highlander alongside Michael J Fox

 

[Totaly a Duder]

Gandalf on hard times,

 

[Clevinger]

thread was worth it for whatever the fuck this is

 

[Kinyou]

Actual Cannibal in action

 

[Deleted member 309291]

Wait what. I need some context please. But Shia being Shia its surely something incredibly moronic.

 

[Gambit 1138]

Magneto ended up in the wrong timeline

 

[Toparaman]

I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I like it.