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[MagusMajul]

In a world of wires, dreams, and sparks, A boy genius built with fervent heart. Giant blocks, a towering feat, Praised by father, his joy complete.

"Ælon," he beamed, "your mind's a star, These blocks could reach the skies afar." No cookies graced the dinner plate, The boy's small heart began to break.

Tears fell fast, a piercing scream, Shattered hopes, a broken dream. Father's foot, in anger's sway, Kicked the blocks, they crashed away.

In dust and ruin, lessons learned, Genius sparks, though harshly spurned. From fallen blocks, new worlds arise, A toddler's vision never dies.

 

[poppabk]

In a world of wires, dreams, and sparks, A boy genius built with fervent heart. Giant blocks, a towering feat, Praised by father, his joy complete.

"Ælon," he beamed, "your mind's a star, These blocks could reach the skies afar." No cookies graced the dinner plate, The boy's small heart began to break.

Tears fell fast, a piercing scream, Shattered hopes, a broken dream. Father's foot, in anger's sway, Kicked the blocks, they crashed away.

In dust and ruin, lessons learned, Genius sparks, though harshly spurned. From fallen blocks, new worlds arise, A toddler's vision never dies.

Your story may work better if in a twist at the end the father is also a toddler.

 

[Ikutachi]

Moral of the story. Get cookies.

 

[El_Presidente]

One time my dad threw my Gamecube on the floor and curb-stomped it with a boot... tears were shed, and I relate to this poem.

 

[DKehoe]

So were you thinking "yeah, this looks good" before you hit the "post thread" button?

 

[ResilientBanana]

odd instance where I would have preferred AI to write the post.

 

[AJUMP23]

Anyone understand the OP?

Is this the return of 22:22:22?

 

[winjer]

Anyone understand the OP?

Is this the return of 22:22:22?

I think it's because of the recent spat between Musk and Trump.

 

[Days like these...]

odd instance where I would have preferred AI to write the post.

It was written by Indian AI it's titled An Ode to Elon Musk. Someone drank the Kool aid

 

[drotahorror]

One time my dad threw my Gamecube on the floor and curb-stomped it with a boot... tears were shed, and I relate to this poem.

I once had a Gamecube, purple it was great
Dad kicked it with his foot, that shit was gay
Tears were shed, I'm tellin ya it was wack
I picked myself up, and read poems on NeoGaf

 

[AJUMP23]

I think it's because of the recent spat between Musk and Trump.

Well In Before Lock then.


IT was so esoteric there is no telling what it is.

 

[Punished Miku]

Best we can hope for is that the father puts the child in prison soon, because the spineless mom party sure isn't going to do it. Prison. The child already has killed people, literally.

 

[Evil Calvin]

I thought I was going to see a viral video of a kid destroying a Switch 2

 

[winjer]

This is the kind of stuff that is going on....

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

Elon was “wearing thin,” I asked him to leave, I took away his EV Mandate that forced everyone to buy Electric Cars that nobody else wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY!

truthsocial.com

 

[Punished Miku]

This is the kind of stuff that is going on....

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

Elon was “wearing thin,” I asked him to leave, I took away his EV Mandate that forced everyone to buy Electric Cars that nobody else wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY!

truthsocial.com

"I'm cool funding a serial sexual assaulter with 30+ sexual assault allegations already public and a Epstein tape already out detailing that they're best friends for 10 years as long as I get my EV credits while illegally slashing government spending for everyone else."
- Child on Ketamine, mushrooms and Adderall

As for the second tweet, they should put up Pharaoh X Æ A-Xii Musk as their first candidate. Long may he reign, fear the old blood.

 

[Idleyes]

Popcorn for Errbody!!

 

[Doom85]