Chiggs
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****First off, if you're a woman-hating idiot, this totally badass thread is NOT for you, because I designed it to scare the fuck out of misogynistic internet trolls!****
Look, T2 is one of the greatest action movies ever created, and Robert Patrick is an incredible villain--one of the best of all time, easily. And I mean that. He's utterly menacing in a bland, artificial way...and that's meant as a glowing compliment, not a backhanded one.
But there's always been an aspect of Terminator 2 that has gnawed at me: The T-1000 shouldn't have been stronger than the T-800; it just doesn't make any sense. Smarter? Sure! Faster? Absolutely! More lethal? No question. But not stronger.
Here's why:
Consider the mall fight. This is when both Terminators are still fresh, which makes it THE BEST comparison.
Come on!
Sadly, all of this is nothing but "screenwriting magic," designed to make the T-1000 scarier than it really is...which is a bit dumb, because it's pretty fucking scary, regardless of whether or not it could outmuscle a T-800 or not. If Terminator 2 featured more cloak and dagger from the T-1000, or more creative fights, like this absolutely perfect scene, it might have been even better than it was.
And this is why Terminator 3: Dark Fate has the superior approach. A hyper-alloy combat chassis that provides the muscle, with its poly-alloy coating providing the stealth, speed and surprise.
Instantly, I can sense your loathing of this opinion. That's because you probably haven't enjoyed the trailer, you wrongly believe T2's CGI to be superior, or you correctly think Tim Miller is an obnoxious shithead who really doesn't have the film resume to be antagonizing would-be ticketholders.
I get it.
But regardless of all that, and even regardless of whether or not Dark Fate manages to outshit Terminator: Genisys, its liquid metal on hard metal approach is pretty fucking awesome...and completely logical.
In fact, the only thing more fearsome than Dark Fate's hard-soft man is the T-1,000,000. That thing is absolutely horrifying.
Look, T2 is one of the greatest action movies ever created, and Robert Patrick is an incredible villain--one of the best of all time, easily. And I mean that. He's utterly menacing in a bland, artificial way...and that's meant as a glowing compliment, not a backhanded one.
But there's always been an aspect of Terminator 2 that has gnawed at me: The T-1000 shouldn't have been stronger than the T-800; it just doesn't make any sense. Smarter? Sure! Faster? Absolutely! More lethal? No question. But not stronger.
Here's why:
- The T-800 is a tank; it's a triple-armored hyper-alloy combat chassis.
- You can read more about how fucking ridiculously powerful this thing is here.
- It doesn't have to worry about shape-shifting and regeneration; it's a giant fucking hunk of metal with a super-smart CPU, and it's designed to kill.
- The T-1000 is all about mimicry; it's about stealth, surprise and speed.
- It's an incredible piece of poly-alloy technology with formidable combat features, but there's A LOT of overhead to consider:
- Its processor and battery (or whatever the fuck they are) have to take into consideration the allocation of resources to a) change shapes/liquify, b) conserve mass, and c) regenerate its wounds. That's quite a bit to worry about!
- It's an incredible piece of poly-alloy technology with formidable combat features, but there's A LOT of overhead to consider:
Consider the mall fight. This is when both Terminators are still fresh, which makes it THE BEST comparison.
- Right off the bat, Arnold's shotgun blasts overwhelm the T-1000, knocking it back several feet with each shot, and then finally knocking it right on its liquid metal ass.
- As Arnold stops to reload, the seemingly dead T-1000 heals its wounds and springs to its feet, where it grapples with Arnold for a few moments, right before taking him through a wall, and then tossing him through a storefront window.
Come on!
Sadly, all of this is nothing but "screenwriting magic," designed to make the T-1000 scarier than it really is...which is a bit dumb, because it's pretty fucking scary, regardless of whether or not it could outmuscle a T-800 or not. If Terminator 2 featured more cloak and dagger from the T-1000, or more creative fights, like this absolutely perfect scene, it might have been even better than it was.
And this is why Terminator 3: Dark Fate has the superior approach. A hyper-alloy combat chassis that provides the muscle, with its poly-alloy coating providing the stealth, speed and surprise.
Instantly, I can sense your loathing of this opinion. That's because you probably haven't enjoyed the trailer, you wrongly believe T2's CGI to be superior, or you correctly think Tim Miller is an obnoxious shithead who really doesn't have the film resume to be antagonizing would-be ticketholders.
I get it.
But regardless of all that, and even regardless of whether or not Dark Fate manages to outshit Terminator: Genisys, its liquid metal on hard metal approach is pretty fucking awesome...and completely logical.
In fact, the only thing more fearsome than Dark Fate's hard-soft man is the T-1,000,000. That thing is absolutely horrifying.
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