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a guide to driving SUVs

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How come they didn't mention anything about driving in the rain? People here seem to actually drive faster when the streets are wet, than when they're dry.
 

mrmyth

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Here's a guide to driving SUVs -


1. Its not a fucking Ferrari.

2. It ain't a fucking tank either.

3. An H2 is just a fucking Suburban with big wheels and half the room. And you have a little dick for buying one, man or woman.
 
here's a handy guide to driving SUVs:

1) If you're a woman (particularly a middle aged woman with kids), get the fuck out and let a man drive.
 

belgurdo

Banned
Ninja Scooter said:
here's a handy guide to driving SUVs:

1) If you're a woman (particularly a middle aged woman with kids), get the fuck out and let a man drive.

And if you're a man who's about to drive a SUV, then stop what you're doing, get out, then kill your woman and yourself
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Ninja Scooter said:
here's a handy guide to driving SUVs:

1) If you're a woman (particularly a middle aged woman with kids), get the fuck out and let a man drive.
*paging Dragona*

Hey, that's a pretty spiffy tag you have there, Piston.
 
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