I sent your thread to chatgpt and it spit out a poem, enjoy
Console wars rage like storms at sea,
Fanboys shouting with such glee,
Each one clamoring to be heard,
Their voices lost in a single word.
Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo too,
Arguments that never seem to ensue,
Call of Duty and Bethesda now join,
As the fanboys' anger they seek to purloin.
Phil Spencer stands in the eye of the storm,
A man who promised, yet did not conform,
Lies and mistruths, that's what they say,
Fanboys on all sides, now in disarray.
But why all the fuss, why all the strife?
Is it worth it, to lose sleep over your preferred life?
We're all gamers, let's just play,
Enjoy the games and call it a day.
The console wars will never cease,
As each fanboy seeks to increase,
Their chosen brand's prestige and power,
Until it's the only one left to tower.