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[olimario]

I'll start it, but it's up to you all to add on!


A VERY GAF CHRISTMAS
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Christmas was coming and GAF was a buzz
I was snug by the fire with my hot little cous

Black Stallion was cocky and striking a pose
with cheer in his eyes, but no christmas clothes

and what would know about ol' john tv
he was gawking in awe of his new PSP

Old Man Triumph was drinking with glee
Upon Gary's head he was soon sure to pee
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[Dujour]

I hate you. I wish you were a zombie, that's the only way I think God would justify the things I want to do to you.

 

[Tabris]

I hate you.

IAWTPoem (I don't actually hate you, I was just making a GAF like addition )

 

[Agent Dormer]

I hate you. I wish you were a zombie, that's the only way I think God would justify the things I want to do to you.

.

 

[olimario]

Merry Christmas, Sera.
I don't understand your hate for me, but it doesn't really matter. Hope you have a nice holiday break.

What is with everyone? I've never seen a nastier group of people.

 

[Triumph]

I'll start it, but it's up to you all to add on!


A VERY GAF CHRISTMAS
----------------------------------------
Christmas was coming and GAF was a buzz
I was snug by the fire with my hot little cous

Black Stallion was cocky up and striking a pose
with cheer in his eyes, but no christmas clothes

and what would know about ol' john tv
he was gawking in awe of his new PSP
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Old Man Triumph was drinking with glee
Upon Gary's head he was soon sure to pee

 

[karasu]

:lol That didn't last very long.

 

[8bit]

Your hot little what?

 

[olimario]

Old Man Triumph was drinking with glee
Upon Gary's head he was soon sure to pee

See!?
Already a great addition

Your hot little what?

cous
cousin

 

[xsarien]

Your hot little what?

Don't ask, please, just...don't ask.

 

[Memles]

You took the time to italicize it, but getting the meter down wasn't in your plan.

So, as my contribution, I will make it make sense. And then add to it.

Christmas was coming and GAF was abuzz,
I was snug by the fire with my hot little cous

Black Stallion was cocky, up and striking a pose,
with cheer in his eyes, but with no christmas clothes

And what would you know about ol' john tv
Why, he's gawking in awe of his new PSP

Pretentious and Absorbed in his work,
Olimario posted this poem (What a jerk)

For you see that at least he could have adapted,
The Classic "Twas the Night Before Christmas" but GAF, we were shafted

Maybe it's better, that the poem was saved,
Because we wouldn't want Clement to roll in his grave

So please, maybe next time the purpose at hand,
Should be humor and laughter, not hatred-filled plans

There are those who will speak of your self-absorbed ways,
And they would be quite correct, I should say

So as you'll exclaim as you walk out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to GAF, I'll be leaving, a'ight?"

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!!!

 

[etiolate]

I eagerly await your coming out of the closet thread in the coming year
And don't worry Gary, you'll have more friends at GAF when you're queer

 

[Sriram]

'hot little cousin' - did I miss some recent olimario thread or something, where it turns out that julia amber sue is his cousin? (this would not surprise me actually)

 

[Eminem]

well so far this christmas poem is all well and good
but me and solrac celebrate a holiday that is misunderstood

unlike christmas, our holiday is worth reenacting
we have a bare aluminum pole with no tinsel, for it is too distracting

we tell our friends and family how they've wronged us in the last year
we call this the airing of grievences, which is best done when your head is clear

and we must be loose and nimble when each other we try to pin
for this is the feats of strength, a festivus tradition that has always been

and so this holiday we celebrate thus:
a Festivus for the rest of us!

 

[aoi tsuki]

This thread needs fap pics!!
Ye, who is with me?
And who here dare deny
Lohan's got some big ass titties

This message is true
Please take it not for spam
As proclaimed in the flash
She got titties like... dayuumm!!

 

[MIMIC]

Lindsay's breasts bring awe, and excitement to all who see
It's a disappointment that they're fake, but are better than Tara Reid's.

With areolas like bitten bologna, they inspire the wittiest quip.
'Cause we all saw her lunch meat, at her red carpet nip slip.

 

[evil ways]

Fake or real, who cares? don't hate
Most of those haterz can't even get a date

 

[DJ Sl4m]

So take the advice of Cubsfan and me,
& you'll get the date, you so desperately need.

Tone up your body, and prepare your game,
and you'll meet a bitch that'll drive you insane.

:lol

 

[mattx5]

So take the advice of Cubsfan and me,
& you'll get the date, you so desperately need.

Tone up your body, and prepare your game,
and you'll meet a bitch that'll drive you insane. lol

LOL doesn't rhyme with 'game' damnit!

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Fixed

 

[Winged Creature]

I celebrate Thanksmas

 

[Mama Smurf]

"Well this thread is shit" said Mike Works on his throne,
"Should I edit the title, or leave well alone?
Oli's a shit, 'twould all be thought fair",
But the Christmas spirit fills the cold air.

Instead Mike Works leaped forth, and proclaimed with all glee,
"Oli I love you! I want all to see,
Bathwater, girlfriend, wang pictures and all,
I'll always be with you, and catch you when you BANNED"