Here's a few extra announcements I've created for Ubi just in case they're short of some
"we've decided to produce 500 different special editions of the game, because consumers love choice"
"We've dramatically downgraded the resolution of the game because we realized that when you look around outside in real life you don't see any pixels. And since we want the graphics to be as close to real life as possible we obviously need to reduce the pixel count"
"The game has been delayed by 16 months to avoid debates and stuff"
"We've put a lot of microtransactions in the game for that cinematic feel"
That's all i've got Ubi. Try not to use them all in one go.
"we've decided to produce 500 different special editions of the game, because consumers love choice"
"We've dramatically downgraded the resolution of the game because we realized that when you look around outside in real life you don't see any pixels. And since we want the graphics to be as close to real life as possible we obviously need to reduce the pixel count"
"The game has been delayed by 16 months to avoid debates and stuff"
"We've put a lot of microtransactions in the game for that cinematic feel"
That's all i've got Ubi. Try not to use them all in one go.