------------->joke
Desperado
LOL! Sorry dude ...
I love accents! I hate idiots! Can't we all just get along? As far as I've found, every accent or dialect has had something to recommend it, and if you get to know it, opens pathways to new communication, new humour, new relationships - the lot. A few comments:
I loooooove Geordie women. Really, I would do anything for a woman with a Geordie accent, although I suspect a visit to Newcastle might force me to chuck a few qualifications in there. It'll probably turn out that I only 'looooove'
posh Geordie women, but the thing still stands. What a turn on ...
Aussies sound all warm and round and relaxed, like English people who've had the innate gloominess baked out of them. Which is essentially what they are.
New Zealanders sound a little similar, but with more cheekiness and fruitiness thrown in. They can sound posh and haughty, but only if they're posh and haughty.
Americans are a figure of fear and hatred, and should be avoided at all costs.
Canadians make me laugh eh?
I never met any southern Irish people until I came to Australia. Sure they're all over here. Awesome accent, hysterical people.
Scottish is also a joy to beh0r, but I have generally found the Scottish themselves to be more intimidating than 'trustworthy'. Sorry guys. But I do really love reading the dialect, for example as written by Irvine Welsh or Iain Banks.
Welsh is too gorgeous.