Dominoes in Utah explodes

Like my ass the morning after going in for all chilli topped Dominos with a bottle of yack to wash it down watching WWF
 
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Hemorrhoid with bowel syndrom? I don't speak youth talk.
The noise was a character dominoes used during the 80s, a guy with a believe paranoid schizophrenia thought the commercials were about him (his last name was danoid) and took a couple of people hostage at a dominoes
 
dominos dropped the noid because a guy with the last name Danoid, thought the commercials were about him and took a bunch of people hostage
His last name was just Noid, he was mentally deranged, and Domino's addressed the rumors and this had nothing to do with them "dropping" the Noid character. They've used him periodically in random ads since. He even appeared in a Crash Bandicoot phone game a few years ago.
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The noise was a character dominoes used during the 80s, a guy with a believe paranoid schizophrenia thought the commercials were about him (his last name was danoid) and took a couple of people hostage at a dominoes
No wonder why i barely saw the noid some time in the 90s.
 
I expected the explosion to be about as dramatic as mentos in a coke bottle, but that was a proper explosion.

It's odd to say this about an exploding building, but it's nice to see something live up to the title for once.
 

Two people involved in a car accident in Herriman, Utah, were rescued minutes before their SUV was engulfed in flames after it crashed into a Domino's Pizza, ruptured a gas line and caused an explosion.

A video posted to social media by Unified Fire Authority, Utah's largest fire agency, showed firefighters working to put out the blaze at a commercial building on Saturday night when an explosion is heard and debris is seen flying in the air. Shortly before the explosion, "two courageous bystanders risked their lives" to rescue the driver and one passenger from the vehicle, fire officials said in a Facebook post.

No one was in the building when the crash involving three vehicles occurred
, according to a spokesperson for the city of Riverton. Multiple people involved in the three-vehicle accident were taken to the hospital, the spokesperson told CBS News. No injuries were caused by the explosion.

Additional details on what led to the crash were not immediately available.

Herriman is a city 30 minutes southwest of Salt Lake City, adjacent to Riverton.

The commercial building that the vehicle veered into housed Domino's, Jimmy John's and Supercuts. The explosion destroyed the pizza restaurant and "caused significant damage" to the two businesses next door, fire officials said.

None of the firefighters who were near the Domino's when it exploded were injured, according to the Unified Fire Authority.

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A crash involving three vehicles?? What??
 
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I came into this thread expecting to see Dominoes, I mean real Dominoes, exploding in someones hands whilst playing a game. Not this shit.

Fuck you guys, today's thread disappointment is real.
 
dominos dropped the noid because a guy with the last name Danoid, thought the commercials were about him and took a bunch of people hostage

Well fuck, if I was in charge of Domino's I would have used that as an advertising campaign possibly including security footage of the incident with a voice over.

"Kenneth Lamar Noid is big mad that Domino's is serving the cheesiest cheese pizzas and has taken our team hostage.
Order Domino's now through pick up or home delivery and if our pizza chefs have written HELP ME on the inside of the pizza box you could win big prizes, including a years supply of pizza.
Just don't let Kenneth know!"
 
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I came into this thread expecting to see Dominoes, I mean real Dominoes, exploding in someones hands whilst playing a game. Not this shit.

Fuck you guys, today's thread disappointment is real.

If it was those Dominoes, then the thread title would use "explode" to indicate the Dominoes in question were plural, but "explodes" indicates a singular thing exploded thus giving away that the "Dominoes" in question must logically refer to an individual restaurant of the titular chain.

See, OP gave us all the clues to solve the mystery, you just needed to study the evidence more closely.

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