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[bucyou]

put a guy in a clear walled room with a bed, then an attractive woman will warm him up, jerk him off a little, maybe even mouth it.

once hes getting into it, boom lights come on, cock out of mouth (although she will smack it on her cheeks thrice, its a running gag on the show that coincides with the gong noise)

show host tells the hot chick to leave and in comes a 1/10 landwhale strutting her nasty self in lingerie 3 sizes too small


the contestant has 2 options,

nope the fuck out

or

dont let a good boner go to waste and take out the trash in front of a live studio audience


if they choose nope the fuck out, they win a car or some shit and the respect of the viewers

if they choose to man the harpoons, he gets to finish but has to stare her in the eyes for 5 minutes after the fact, at which point he will be dressed in a sanitation engineer uniform and given the bums rush out of the studio

 

[macfoshizzle]

Pretty sure JAV has this already

 

[Cunth]

ill subscribe for $20 a month

 

[Schattenjäger]

Weekend GAF is best GAF

 

[Calcium]

You are an idea man, OP. Hollywood has no use for idea men.

 

[West Texas CEO]

You would make for a great producer of Japanese porn, OP.

 

[haxan7]

Option 3: The land whale fucks the guy in the butt with a strap on but then he gets to creampie the hot babe after

 

[Reptars Revenge]

I cant even imagine a 1/10 its has to be the polar opposite and as rare as a 10/10

 

[teezzy]

I cant even imagine a 1/10 its has to be the polar opposite and as rare as a 10/10

Lizzie Velásquez

 

[epicnemesis]

You’ve put so much thought into this. You are like the Tolkien of shitty sexualized game shows.

 

[GymWolf]

Nobody would choose option 2.

 

[nkarafo]

The car should not be in the equation. Otherwise the nope option is way too easy.

 

[triplestation]

as long as ryan seacrest is the host

 

[West Texas CEO]

Nobody would choose option 2.

This guy would:

 

[and 3 others]

Can't wait for the spin off where it's a gay dude brought in.

 

[and 3 others]

This guy would:

That show would be called Precious Oxygen.

 

[West Texas CEO]

That show would be called Precious Oxygen.

Holy shit..