There's a woman who signs her name on her husband's penis with marker every day to make sure he doesn't cheat. Cheating would smudge the writing, you see.
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time, he wrote. But with Bernie now well and truly out of the race I went threw [sic] all that pain for nothing.
Because everyone wants to have the current sitting president's name tattooed on their genitals. Okay, maybe not everyone; women who got those "Bush" tattoos on their mons pubis were really phoning it in.