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[duckroll]

HAHAHAHAHA. I just noticed even in the name section of the quiz, it says "Gang/Crew Name" and "Crib". WTF!

 

[Cross-Section]

Going out with a bang, this one.

 

[Speevy]

That's a certification suicide right there.

Teacher must really hate her kids.

 

[Hip Hop]

The Saints Row of tests

 

[MrCunningham]

"Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his 800-per-day crack habit?"

Hilarious!

 

[studyguy]

Might as well have told a kid to fuck off, probably would have had less of a blowback.

 

[Speevy]

Going out with a bang, this one.

Better than the other kind, I suppose.

 

[the-pi-guy]

What are these questions?

After reading the first question, I was kind of expecting it to be some sort of gun-loving stuff.

What is this?
Drugs, guns, sex, middle school, Alabama.

It makes no sense!

 

[Obliterator]

The Gang / Crew name really takes this to another level of crazy haha

 

[……forgetit]

She's retiring? I respect this more than I probably should.

 

[Sunset Samurai]

Alabama folks.

I'll personally take this L for my state smdh

 

[GAFmeansLIFE]

Now THAT is Applied Mathematics lol.

 

[sunshine and gasoline]

Ahaha. Just amazed that she went with this test.

Why was a language arts teacher giving a math test? Honestly it sounds like she gives no fucks cause she was retiring this month anyways.

Probably substituting for the math teacher.

 

[213372bu]

I've seen these before.

Not the whole list, whew lad @ 6, but it's suppose to be "edgy".

 

[rtcn63]

I'd put down 3rd Street Saints as my gang instinctively

 

[Baron Aloha]

I can't believe this is real, but it is!

#9 is something else.

HAHAHAHAHA. I just noticed even in the name section of the quiz, it says "Gang/Crew Name" and "Crib". WTF!

Holy shit, I did not notice that. Jesus Christ.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Those prices are so off too. Let's get some real world market prices!

 

[TTOOLL]

Too funny hahaha

 

[TheOGB]

What the hell is going on with middle school teachers

 

[water_wendi]

Not like this Pres.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

You're all missing the real shocking part of the article:

My son, he took a picture of it in class and he texted it to me. I couldn't believe it," Hall said.

The kid was using his phone during a test, this has gone too far.

 

[Jarrod38]

Extra Credit: If a teacher gives a offensive test how quickly will she get fired ?

 

[UrokeJoe]

Wow!

 

[Speevy]

 

[cj_iwakura]

Well, if you wanna go out with a bang...

 

[Adaren]

#9 LOL

 

[Yaari]

LOL. Wow.

 

[DeployThatPizza]

This is amazing. Wow at some of the questions.

 

[impirius]

One week from retirement she wanted to finally show the students that she was with it and understood their kind of irreverent humor.

"How can I reach these kids?"

And then it all went wrong.

Should've taught the White People Method instead.

 

[Bubbavelli]

I'd put down 3rd Street Saints as my gang instinctively

GSF FOR LIFE FOOL

 

[Pryce]

That's horribly fucked up but I laughed anyway.

Alabama, son.

 

[AntChum]

As an aspiring teacher, I am both shocked and awed by this.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Should have thrown some white supremacist kid selling meth for balance.

 

[Dennis]

As an aspiring teacher, I am both shocked and awed by this.

Remember to not pull a stunt like this before you are one week from retirement.

 

[AuthenticM]

Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

I'm fucking dying over here.

I shit you not, I wish I had a teacher who pulled a stunt like this. I would be telling this story for the rest of my life.

 

[UrokeJoe]

I want answers.

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

Why do i have the urge to sit down and solve this ?

 

[TheCochese]

Perhaps she was a big Lethal Weapon fan and wanted to recreate that one week before retirement adventure.

 

[Lys Skygge]

I lost it at number 9. Holy shit hahaha!

 

[Luigi87]

"I was just trying to incorporate street smarts into their book smarts!"

 

[NealMcCauley]

Perhaps she was a big Lethal Weapon fan and wanted to recreate that one week before retirement adventure.

Damn, I was just about to make a Murtaugh reference.

 

[GameAddict411]

I think she wanted to go out with a bang. She had nothing to lose anyway, but I sure hope she has a retirement plan lol. The best one is with a guy knocking up some girls lmao!

 

[TheCochese]

Damn, I was just about to make a Murtaugh reference.

Cake in bath?

 

[God Dayumm]

Also that its been filled in by the student.

The P-Pug

Lmao

 

[storybook77]

Question number 6...

#dead

 

[Tarkus]

How the fuck is this real? It can't be, can it?

 

[The Sum of Zero]

I hate my state.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

How the fuck is this real? It can't be, can it?

She took it too far but math teachers are known for making hilarious test questions.

 

[phaonaut]

Definitely more interesting that train/time problems.

 

[NealMcCauley]

Cake in bath?

Murtaugh stole 40 cakes for his bath. How many tens is 40?