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[gollumsluvslave]

Never read this at the time...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784

Bush swore to do "everything in [his] power" to undo the damage wrought by Clinton's two terms in office, including selling off the national parks to developers, going into massive debt to develop expensive and impractical weapons technologies, and passing sweeping budget cuts that drive the mentally ill out of hospitals and onto the street.

:lol :lol

Asked for comment about the cooling technology sector, Bush said: "That's hardly my area of expertise."

:lol

During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.

"You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some point during my administration," said Bush, who plans a 250 percent boost in military spending. "Unlike my predecessor, I am fully committed to putting soldiers in battle situations. Otherwise, what is the point of even having a military?"

:lol :lol :lol


:lol Satire and reality are never that far apart unfortunatley... :lol

 

[Shinobi]

:lol :lol :lol It's frightening that "the leader of the free world" was that easy to read...

 

[King Jippo]

Okay, we get it. Bush is an idiot. But little internet anecdotes with :lol faces are more scary because it makes people feel that much better. Organize some shit on the Whitehouse lawn and I'll be impressed.

 

[Ristamar]

I haven't read The Onion in awhile. Pretty damn funny. Thanks for the link.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Okay, we get it. Bush is an idiot. But little internet anecdotes with :lol faces are more scary because it makes people feel that much better. Organize some shit on the Whitehouse lawn and I'll be impressed.

What's funny here is that this was written before Bush was even sworn into office, and nearly every single line has come to pass. It's funny, in a sad kind of way. Love him or hate him, he is predictable as hell.

 

[whytemyke]

 

[Lardbutt]

I doubt we would have seen a war during Bush's reign if 9/11 didn't happen....

 

[BIG BUBBA]

:lol

 

[Burger]

I doubt we would have seen a war during Bush's reign if 9/11 didn't happen....

Hardly, he used 9/11 as a feeble excuse. It would have happened regardless.

 

[Shinobi]

Okay, we get it. Bush is an idiot. But little internet anecdotes with :lol faces are more scary because it makes people feel that much better. Organize some shit on the Whitehouse lawn and I'll be impressed.

Come on, if you're a Bush defender, defend...don't come back with that weak ass shit.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

:lol

 

[whytemyke]

Come on, if you're a Bush defender, defend...don't come back with that weak ass shit.

oh don't worry about jippo... he's been riding the President like he's the last chopper out of 'Nam for quite some time.

 

[Shinobi]

:lol Hell that doesn't bother me, but I'm sick of seeing weak ass defenses for the man...give me a challenge already, something that doesn't get reduced to something like "bu-but Clinton lied too!!!11".