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[xaosslug]

Bisexual (since this seems to be the consensus) ?

Well, I do remember to have been strongly attracted to a mid-50s obese swiss german man with a very kind attitude back during a conference about Afghanistan when I was 17. I met the guy while he was eating his plate standing and it was a bit gross to be honest but I strongly felt attracted to him despite the circumstances.

From time to time, I want to embraced by protective and warm arms, and be an object of attention. That much is true. Also, I did get some terrible experiences with women, as a man who wore his heart on his sleeve and a strong ideal of a relationship (that is both partner and the intensity of the feelings).

Maybe this is driving me today to open myself to wider horizons, who knows. I basically just want a trusty relation nowadays in which I can feel myself at my ease. Woman, or man, maybe love wears surprising faces.

you seem to want to escape your current situation/prospects and have a 'grass might be greener' sort of 'ideal' + daddy issues going? Hmm.

kiss a guy and see what happens?

 

[ledman]

Even man most recognize that Henry Cavill is hot. Like woman consider Jennifer Aniston hot too. Nothing wrong.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

What does your heart and/or penis tell you?

 

[Celestial Mortal]

Yes OP you're gay if you find Ajay Devgan sexy.

 

[entremet]

What game is this from lol

 

[jond76]

What does this GIF do to you?

It made me feel fat.

Look, I'm straight and can tell when a dude is handsome. But if you're SEXUALLY attracted to men (like, those pics give you a boner) then yeah, you might be gay (or at least bi).

 

[Dead Prince]

What game is this from lol

one of the recent masterpiece from square enix. Final fantasy X|V.

 

[Salvadora]

a mid-50s obese swiss german man

Oh my god. I'm dead.

 

[SilentRacoon]

This only tells me that you have bad taste in men and women.

Sweet JESUS

 

[Twio]

You'd let some fat German dude fuck you in the ass? Well, thread over.

You wouldn't try it?

Ich Liebe Dich?

 

[Kenka]

Do women generally lack this will and composure that you see so evident in these men. Because you just described something that I find attractive in women.
Maybe you're not overtly sexually attracted to men, but you don't mind playing the passive role sexually with them?

Yeah, that would be it.
Regarding your first sentences, indeed, I need a woman who has a strong will and equal commitment to achieve her vision. These days though...

I would say I am more inclined to have sex with women, I just happen to never have found one who could satisfy me completely intellectually, and sexually too.

But if we can be back to the topic, I really think men are presented under a different light in the media nowadays. They often accumulate harmonious facial features with musuclar frames, which was not the case earlier. Also, they tend to be a bit more aged than priorly when the "young wilds" were a common persona on screen.

 

[Batigol]

It made me feel fat.

Look, I'm straight and can tell when a dude is handsome. But if you're SEXUALLY attracted to men (like, those pics give you a boner) then yeah, you might be gay (or at least bi).

What about twingles in the loin area? Not full on erection, just a feint twinge.

 

[megamerican]

I think finding men attractive or handsome is one thing, finding them "sexy" probably denotes that you are at least bi-curious.

 

[Sibylus]

No, but I would have let him have sex with me, if he wanted. Really.

I am not attracted to beauty when it comes to men. It has more to do with their will and composure. Men who can dedicate time to build a project and have the wisdom to accept failure and success in equal share are especially sexy (to me).

But to play with a guy's bamboo is not something I want to do at all.

That's hella convoluted, but maybe you're attracted emotionally and romantically to men, but nothing sexual? Sounds somewhat like what some asexuals describe, though that says nothing of what you feel for women.

 

[Rayis]

You might be bi OP, if you feel like experimenting with men you should to see if it makes you feel something nice.


Also, that freaking Tom Daley gif always makes me kajskljakjsaklsjaklk

 

[Mortemis]

Only person that would be okay would be Jaime, I mean I'm a straight guy and I find him handsome. Everyone else though, makes me question you.

No, but I would have let him have sex with me, if he wanted. Really.

I am not attracted to beauty when it comes to men. It has more to do with their will and composure. Men who can dedicate time to build a project and have the wisdom to accept failure and success in equal share are especially sexy (to me).

But to play with a guy's bamboo is not something I want to do at all.

If you don't call that gay or bi in your case I don't know what to call that. So yeah, pretty sure you're bi. If you want to explore that side of you go for it.

 

[weekend_warrior]

This only tells me that you have bad taste in men and women.

Sweet JESUS

Goddamn.

 

[shadyspace]

Yeah, that would be it.
Regarding your first sentences, indeed, I need a woman who has a strong will and equal commitment to achieve her vision. These days though...

I would say I am more inclined to have sex with women, I just happen to never have found one who could satisfy me completely intellectually, and sexually too, sadly.

Sounds like you're just a misogynist.

 

[Extra Sauce]

I believe you are, OP:

 

[akira28]

OP, how do you feel about this man?

 

[The Boat]

It's not gay if you say "no homo".

 

[jond76]

What about twingles in the loin area? Not full on erection, just a feint twinge.

on my phone right now. But, avatar quote.

 

[stn]

I can appreciate if a man is attractive, I just get zero arousal out of it. Perhaps you're bisexual?

 

[rvy]

Sounds like you're just a misogynist.

 

[Kenka]

Sounds like you're just a misogynist.

I paused when I read that.
Bingo. You are right.

OP, how do you feel about this man?

What the fuck.

 

[Devolution]

Depends.

There's a whole spectrum really.

Do you want to fuck these men or do they just think they look good?

 

[xaosslug]

I am not attracted to beauty when it comes to men. It has more to do with their will and composure. Men who can dedicate time to build a project and have the wisdom to accept failure and success in equal share are especially sexy (to me).

But to play with a guy's bamboo is not something I want to do at all.

you have transcended the mortal coil and see beyond the aesthetic on a deeper level... congratulations!

seriously tho, you are describing how most people view attraction, once they get beyond physical appearance. 'yeah, he was hot and then he opened his mouth...' etc.

 

[User 100115]

It's well known that Cumberbatch can make even straight men question things.

 

[pizza dog]

Hey dumbos we're living in the genderless dystopia now there's not such thing as "gay" and "straight" haven't we all learned about spectrums yet?

Like in the fucking 50's.

 

[ghostface pizzakid]

mos def gay

 

[jaxword]

Do you find me attractive?

 

[xaosslug]

Depends.

There's a whole spectrum really.

Do you want to fuck these men or do they just think they look good?

he'd let them get it (if they wanted) and no, he does not find them physically attractive.

 

[rvy]

I paused when I read that.
Bingo. You are right.

Oh boy, here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

 

[Kenka]

you have transcended the mortal coil and see beyond the aesthetic on a deeper level... congratulations!

seriously tho, you are describing how most people view attraction, once they get beyond physical appearance. 'yeah, he was hot and then he opened his mouth...' etc.

Either that or what shadyspace said, or maybe both.

 

[Twio]

I paused when I read that.
Bingo. You are right.

What the fuck.

Do you think Kim Kardashian looks like a whale?

 

[Devolution]

he'd let them get it (if they wanted) and no, he does not find them physically attractive.

Then I don't understand. He shouldn't prefer a gender if he prefers a type of person.

Edit: Oh he even admitted to being a misogynist =(.

 

[shadyspace]

Oh boy, here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

What if that's really it? Like, it doesn't make you Hitler if you're a dude that just flat out hates the female sex.

 

[RustyNails]

So weird seeing Ajay Devgan in that list lol

 

[Derrick01]

Do you find me attractive?

There's nothing attractive about diabetes!

Seriously I eat one bag of doritos and I can still taste it when I burp 2 days later. Those things aren't natural.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

This only tells me that you have bad taste in men and women.

Sweet JESUS

What am I looking at here? Is this supposed to convince me that she looks better than the Thor guy?

 

[jasonng]

The hell, what's this bullshit saying Lee Byung-hun is ugly. That's not even a good picture of him. Coming from a straight guy, he's handsome as fuck.

 

[Kenka]

Do you find me attractive?

You are like my pal from Järfalla.
You look cool.

Do you think Kim Kardashian looks like a whale?

Hell yes.

 

[LQX]

Is this a joke or an agenda test? If you find men more sexier than women is that not confirmation you are more attracted to them? Come on.

 

[Salvadora]

Will, vision, composure. Commitment to achieve a vision.

Irresistible.

 

[rvy]

I'mma give you one last shot.

Tell me what you feel when you watch this. We can let the fat guy sex slide depending on your response.

 

[Twio]

You are like my pal from Järfalla.
You look cool.

Troll thread?

 

[CloudWolf]

This dude? Really?

He kinda looks like he could be a character from TellTale's The Walking Dead.

 

[Smiley90]

If this thread has told me anything, it's that I'm making sure to pay for my own drink and watch it at all times when I'm meeting with kenka for coffee tomorrow.


edit: on a serious note, I remember there was some story about kenka being engaged/in a complicated relationship from somewhere, wasn't there?

 

[Twio]

If this thread has told me anything, it's that I'm making sure to pay for my own drink and watch it at all time when I'm meeting with kenka for coffee tomorrow.

You're safe if you're less than a 4.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I'mma give you one last shot.



Tell me what you feel when you watch this. We can let the fat guy sex slide depending on your response.

Dat.... dat ass...