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[Stouffers]

My wife is angry with me. I played golf with her father from 10-3, took a nap after because I felt like crap and she was left looking after the kids/cleaning house all day. I wanted to do something nice so I went out and picked up Krispy Kreme and Cracker Barrel, but now she’s even more pissed because she thinks I’m a borderline Dr. Now patient.

It’s like all the shit I’ve done around the house the last few weeks is out the window because she was stuck at the house for one day while I was out golfing.

 

[nush]

no.

 

[Tesseract]

there's only one thing you can do, give her the stone cold stunner

 

[gamingforum1]

imagine being in a marriage like this

 

[diffusionx]

What you did seemed like the actions of a reasonable human being

 

[PSYGN]

 

[teezzy]

How's your dog doing?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

there's only one thing you can do, give her the stone cold stunner

Only kids damage their own property.

 

[Super Mario]

Did you just assume her gender and her role, while playing an ultra-white-privilege game of golf?

 

[Cunth]

Maybe you need some help with her?

 

[Tesseract]

Only kids damage their own property.

i agree

let's celebrate

 

[MetalAlien]

They are always pissed about something... just go to the nudey bar.

 

[Nester99]

Donuts and Cheese seems like a reasonable contribution to the family workload.

 

[Calcium]

Two questions.

Does she get to golfing and leave you at home?

Are you a fat fuck?

My advice rests on the answers.

 

[Tesseract]

... ?

Spoiler: ~

 

[VibratingPeripheral]

Use a coat hanger to dislodge her hair out of the shower drain and put it on a dinner plate. Ask her “whose the one who failed to clean?”

 

[jufonuk]

Look her in the eye and say no doughnuts for you

 

[Stouffers]

Two questions.

Does she get to golfing and leave you at home?

Are you a fat fuck?

My advice rests on the answers.

She can do whatever she wants.

I am fat, but not stomach staple fat.

 

[Calcium]

She can do whatever she wants.

I am fat, but not stomach staple fat.

Then you are fine. She probably had a bad day, just ride it out and try not to do anything to make it worse. Apparently getting high caloric foods is bad, something to remember for next time.

 

[DeepBreath87]

I don’t know the dynamics of your relationship with your wife enough to know whether she should be upset about the golfing/nap. Probably should’ve held off on the nap, but who am I to say.

You should lose weight. Get healthy. It’s good for everybody.

And maybe flowers next time.

 

[Stouffers]

She’s fine now.

 

[Calcium]

She’s fine now.

Just had sex? Nice, brother.

 

[MrS]

She's being rather unreasonable imho, but women are like this. The shit you've done recently means nothing - it's all about what have you done for me lately. Tell her to have a day off from moaning.

 

[Stouffers]

Just had sex? Nice, brother.

Ha. No.

 

[buizel]

Ya, divorce her asap op

 

[nush]

Use a coat hanger to dislodge her hair out of the shower drain and put it on a dinner plate. Ask her “whose the one who failed to clean?”

That's an early doors thing you need to do when living with a new woman. First time she expects you to clean out the shower drain because it's blocked with her long hair, refuse because it's her hair. Women are perfectly capable of doing that shit when they live alone. They'll learn to keep that shower clean before it becomes a blob monster after that, just like they would do if you were not there.

 

[Coolwhhip]

you make a good case for staying single.

 

[O-N-E]

Too many missing variables.

 

[Porcile]

Obviously her boyfriend didn't satisfy her while you were out playing golf.

 

[Stouffers]

Too many missing variables.

List them and I’ll fill in the blanks.

 

[VibratingPeripheral]

Tell her you don’t feel appreciated and she needs to acknowledge that you take the time to put her socks and underwear into the washer after you use them. Tell her from now on you’ll just put them back in her dresser after you’re done and she can dry them herself if they’re gross.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

List them and I’ll fill in the blanks.

You eat ass?

 

[Stouffers]

You eat ass?

I don’t think I’m allowed to answer that

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

I don’t think I’m allowed to answer that

That response is good enough, says a lot about you.

 

[Tesseract]

I don’t think I’m allowed to answer that

 

[nush]

List them and I’ll fill in the blanks.

Is she hot?

No further questions your honor.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Women think with their hearts and love with their heads, while men think with their heads and love with their hearts.

Sorry to hear about the no sex.

Edit: I was gonna give you advice, but you're older and wiser than I am, so I'll refrain.

 

[Stouffers]

Is she hot?

No further questions your honor.

Yea

 

[INC]

Jesus, you're a beta with your dog and your wife. I bet you cry and feel guilty, after u masturbate

 

[Stouffers]

Jesus, you're a beta with your dog and your wife. I bet you cry and feel guilty, after u masturbate

That’s fine.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Jesus, you're a beta with your dog and your wife. I bet you cry and feel guilty, after u masturbate

You're just gonna take that, OP?

 

[Stouffers]

You're just gonna take that, OP?

Yes.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Yes.

Shit, man. Do you want to talk about it?

 

[BigBooper]

Ask if her new year resolutions are going well.

 

[bucyou]

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

You looked at her straight in the eyes didn't you OP.... 1st biggest mistake.

 

[Malakhov]

Everyone has bad days, maybe she had a rough day looking after the kids and thought you'd take over for a bit after coming home from golf, which anyone reasonable would do instead of going to take a nap.

 

[Elektro Demon]

You need to show her who's the man of the house.

 

[Outlier]

Time to learn to take control of the relationship, before she does. You DON'T want HER to take control.

 

[Devonshire]

She’s fine now.

Wait until she sees this thread.