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Am I the only one disgusted by the idea of blowing your nose

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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
...with toilet paper from a bathroom, let alone a public one? I mean, people dig their hand into their shitty ass and then touch that roll of toilet paper. I know I'm not going to take a piece of toilet paper from that roll and rub my face with it. FECAL FACE.
 

BlackMage

Banned
demon said:
...with toilet paper from a bathroom, let alone a public one? I mean, people dig their hand into their shitty ass and then touch that roll of toilet paper. I know I'm not going to take a piece of toilet paper from that roll and rub my face with it. FECAL FACE.

are you one of those people that opens doors with a handkerchief?
 
demon said:
...with toilet paper from a bathroom, let alone a public one? I mean, people dig their hand into their shitty ass and then touch that roll of toilet paper. I know I'm not going to take a piece of toilet paper from that roll and rub my face with it. FECAL FACE.

Do you think that everyone grabs the first few sheets off the roll and blows their nose with those? And do you think that people smother the roll with their ass-infested hand when they grab a few to wipe?
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
BlackMage said:
are you one of those people that opens doors with a handkerchief?
No I'm one of those people who rubs the inside for a dirty public toilet bowl with my bare hand and rubs my face afterward.

I am hygienically cautious in public, and I also happen to pretty much NEVER get sick. Coincidence?

Error Macro said:
Do you think that everyone grabs the first few sheets off the roll and blows their nose with those? And do you think that people smother the roll with their ass-infested hand when they grab a few to wipe?
1. Yes, most of the time when I see someone use toilet paper to blow their nose, they use the first sheets, and 2. you don't have to SMOTHER something with shit for their to be fecal matter on it.
 

BlackMage

Banned
demon said:
No I'm one of those people who rubs the inside for a dirty public toilet bowl with my bare hand and rubs my face afterward.

I am hygienically cautious in public, and I also happen to pretty much NEVER get sick. Coincidence?

wait, so you have to be extra cautious around that toilet paper but the door handle is A-OK but prolly has more traces of fecal matter on it, anyway. Good logic.

And you never getting sick doesn't mean shit. You can be the most compulsive-gotta-clean-myself-every-minute-nutcase and still get sick.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
wait, so you have to be extra cautious around that toilet paper but the door handle is A-OK but prolly has more traces of fecal matter on it, anyway. Good logic.
I never said I don't try to touch the door handles. And considering that hand washing comes inbetween toilet paper and exiting through the door (at least for some people), I myself would much rather lick the door handle than anything within the stall if I had to.

And you never getting sick doesn't mean shit. You can be the most compulsive-gotta-clean-myself-every-minute-nutcase and still get sick.
Well it's worked so far. :)
 
That's disgusting. If there are paper towels I take the first one out and throw it away, and then use the second one. Otherwise I'll snort and swallow the snot or breathe through my mouth, usually a combination of the two.
 

Tarazet

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demon said:
Well it's worked so far.

My sanitary habits are marginal. I sometimes don't wash my hands leaving a restroom, I wash my bedspread once a month at best, I shower every other day, and despite all this, I seem immune to sickness. Even when I do get sick, it lasts no longer than a day or two.

I think sleep has a lot to do with it, myself, and there's nothing better to cure a mild cold.
 
I bathe in bleach as well. To bathe in city water is the most repulsive thing I have ever witnessed. I avoid people who bathe in just city water and wax soap as well. Bleach and hardened ammonia, please!

Also, touching people or other people's stuff is fucking repulsive.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
The Abominable Snowman said:
I bathe in bleach as well. To bathe in city water is the most repulsive thing I have ever witnessed. I avoid people who bathe in just city water and wax soap as well. Bleach and hardened ammonia, please!

Also, touching people or other people's stuff is fucking repulsive.
Another fecal matter fan. Awesome.
 

Gek54

Junior Member
I dont know, when I wipe my ass I am usually pretty good at not gettting shit on my fingers. If you are so paranoid why dont you just remove the first layer?

It is possible to be too clean then again Hepatitis B is transfered through fecal mater isnt it?
 

Ollie Pooch

In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
i sleep in a toilet.
not actually in the room, but actually IN the toilet.
like a pressurised can of exploding felt snakes, each morning i erupt from the toilet in a maelstrom of filth, second-and-third sheets of toilet paper, and noses. and dirty feet. and assy hands.

but i'm pretty clean.
 

Scrow

Still Tagged Accordingly
yeah well it's not a problem when you wipe your ass without toilet paper and then pick your nose. people just think you've gotten chocolate sauce on your face or something...
 

Meier

Member
Do people really touch a sheet of toilet paper and then not use it is the better question. If I am blowing my nose, it's more or less only at home and only into my hand. Why waste the paper when it's getting washed off any way? Makes no sense to use anything BUT your hand as far as I'm concerned.
 

Pimpwerx

Member
Um...if there's shit on the toilet paper, there's shit on everything in the bathroom. Are you a hypochondriac or something? I blow my nose with toilet tissue paper, and I use the first few sheets too. I have faith that people aren't wiping their asses with their hands, and that even if that's the case, I'm in no greater danger than touching the stall door. *gasp* You mean they don't just teleport through the door?

Toilet tissue is just fine for blowing your nose, and really convenient most of the time. Sure, it would be great if they had Kleenex dispensers everywhere, but in the absence of that, I settle for the next-best thing. PEACE.
 

LakeEarth

Member
sonarrat said:
My sanitary habits are marginal. I sometimes don't wash my hands leaving a restroom, I wash my bedspread once a month at best, I shower every other day, and despite all this, I seem immune to sickness. Even when I do get sick, it lasts no longer than a day or two.

Well those two facts aren't unrelated. Probably because of your bad habits, you got sick alot when you were a kid, so your immune system has built up something nice. Just like that one study I saw like a year ago saying kids that eat dirt and their own buggers actually were healthier when they were older.

Yes we live in backwards land.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
demon said:
...with toilet paper from a bathroom, let alone a public one? I mean, people dig their hand into their shitty ass and then touch that roll of toilet paper. I know I'm not going to take a piece of toilet paper from that roll and rub my face with it. FECAL FACE.

do you change underwear everytime you pass gas? If not you disgust me... fecal drawers.
 

ToxicAdam

Member
demon said:
...with toilet paper from a bathroom, let alone a public one? I mean, people dig their hand into their shitty ass and then touch that roll of toilet paper. I know I'm not going to take a piece of toilet paper from that roll and rub my face with it. FECAL FACE.


What society are you a part of where people touch thier asses/bungholes BEFORE they grab a piece of toilet paper?


Your hand should only be attacking that area with tissue paper in hand.



Also, ever think of all the germ ridden hands that go grabbing for kleenex's out of the kleenex box? People with runny noses ... runny noses they wipe with thier sleeves or hands all day until they find a kleenex.


Good luck with your OCD/germ phobia.
 

Hooker

Member
Dude, the bacterias in your shit goes through more than 16 layers of toilet-paper and can't be washed off that easily with normal bathroom soap.



So unless you clease and bathe your hands with bleach after receiving a chemical peel, your face will be just as dirty as the ones who don't give a shit (no pun intented)
 

WedgeX

Banned
demon said:
1. Yes, most of the time when I see someone use toilet paper to blow their nose, they use the first sheets, and 2. you don't have to SMOTHER something with shit for their to be fecal matter on it.

When the hell are you seeing people grabbing toilet paper? Don't most public restroom stalls have...doors?
 

luxsol

Member
People should just snort in or let the mucus go into their throat and spit it out instead. It causes less damage and clears nasal passages better. It's also healthier when you have a cold, because when you blow it brings even more mucus into your nasal cavities which lengthens your illness.
 

MIMIC

Banned
Don't most restrooms have the toilet paper dispenser things where you have to pull the toilet paper down, making it impossible for you to physically touch the roll?
 

Kon Tiki

Banned
demon said:
...with toilet paper from a bathroom, let alone a public one? I mean, people dig their hand into their shitty ass and then touch that roll of toilet paper. I know I'm not going to take a piece of toilet paper from that roll and rub my face with it. FECAL FACE.

Do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom?
 
I use my feet or elbows as much as possible to open bathroom and stall doors. You people who think everyone has super clean hands are so naive, you have no idea how filthy some people really are.

do you change underwear everytime you pass gas? If not you disgust me... fecal drawers.
I pull down my pants to fart. I call it moonfarting.
 

Desperado

Member
hell no I'm not joking. It's definitely better than using any kind of paper or handkerchief when i have a bad cold cuz I'd use about 20-30 tissues. If I'm gonna blow my nose I'm gonna get as much of that shit out as I can before I leave home.
 
Any time I try blowing my nose sans tissues, it just rappels down my nasal cavaity and slaps me in the teeth or chin.

I've got some H.R. Geiger / Aliens bodily fluids problem. No, I'm not being facetious, the shit is just nasty - stringy, etc. etc.

Snot rockets are out of the question for me. Bolo Yeung > Me :(

As for toilet tissue - I generally don't use it as it doesn't withstand the wind tunnel force of me blowing my nose. I just end up with a handful of snot.

Puffs Plus > *
 

mrkgoo

Member
demon said:
1. Yes, most of the time when I see someone use toilet paper to blow their nose, they use the first sheets, and 2. you don't have to SMOTHER something with shit for their to be fecal matter on it.

Technically speaking, when you walk into a bathroom, and you can smell someones steaming coil, you already have fecal matter molecules IN YOUR NOSE.
 
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