America dethroned! Australia has biggest houses in the world

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Interestign, on the radio this morning, they said Victoria had the biggest houses.

Living in North Balwyn, I was inclined to believe them.

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Fusebox said:
Wog palaces have slowly been ruining suburban streets for years now. Come to Australia, buy a one story home and then tear it down build a fully sick set of townhouses

Not sure what state you're from, but this is how we roll in Victoria man.
 
B!TCH said:
Then what's wrong with using the term 'Itallian' then if that's what you really mean? Right, that's what I thought Australian assholes. Stop fucking complaining.

Why does anyone use any slang, ever?
 
usea said:
But being offended by words regardless of intent is not reasonable.
I'd love to derail the thread further with a detailed explanation as to why you're wrong, but let's keep it on track, shall we?
 
I think there has been a backlash against the big houses in the US. I have friends and relatives that live in 3200 sq. ft. (300 sq. m.) monsters and have been trying to dump them on the market because they are tired of all the maintenance and needless energy bills (when they only use 1/4 of the house in a given day). It's a nice statement to make to family and friends that "you've made it", but once that buzz dies off you are left with the reality of spending all your time upkeeping the house.

I think 1800 square feet (160 sq m.) (with basement) is the sweet spot for a family of four. You can put that on a 1/4 acre of a yard and still have room.
 
ToxicAdam said:
I think there has been a backlash against the big houses in the US. I have friends and relatives that live in 3200 sq. ft. (300 sq. m.) monsters and have been trying to dump them on the market because they are tired of all the maintenance and needless energy bills (when they only use 1/4 of the house in a given day). It's a nice statement to make to family and friends that "you've made it", but once that buzz dies off you are left with the reality of spending all your time upkeeping the house.

I think 1800 square feet (160 sq m.) (with basement) is the sweet spot for a family of four. You can put that on a 1/4 acre of a yard and still have room.


One thing is, I don't think many Australian houses have basements. At least, basements that are used the way Americans seem to use them. The whole "living in your parents basement" nerd stereotype makes no sense here, because no one has a basement.
 
Doesn't surprise me at all. 45 minutes to an hours worth of driving out of the city and you hit McMansion town. They're everywhere these days. Giant uninteresting blights on our country. I can't understand why you'd want to live in one either. I mean, sure you have a giant house, but getting anywhere that has culture and has interesting places to go (like the beach, or museums, etc) is so much of a pain all you end up doing is living in your giant house. Next to your neighbours who also live in a giant house.

Personally I'd rather buy a tiny falling apart terrace style house next to the city and enjoy what life has to offer.
 
Mar_ said:
Doesn't surprise me at all. 45 minutes to an hours worth of driving out of the city and you hit McMansion town. They're everywhere these days. Giant uninteresting blights on our country. I can't understand why you'd want to live in one either. I mean, sure you have a giant house, but getting anywhere that has culture and has interesting places to go (like the beach, or museums, etc) is so much of a pain all you end up doing is living in your giant house. Next to your neighbours who also live in a giant house.

Personally I'd rather buy a tiny falling apart terrace style house next to the city and enjoy what life has to offer.
Not to mention, they end up with no backyard. Give me a small house on a big lot, or a small place in the city, any time.
 
My new house is awesome, its four bedroom, 2 bathroom, got a backyard dining area, two sheds and a garage, and then the backyard starts, which is half of the entire property. I pay $350 AU a week in rent shared with 3 other friends. I end up paying 87.5 dollars a week rent. Love it.
 
I live in quite a large house in quite an expensive area and street. Google maps allowed me to scope my area out to see that while everyone in my street has a pool, they have tiny backyards. Big backyards = awesome.
 
legend166 said:
One thing is, I don't think many Australian houses have basements. At least, basements that are used the way Americans seem to use them. The whole "living in your parents basement" nerd stereotype makes no sense here, because no one has a basement.


Well, the basement area is not included when you list a homes square footage. It's essentially "extra space". Most of the time, it is not even properly furnished (bare walls, bare floors and unheated).

A good place to store the junk you collect, create a "man cave" or a place for a teenager to create his own home and feel like an independent person.
 
how can anyone live in a country with kangaroos, rattlesnakes, and other wild animals roaming around, like kangaroos?
 
dasein said:
how can anyone live in a country with kangaroos, rattlesnakes, and other wild animals roaming around, like kangaroos?
but there aren't rattlesnakes in Australia...
Also i'm really glad this thread didn't turn into another "Jackson Jive" repeat =/ that was awful.

Ducky_McGee said:
Yeah okay they have bigger houses than us.

We have pools.

We have water.

America #1 again. Back on top. Feels good man!
pretty much everyone i know has a pool (at least in QLD anyway...)
Those gigantic houses with big pilons out the front - i know one right nearby, and its a horrible shade of pink...
 
viciouskillersquirrel said:
No rattlesnakes in Australia.

australia is a nightmare to live
how can you walk around in your garden without being stressed?

deadly poisonous spiders that could be ANYWHERE (some as big as your hand)
deadly snakes
scorpions?

fuuuuuck you could be dead any sec:lol
how do you aussies do it?
 
bishoptl said:
Intent is nearly as important as the word itself. If the fellow Aussies are of one mind that it wasn't meant to be offensive, then I'll relent this time. It did seem out of character, hence my disappointment. With that said, there better not be a next time, local colloquialism or no.

"Aussie" is a colloquial term in New Zealand that means cunt. I would prefer if you did not use this term as I find it highly offensive. This better be the last time I see you use it. I am very disappointed.
 
Why For? said:
Interestign, on the radio this morning, they said Victoria had the biggest houses.

Living in North Balwyn, I was inclined to believe them.

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Not sure what state you're from, but this is how we roll in Victoria man.


:O same

legend166 said:
One thing is, I don't think many Australian houses have basements. At least, basements that are used the way Americans seem to use them. The whole "living in your parents basement" nerd stereotype makes no sense here, because no one has a basement.

yeh, for anyone that i know here with a basement (including myself), it is just a crawl space rather than an actual level in the house (obviously excluding apartments and such)
 
medrew said:
"Aussie" is a colloquial term in New Zealand that means cunt. I would prefer if you did not use this term as I find it highly offensive. This better be the last time I see you use it. I am very disappointed.
Hey that's a coincidence! We use "kiwi" in place of "unemployed".
 
viciouskillersquirrel said:
No rattlesnakes in Australia.


You got huge spiders, like human head big ass spiders. Who cares about rattlesnakes when you can find horrible huge spiders. They are like fucking aliens...ugufhguhdfuhgdfhguhd I HATE SPIDERS.
 
MrHicks said:
australia is a nightmare to live
how can you walk around in your garden without being stressed?

deadly poisonous spiders that could be ANYWHERE (some as big as your hand)
deadly snakes
scorpions?

fuuuuuck you could be dead any sec:lol
how do you aussies do it?

They're not that common and besides, most of the dangerous stuff is reclusive. There are exceptions though - a male funnel web spider can be very aggressive in the mating season. Sometimes, when I'm sitting at my desk in bare feet, I imagine a funnel web creeping along the skirting board ready to sink it's fangs into my feet just because it's a hate filled little prick that will go anything that moves :D

edit: Here's something you might like....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc1Bb9YQYtU
 
In case people get the wrong idea, it's worth mentioning that we've just come off a long period of record interest-rate lows that also saw the creation of an incentive program for people wishing to buy/build their first home. Also, a lot of the homes that contribute significantly to these statistics are in semi-gated communities (which are quite a long way outside city centres as Mar_ pointed out) where the land is extremely cheap.

Not really where I'd like top live personally, but a lot of young middle-class families like the feeling of security that comes from the 'burbs... even though in this case they're largely manufactured 'burbs.
 
MrHicks said:
australia is a nightmare to live
how can you walk around in your garden without being stressed?

deadly poisonous spiders that could be ANYWHERE (some as big as your hand)
deadly snakes
scorpions?

fuuuuuck you could be dead any sec:lol
how do you aussies do it?

By not being giant bitches.
 
MrHicks said:
i'd rather be a giant bitch then a dead poisoned badass:lol

I don't think there very many if any fatalities since the introduction of the antivenom. Yeh you wouldn't want to be out in the middle of nowhere and be bitten but being an Aussie resident I haven't seen shit all dangerous creatures where I live (Brisbane). I see plenty of Redbacks during summer but never been bitten by one and many people that I know who have just got sick for a day or two.
 
MrHicks said:
australia is a nightmare to live
how can you walk around in your garden without being stressed?

deadly poisonous spiders that could be ANYWHERE (some as big as your hand)
deadly snakes
scorpions?

fuuuuuck you could be dead any sec:lol
how do you aussies do it?
toughen up, princess :lol
 
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Dont come here :D
 
TheHeretic said:
Beats living with mormons
Shouldn't you be banned for negative intent?

MrHicks said:
australia is a nightmare to live
how can you walk around in your garden without being stressed?

deadly poisonous spiders that could be ANYWHERE (some as big as your hand)
deadly snakes
scorpions?

fuuuuuck you could be dead any sec:lol
how do you aussies do it?
"Why, son, you could wake up dead tomorrow...

"Well, goodnight!"
 
I picked a King Brown up when i was a kid without knowing what type of snake it was, it wrapped itself round my arm them my brothers and friends started yelling it was a King Brown so i flicked it off and ran away, was about 60cm long.
 
Australia are going to be liberated of their uranium.

Australia will liberate New Zealand for their water supply.
 
We sell the Uranium so we should be alright, theres no fear of being invaded for it by anyone other than China, who we sell it to anyways.

Water is bad, but its people continuing to move to areas that dont have it thats most fucked up....... which is just about every capital city in Australia.
 
goomba said:
Australia are going to be liberated of their uranium.

Australia will liberate New Zealand for their water supply.

we're going to liberate NZ for the One Ring.
 
Fusebox said:
Wog palaces have slowly been ruining suburban streets for years now. Come to Australia, buy a one story home and then tear it down build a fully sick Mcmansion with columns out the front.

Like 40 years mate. The McMansion is a whole new beast which has only really emerged after 2000. I'll take lion columns and a wog garden over the mess for front yards a lot of other houses seem to have
 
Are Aussie suburbs similar-looking to American suburbs? IE strip malls en masse, large cul-de-sacs, tons of sprawl, generic chain restaurants everywhere?
 
idahoblue said:
Not to mention, they end up with no backyard. Give me a small house on a big lot, or a small place in the city, any time.

Tell me about it. I saw 3500sqf house with a pool on sale a couple of months ago on 3/4 of an acre. :lol Just nuts.
 
ToxicAdam said:
Well, the basement area is not included when you list a homes square footage. It's essentially "extra space". Most of the time, it is not even properly furnished (bare walls, bare floors and unheated).

A good place to store the junk you collect, create a "man cave" or a place for a teenager to create his own home and feel like an independent person.

Hardly any houses around my area in the south have basements. I think if it has to do with the frost line being much more shallow. They don't normally have to dig as deep for the foundation and it costs more to add a basement. Maybe that's why they have fewer in Australia.
 
djtiesto said:
Are Aussie suburbs similar-looking to American suburbs? IE strip malls en masse, large cul-de-sacs, tons of sprawl, generic chain restaurants everywhere?
Almost, but less strip malls and chain restaurants. Chain restaurants seem to be less popular here than the US, and strip malls are increasing, but we mainly have large shopping malls, or shopping precincts that still have individual store fronts. But yeah, plenty of cul-de-sacs, sprawl, and suburban mediocrity of design.
Javaman said:
Tell me about it. I saw 3500sqf house with a pool on sale a couple of months ago on 3/4 of an acre. :lol Just nuts.
:lol Madness.
 
Javaman said:
Hardly any houses around my area in the south have basements. I think if it has to do with the frost line being much more shallow. They don't normally have to dig as deep for the foundation and it costs more to add a basement. Maybe that's why they have fewer in Australia.


There are also flooding and low sea level issues to deal with with basements in the south.
 
bishoptl said:
I've had the word directed at me in the UK and Canada. I was well aware of what it meant when I saw it, and it's not kosher.

In aussie it's so overused that it's almost become standard language...

For example

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just saying that the dude posting the wog palace thing might not really be a big dirty racist. Or all aussies are racist, could also be that.

EDIT: Disregard, I'm waaaaay late on something that's already been said.
 
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