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[highrider]

Can you Euros just admit you’re more in to butt stuff? Geez then we can all move forward lol

 

[highrider]

Is this for sex?

Yes.

 

[West Texas CEO]

- Hard to install. You can install a bidet in 30 minutes or less. You just connect a T to your toilet's water hose, and screw the bidet in between your toilet seat & the toilet itself.

30 minutes? F*ck that.
I don't even like spending 2 minutes brushing my teeth.

 

[The Pleasure]

Fuck the British. I'm not into having my Fanny tickled.

 

[Kenpachii]

Imagine wanting to have a water beam shoot into your arse. lol not even once.

 

[BigBooper]

Fuck the British. I'm not into having my Fanny tickled.

You sure?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I bought one last Christmas. It changed my life.

 

[Durask]

I had a Toto washlet that cost an ungodly amount of money and I found it useless
To give you an analogy- imagine you have a dishwasher where you still have to wash and dry your dishes once you take them out.

I decided to try it one more time and got a different brand - Bio Bidet Bliss - a tiny bit better still useless.

 

[GeekyDad]

Not sure I see how using water to spread the bacteria all over your ass is somehow cleaner than wiping. Just wipe, shower regularly, and done.

 

[Amey]

Also get one of these. Your colon will thank you.

 

[notseqi]

Got used to real bidets, my current flat isn't equipped to install one though.

Not wanting to miss out on the fun of splashing water onto my no-no-no-area I currently employ the following technique:
1. Fully unpants one leg.
2. Unpantsed leg in the bathtub, resting the still pantsed asscheeck on the rim of the tub.
3. Tub leg and foot up on the rim of the tub in a comfortable position, allowing watery access to poop central.
4. Splishy splashy with the shower hose on dat dere stinky ring.
5. Dry off the affected area with toilet paper.
6. Repant yourself.

Clean, easy, quick, refreshing and all without much fuss or water spillage.

 

[mcz117chief]

I tried them in Japan, not my thing AT ALL. Incredibly uncomfortable to me. It definitely works but I just couldn't do it.

 

[V1LÆM]

i've got this far without one i think i'll be OK (not american btw) but i think they would be good to reduce paper waste.

 

[Peggies]

Great, I just spent quite some time reading those Amazon reviews, just so I don't have to get out of bed. Surprisingly entertaining though. People sure like to talk about that shit (pun intended).

 

[Roxkis_ii]

Imagine wanting to have a water beam shoot into your arse. lol not even once.

Do you put toilet paper up your ass or just wipe the outside? Do you ever wash your ass in the shower?

Being clean isn't gay.

People walking around with stank ass wondering why their single.


On topic. Do they have a biget that shoot fire? I don't wanna wipe or wait.

 

[Cunth]

Being clean isn't gay.

This is like some Greek philosophy shit

 

[ManofOne]

I tried them in Japan, not my thing AT ALL. Incredibly uncomfortable to me. It definitely works but I just couldn't do it.

Worst Hentai I ever read.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Two options:

1. Wipe your arse with your hand then wash your hand like they do in the Middle-east
2. Have a proper diet.

If you need to jet blast clinkers and clagnuts from your arsehole, or wash down the chud-slide from your sphincter, then change your diet. You should only ever need 3 wipes:

1. Initial wipe
2. Check wipe
3. Courtesy wipe for the Queen

It's times like this that i'm glad we cut ties with the New World savages

 

[Impotaku]

The true solution is to cultivate a pink sock that just folds back inside after the fact.

 

[thefool]

I've had a bidet all my life and barely ever use it. Feels more decorative than useful.

 

[Liljagare]

Bidet's are also good for keeping hemmoroids calm, and fistulas at bay.

 

[MetalAlien]

I use my left hand like every other virgin loving Muslim.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Not trying to judge but shitting is what it is, you want to shit and move on so, toilet paper is just easier.

 

[Papa]

Don’t need it cuz I wash myself with a rag on a stick

 

[DarkestHour]

$35 on Amazon.
Thirty five dollars that will change your life. Hate to break it to you, but wiping will not clean your anus. The bidet provides the moisture and even a little pressure needed to clean the area. It also saves money on toilet paper since you'll use less than you otherwise would. And of course save you tons from having to buy "flushable" wet wipes.

Common misconceptions:

- The water is too cold especially in the winter. Not really. Its room temperature like your toilet. Same water source.
- The pressure is too high. Nope. You can easily adjust it so only a light stream comes out. Doesn't hurt a single bit.
- Hard to install. You can install a bidet in 30 minutes or less. You just connect a T to your toilet's water hose, and screw the bidet in between your toilet seat & the toilet itself.

We won't move to the metric system. We won't move to celsius. But dammit I'm telling you guys the foreigners have it right when it comes to bidets. Make the transition.

I disagree with your water temperature comment. The water is cold in winter because the water coming out of the bidet is cold. You don't think the bidet is using TOILET WATER do you? It's the same water lines that are exposed to ambient temperatures and for many homes those pipes are not insulated or housed in a temperature controlled location.

 

[BigBooper]

Don’t need it cuz I wash myself with a rag on a stick

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Anki]

- Hard to install. You can install a bidet in 30 minutes or less. You just connect a T to your toilet's water hose, and screw the bidet in between your toilet seat & the toilet itself.

I would love to have a bidet but the person who was renovating my bathroom said its very hard to install it because i need power source for bidet and to do that he would have to break the new tiles to put the new cables for electricity.

 

[notseqi]

I use my left hand like every other virgin loving Muslim.

High-fiving your poop chute?

 

[Mitsuda Maniac]

Seems kinda useless. One could use the best bidet in the world, but would anyone actually consider the area as "clean" even a measly 10 minutes later after using the bidet?

TP plus wet wipes when needed is perfectly fine for me.

 

[BigBooper]

Why not just flush, lift the seat, and dunk your butt afterwards? Seems like you'd get more thorough coverage.

 

[MadAnon]

How does shooting a water jet into your hairy anus cleans it properly? That jet probably splatters the shit all over your cheecks. But hey, your anus at least feels fresh. Sounds more like it's some kind of selfplesuring method.

Might aswell just dip your asshole in some water and wash it with soap. Sounds way more effective.

 

[The Pleasure]

Oyyy govna that there bidget flicked me plums it did! Damn you Dio Brando!

 

[ultrazilla]

I'm American and use a bidet here at my home. It *IS* a game changer.

Simply put, Americans are walking around with gnarly ass stank because most of them are using DRY TOILET PAPER to clean up after dropping
their ordinance in the toilet. It's nasty.

The feeling of freshness and sense of "security" that I'm not going to walk by someone and leave poop particles in some hot chick's nose is very comforting.

Check out bidets on Amazon or where ever you may shop. They're relatively easy to hook up and your ass will thank you later.

 

[ultrazilla]

You’re Australian. Bidets are illegal in Australia.

So you poor fuckers stink and have no guns! Horrible.

 

[FunkMiller]

So you poor fuckers stink and have no guns! Horrible.

I’m only half Australian, so only half of me stinks. The bottom half.

 

[Sub_Level]

I'm American and use a bidet here at my home. It *IS* a game changer.

I bought one last Christmas. It changed my life.

These niggas know.

 

[isual]

those of you who are adamant about just using toilet paper, arent you disgusted that your ass still smells or has shit in there probably still?

especially if you dont shower for days it gets crusty and builds up

 

[lachesis]

Bidets are nice. I became a convert when I visited Japan last time - warm toilet seat to boot. Adjustable water pressure and all...
I would like to get one that doesn't shoot cold water though. My house' cold water line is exceptionally cold during winter time.

Perhaps when I renovate my place later on, I would invest in a proper bidet toilet.

 

[DarkestHour]

How does shooting a water jet into your hairy anus cleans it properly? That jet probably splatters the shit all over your cheecks. But hey, your anus at least feels fresh. Sounds more like it's some kind of selfplesuring method.

Might aswell just dip your asshole in some water and wash it with soap. Sounds way more effective.

It soaks my hairy ass and sprays all over my dick. So I'm shooting shit water all over my dick.

 

[J-Roderton]

Does TP just not do the job for some people?

 

[ultrazilla]

It soaks my hairy ass and sprays all over my dick. So I'm shooting shit water all over my dick.

You're doing it wrong brother. You got to adjust your ass and package to make sure it hits right in the bunghole.

 

[M1chl]

Side effect is that you are not going to want shit without it. So be warned. Toilet paper is shit.

 

[MetalAlien]

High-fiving your poop chute?

You gotta do what you gotta do to get yer 50 virgins.

 

[West Texas CEO]

People walking around with stank ass wondering why their single.

Guilty.

 

[Nikana]

Switched to a bidet about 6 years ago after buying one on accident. Said fine, Ill give it a shot. Never going back.

 

[Dr.D00p]

Just hire a butler or maid to shit for you.

 

[Rexyy]

As an European I freaking hate bidets

 

[Hudo]

This is a bidet my dude

Yeah, this is a bidet. Dunno what the fuck the thing that OP linked to is supposed to be. But a real bidet is a dedicated sanitary facility. Got one, too. It's pretty dope.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

There are too many dirty retards in this place who are proud of being dirty retards.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Joe Bidet?