Amouranth says Crypto-thieves invaded her house in the middle of the night, dragged her out of bed, and she shot one of them before SWAT arrived

Wait. I thought you weren't coming back to this thread? (Do I get points for calling you out?)

Topic at hand, it's not out of the realm of possibility that this was staged, and that the perps were paid enough that they agreed to go to jail and get shot.
25 points. For the call out.


But I think there was a particular reason I wasn't coming back. We haven't hit the threshold.
 
Seems staged to me.
There are some things that are odd about it. For example, her first tweet she says, "I shot one of them" and not we or my husband. We know it was the husband. Then, the whole idea the husband just puts on Kevlar and arms himself while he waited at another building on their property. If it was my wife, I grab the gun and go to them. There are a few other little things that stand out to be as odd.

I am not saying it was staged but it would also not surprise me if it was.
 
There are some things that are odd about it. For example, her first tweet she says, "I shot one of them" and not we or my husband. We know it was the husband. Then, the whole idea the husband just puts on Kevlar and arms himself while he waited at another building on their property. If it was my wife, I grab the gun and go to them. There are a few other little things that stand out to be as odd.

I am not saying it was staged but it would also not surprise me if it was.
I just hope the safe word was "pew pew" :P
 
There are some things that are odd about it. For example, her first tweet she says, "I shot one of them" and not we or my husband. We know it was the husband. Then, the whole idea the husband just puts on Kevlar and arms himself while he waited at another building on their property. If it was my wife, I grab the gun and go to them. There are a few other little things that stand out to be as odd.

I am not saying it was staged but it would also not surprise me if it was.
Obviously you've never been in a life/death situation or felt the immediate effects afterwards where your brain is completely zero'd, I walked away from a huge car crash, not a thing wrong with me, checked and made sure the dopey bitch that plowed into me was ok, popped into the garage next door bought a tin of coke then proceeded to sit down beside my wreck and ring the police...all calm as fuck, afterwards in the ambulance ride to the hospital the shakes set in and my mind went to mush, same thing when I was buying dope and the IRA burst in to do the dealer, so I'll forgive the conflicting information in the immediate aftermath of a home invasion..
 
Obviously you've never been in a life/death situation or felt the immediate effects afterwards where your brain is completely zero'd, I walked away from a huge car crash, not a thing wrong with me, checked and made sure the dopey bitch that plowed into me was ok, popped into the garage next door bought a tin of coke then proceeded to sit down beside my wreck and ring the police...all calm as fuck, afterwards in the ambulance ride to the hospital the shakes set in and my mind went to mush, same thing when I was buying dope and the IRA burst in to do the dealer, so I'll forgive the conflicting information in the immediate aftermath of a home invasion..
First, I am glad you were safe after your ordeal.

You should never assume things about others. I was a white kid living in Oakland in the late 70's (remember when the mini-series Roots came out?) and I have been in multiple life and death situations including being stopped by gangs multiple times, a 9mm stuck under my chin, thrown off of a freeway overpass, car accidents and other stupid things. I have also experienced the adrenaline high from racing cars and rescuing others in life threatening situations. I completely understand the effects of being in those situations.

I did not say it was staged but that there are a few things that I find a little off. Again, not saying it was staged but also again, I would not be surprised if it was. Just MY opinion. 🤷‍♂️
 
First, I am glad you were safe after your ordeal.

You should never assume things about others. I was a white kid living in Oakland in the late 70's (remember when the mini-series Roots came out?) and I have been in multiple life and death situations including being stopped by gangs multiple times, a 9mm stuck under my chin, thrown off of a freeway overpass, car accidents and other stupid things. I have also experienced the adrenaline high from racing cars and rescuing others in life threatening situations. I completely understand the effects of being in those situations.

I did not say it was staged but that there are a few things that I find a little off. Again, not saying it was staged but also again, I would not be surprised if it was. Just MY opinion. 🤷‍♂️
you had a good run....

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How many teens go around stealing people's crypto, i'm gonna go with STAGED. She probably promised these idiots with pussy.
 
Still so many stories that they keep changing, stories that are very convenient, stories that make no sense at all and stories that completely contradict other stories. So still hard to fully trust anything no matter if there have been arrests and charges. There were arrests and charges in cases like the Smollett nonsense too after all. That isn't to say this isn't legit though. It is very possible these really were the most braindead comical robbers ever and all these lies and flaws are because she wanted to spice up the stories for more attention/sympathy and then they couldn't keep their stories straight so they keep trying to correct the fabrications with new fabrications and just create flaw after flaw and flaw. You don't do yourselves any favors trying to fabricate stories to spice things up if something like this legitimately happens (Especially when you already have such a checkered past of fabricated stories). Not just in the public perception of the events but if it goes to trial you are helping create reasonable doubt. So no matter what the truth ends up being they have nobody but themselves to blame for why people were and still are so skeptical about the whole thing.
 
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What do you think, will she leave her husband and go on a date with me if I send her money and compliment her looks?

Well, since that looks like the same husband that was "forcing her" to do the thot thing, that she already "left" a few years ago, I'd say no.
 
It's like WWE for gooners!

With her hubby playing heel for so long I'm looking forward to the reveal that she's actually been Vince McMahon all along!
 



What do you think, will she leave her husband and go on a date with me if I send her money and compliment her looks?

I can actually feel myself losing brain cells watching this.

We all thought "reality tv" was bad back in the day, that's like high brow art compared to Ethots
 
I saw a clip of her husband accusing her of giving a guy a handjob. Her defense was "you think I would do that for free?"

Real or fake this drama is
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Maybe selling your soul for money does not bring you a life of joy and happiness. It looks like it makes you miserable.
She has to act this way. Once it got out that she was married, the allure of "I'm single and lonely.....until I met you" bait for the simps stopped working. So she pivoted to "battered wife trapped in a marriage....until I met you" bait. But since she is actually not gonna divorce her husband in real life he has to act the jerk so she can keep trawling for simps and playing her money laundering racket. Poor guy.
 
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