Amouranth says Crypto-thieves invaded her house in the middle of the night, dragged her out of bed, and she shot one of them before SWAT arrived

She's still living with her husband? I thought he was a monster who made her act like a slut so she left him and accidentally forgot to change her ways?
 
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She's trailer park trash...
 
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Kacho said:
Donut Operator says it's legit.



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So allow us to now review the revised events based on the stories. The husband shot them as soon as they came in the door but after that they still went to the bedroom to drag her out of bed while she was asleep since they didn't care about getting shot and she slept through gunfire. Then they pistol whipped her for what seemed like an endless amount of time, demanded crypto and allowed her to text that she was being held at gunpoint to all her followers because they were fine with that but would have killed her if she tried to contact authorities. Then after all this they just randomly left without securing anything and in a house full of physical goods didn't even bother to take anything on the way out. Not to mention these armed criminals decided to just get shot without returning fire.

But then there is the new video too so we need to review that and not just the stories. An unmasked woman with a striking resembelance to her is leading three men into the house telling them it is in here. During this there are two dogs wagging their tails and appearing playful as if they are familiar with the people instead of any signs of aggression or being protective. After entering the house we hear "gunfire" that sounds straight out of a video game that makes less noise than the woman that told them it is in here and is so quiet the dogs outside have absolutely no reaction. We then see the three men running out of the house like Benny Hill while the woman that lead them in just stayed back to hang apparently. The dogs outside show that the video isn't sped up or skipped ahead so we know that the time between the men entering the house and running out comedically is exactly 10 seconds.

So let us return to the stories after the new video and merge them together. In a mere 10 seconds we had one unmasked woman and three masked men enter the house, get shot by the husband who just happened to be right at the door armed, not care about getting shot, make their way to a bedroom, drag a sleeping woman out of a bed, pistol whip her for what seemed like an endless amount of time which she was blocking with her boxing training until her hands turned brown, demand crypto, hold her at gunpoint, allow her to text all her followers about what was happening and then the three men comedically ran out of the house securing nothing while the unmasked woman stayed to hang out. Now I'm no criminal expert by any means but I'm going to go out on a limb and say all of this would take a lot longer than 10 seconds.

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Edit: Based on the wording maybe some of that supposedly happened before that video started but still doesn't add up. She isn't bleeding from her head or anything and isn't running like somebody injured like she claims. And if they were after crypto why would they need to be lead outside and then into another part of the house where the husband just happened to be waiting armed to shoot them with his very quiet gun (No muzzle flash either). And again the dogs showing no signs of protection/aggression. With her history and the fact the story is already changing I just can't give her the benefit of the doubt.

Oh and there are supposedly three armed men on the loose that could be a public risk and there seems to be no sign of a police report, statement etc.
 
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HAYA8U5A said:
I'm no criminal expert by any means but I'm going to [...] say all of this would take a lot longer than 10 seconds.
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Next time you try and rob a house, just see how fast you can do it.

Then try and beat that record!

You'll get there in no time; I'm rooting for you 💪
 
So I have always defended her during the time when her husband was mean to her and donated large amounts of money to her. However, so far she hasn't reacted. When do you think will she contact me for a date?
 
Goalus said:
So I have always defended her during the time when her husband was mean to her and donated large amounts of money to her. However, so far she hasn't reacted. When do you think will she contact me for a date?
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Do you manage her socials for free. Because I heard that is a sure fire way to get some action.
 
I gotta admit, I'm actually interested to see where this goes. This seems far beyond anything remotely acceptable to lie about, but it also seems pretty unbelievable.

I ordinarily wouldn't give it much attention, but this would be pretty fucked if it was a hoax.
 
Looks like they have three out of four suspects arrested.

Amouranth home invasion: Four arrested, charged | FOX 26 Houston

Four teen suspects have been charged for aggravated robbery at the home of popular Houston-based online influencer Amouranth.
www.fox26houston.com www.fox26houston.com
I'm surprised how low the bonds are set considering they guys on video were armed with probably illegal, stolen, or ghost guns.

Also fucking stupid to go in there and demand crypto.

Like, do you have a wallet or something to even transfer the stuff?
 
crazy shit.

WTF. She still married with the abuser husband or thats another one?
 
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  • "I'm being too robbed at gunpont"
  • "I believe I shot one of them they wanted crypto is what they were yelling they pulled me out of bed"
I get it, she posted on X, the year is 2025, and social media is known for encouraging shorthand. But...goddamn...can people at least attempt to toss in some basic punctuation? Run-on sentences are way too common these days and that's a shame.
 
This line from the news report stood out to me:

"Her husband was upstairs in another building on the property."

"Her husband was watching the whole scene unfold, while putting on a Kevlar vest and arming himself."

I wish I had multiple buildings on my property that's not a shed.
 
Regardless of what you think of Amouranth personally, nerves of steel on these two to not only set up a trap but also to lead the assailants into it. Sounds like a rehearsed protocol in case of a home invasion, which unfortunately can be a reality to many high profile online figures.
 
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daffyduck said:
Wait. I thought you weren't coming back to this thread? (Do I get points for calling you out?)

Topic at hand, it's not out of the realm of possibility that this was staged, and that the perps were paid enough that they agreed to go to jail and get shot.
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Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the deal was to get shot at and not actually shot. Everything going down like it did just seems highly improbable combine that with her previous antics and that leads me to have serious doubts.
 
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