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[Liquidsnake]

Source?

The Master.

 

[Windam]

A DRAMATIC READING.

Spoiler

It had to be done

LOL holy shit, I lost it.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I drop another dollop of lube onto my pee-pee and work it over until it has a nice shine

Really?
Really?

 

[User 100115]

Really?
Really?

It's sad that an entire generation of people are going to be looking at 50 Shades of Gray as the way to write about explicit encounters.

 

[deGod]

You my friend will have a painus in your anus

 

[SquiddyCracker]

It's sad that an entire generation of people are going to be looking at 50 Shades of Gray as the way to write about explicit encounters.

At least go with a classic like "throbbing rod" or "meat pipe".
But pee-pee?

That's just awful erotica

 

[Vermillion]

A DRAMATIC READING.

Spoiler

It had to be done

Ah geez

 

[Badosh]

A DRAMATIC READING.

Spoiler

It had to be done

Just, awesome.

 

[User 100115]

At least go with a classic like "throbbing rod" or "meat pipe".
But pee-pee?

That's just awful erotica

It's all awful erotica. Learn to write porn without the purple prose and bad metaphors!

Less 'turgid members' and more 'cocks' please.

 

[akira28]

It's all awful erotica. Learn to write porn without the purple prose and bad metaphors!

Less 'turgid members' and more 'cocks' please.

manhood?

 

[ConradCervantes]

Really?
Really?

While everything I wrote was true, I wanted to inject some humor into my advice by using a different term for penis every chance I had. I had no intention of being erotic whatsoever.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

manhood?

I will never give up "sword" or "spear" as cockonyms.

 

[User 100115]

manhood?

It's always funny to me when people start reaching for every euphemism they can think of. Just refer to stuff as the characters would. A street wise mechanic isn't going to suddenly start getting flowery when sex starts happening. Cock, dick, penis, whatever.

While everything I wrote was true, I wanted to inject some humor into my advice by using a different term for penis every chance I had. I had no intention of being erotic whatsoever.

It worked, I giggled in horror

 

[Count Dookkake]

It's always funny to me when people start reaching for every euphemism they can think of. Just refer to stuff as the characters would. A street wise mechanic isn't going to suddenly start getting flowery when sex starts happening. Cock, dick, penis, whatever.

Driveshaft.

 

[akira28]

I dunno if they would say "penis".