Anyone paying attention to the back story on Tekken 5?

This I found this one to be pure hilarity for some reason. A gun fight with your sister that lasts for days.

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Ah, fighting game backstories. Forever will we love you.

How do you carry enough ammo for a gun battle that lasts for days? Must be murder on your lower back.

DFS.
 
What in the hell? Steve is Nina's son? Do you learn that through the endings of T4? I'd been following the story somewhat but I apparently missed that tidbit....
 
DarienA said:
What in the hell? Steve is Nina's son? Do you learn that through the endings of T4? I'd been following the story somewhat but I apparently missed that tidbit....


They kinda hint at in from some of the end movies but, there isn't a direct movie that explains it.
 
WarPig said:
She cheated a bit -- she was in suspended animation for a couple decades or something between Tekken 2 and Tekken 3.

DFS.



This is true but, living in the video game world still wounldn't be half bad. At least all the women are hot.
 
WarPig said:
She cheated a bit -- she was in suspended animation for a couple decades or something between Tekken 2 and Tekken 3.
Oh, right. I do remember that part of the intro to one of the games now that you mention it. My joke sucks now. :(

Oh, well, there's always DOAXBV.
 
Tommie Hu$tle said:
In other news anyone beside me find it totally lame that have the cast in the game are 45+.

Eh, it's relative. Randy Couture's past 40 and he could still whoop your ass.

DFS.
 
Tommie Hu$tle said:
In other news anyone beside me find it totally lame that have the cast in the game are 45+.

At 36, I'm glad I'm seeing some characters who are actually older than I am without being stereotypical white-bearded geezers.
 
I like the aged characters. Most of the time you don't get anywhere near mastery of a fighting art until you're AT LEAST 40+. If I see another 16-year-old who's a "master of X fighting style" I'll scream.

*spots Asuka*

AAAAAAAARGH!
 
I agree that we need more older people in fighting games. I mean, what happened to the traditional "grand master" from all those kung-fu flicks?! Those guys are ANCIENT! There's a need for really arrogant and highly skillful fighting old men who kick the crap out of every Dead or Alive-girl and similar. That would ROCK!

Until then, Heihachi, my favorite Tekken character BTW, will do. :D
 
*spots Asuka*

BAH!

How about Sakura! She watches Ryu kicking ass and then wants to be a fighter. Then BOOM. She's out there fighting the likes of Akuma and Sagat.

What the fuck?! When did she learn how to fight?
 
Hey defensor whats up man.. long time no see. does anyone know if tekken 5 is out and where? Im been too busy with school and the arcade there is still making money on mvc2 and chaos..Plus the only other game ive been playing is derby owners club...any difference on game control on tekken 5? base on seeing trailers and pics, graphics look tight.. Hope to hear more soon..LATES
 
SiegfriedFM said:
*spots Asuka*

AAAAAAAARGH!

I like how the Virtua Fighter 4 backstory points out that Aoi got hammered in her first outing. Seemed appropriate.

Greatest senior-citizen fighter ever:

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90-something, could probably still tie you in knots.

DFS.
 
Tommie Hu$tle said:
In other news anyone beside me find it totally lame that have the cast in the game are 45+.

That's pretty offensive, apology b*tch.
 
Best Tekken 5 backstory, by the way: Xiaoyu needs the prize money to build a time machine, so she can go back and make sure Kazuya has a happy childhood. I am not even joking.

DFS.
 
I just want to see an Asian female fighter in a game that isn't a little girl (18 <) or acts like one. Kyoko and mizuki are the only ones that come to mind
 
WarPig said:
Best Tekken 5 backstory, by the way: Xiaoyu needs the prize money to build a time machine, so she can go back and make sure Kazuya has a happy childhood. I am not even joking.

DFS.
Sounds like a winner to me :D :lol
 
Oh shit yes, Old Man Gracie will fuck you up like a HEART ATTACK.

I have a video somewhere showing him completely annihilating one of his 20-year-old students. I would pay good money to see a throwdown between him and a non-dead Stu Hart.
 
WarPig said:
Ah, fighting game backstories. Forever will we love you.

How do you carry enough ammo for a gun battle that lasts for days? Must be murder on your lower back.

One of them would've just grabbed the sword and then camped like a wanker.... Wait, what game is this?
 
belgurdo said:
I just want to see an Asian female fighter in a game that isn't a little girl (18 <) or acts like one. Kyoko and mizuki are the only ones that come to mind

SC's Taki is in her late twenties.
 
WarPig said:
Best Tekken 5 backstory, by the way: Xiaoyu needs the prize money to build a time machine, so she can go back and make sure Kazuya has a happy childhood. I am not even joking.

DFS.

That's just sad...
 
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