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[cryptoadam]

There was a link to videos about pedophiles. I figured it was an expose on the pedo ring at ResetEra lol.

 

[kingbean]

Story time.

I (and a few other mods and admins) helped the FBI catch a pedophile while I was a moderator of a forum dedicated to a kid's TV show.

I forget the man's name at this point but he posed as the main actress from the show tried to get admin privileges but little did this dude know I knew the actresses brother from playing shit loads of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 online. So that was easy enough to verify that it wasn't actually her. But we thought it would be funny to send a mass PM to everyone on the site that it wasn't actually her, but we were gonna let this loser on the site pretend for shits and giggles.

Turns out he PM'd a few people, some my good friends, images of underage girls in compromising positions. We kept the images in our PM servers and sent the info off to the authorities and I got in touch with the actresses brother and he went about trying to press charges.

Eventually we heard that the guy was a friend of the family and actually had taken creeper shots of her and was eventually arrested. It's kind of amazing none of this made national news, but it might have where they lived. IDK.

 

[DragoonKain]

Dude shows up as a furry to meet a 13 year old.

Hanson: sir what are you doing here?
Pedo: I’m not a sir
Hanson: ok, ma’am...
Pedo: I’m not a ma’am either, I’m non binary, my pronoun is zher
Hanson: ok, zher.... what are you doing here? You realize this girl is 13, right?
Pedo: I’m 13
Hanson: no you aren’t, you are 28, we have your personal information right here. You have an arrest record for defecating at a mall
Pedo: Well, I identify as a 13 year old, and right now you’re being ableist, I can’t control my bowels, so please step aside and let me do what I came here to do

*next day on RE*

“Chris Hanson from NBC misgenders and makes ableist comments on this week’s To Catch A Predator”

First post: “dude, he was a fucking pedo!”

[banned, dismissing concerns about misgendering]

 

[HarryKS]

 

[Neil Young]

I absolutely loved Hanson's opening line with every person. That and when the person would ask if they could just leave. You know they had that split second of "phew, that was close, I'll just go home and ....". GET DOWN! !!!!

 

[cryptoadam]

why don't you take a seat.



Im CHRIIIIIIIS HAAAANSEN

 

[Bryank75]

I went on a bing of youtube clips not long ago and seeing their heart drop out from the bottom once Chris Hansen walks in is priceless

This one is one of my favorites. Imagine driving 2.5 hours to have sex with a kid only to end up on national television (also 34M views on YT lmao) just to admit you got a small dick and get arrested. What also bothers me is that this massive creep tried to groom her into a marriage contract so he could "legally" have sex with her and have it justified. Absolutely disgusting, hope you guys enjoy this mans destruction! This shit is great quarantine material.





Things pedos always say:

1. We were just gonna hangout

2. You will never believe me

3. This is the first time I ever done it

4. I knew this was a setup

This is how each member of Reeeee goes down, one by one!

 

[cryptoadam]

That pizza looked really good.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Dude shows up as a furry to meet a 13 year old.

Hanson: sir what are you doing here?
Pedo: I’m not a sir
Hanson: ok, ma’am...
Pedo: I’m not a ma’am either, I’m non binary, my pronoun is zher
Hanson: ok, zher.... what are you doing here? You realize this girl is 13, right?
Pedo: I’m 13
Hanson: no you aren’t, you are 28, we have your personal information right here. You have an arrest record for defecating at a mall
Pedo: Well, I identify as a 13 year old, and right now you’re being ableist, I can’t control my bowels, so please step aside and let me do what I came here to do

*next day on RE*

“Chris Hanson from NBC misgenders and makes ableist comments on this week’s To Catch A Predator”

First post: “dude, he was a fucking pedo!”

[banned, dismissing concerns about misgendering]

Way too accurate.

 

[J-Roderton]

Hilarity. I loved watching these losers get busted. Youtube has tons of the episode clips up. Or at least they did .

 

[Halo is Back]

Hilarity. I loved watching these losers get busted. Youtube has tons of the episode clips up. Or at least they did .

Imagine trying to groom a 14 year old girl into a marriage contract just to have sex with. What a creep.