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Banned
RoboCop is one of the few perfect films. I also love RoboCop 2 but sure, it's a huge step down.
Robocop 3 is indeed trash but i caught it on matinee TV last year and it was so much fun. it's definitely in the z or b-movie lineage. one of the first scenes has a little girl hack the ED-209 to be friendly. he has a jetpack and fights a ninja terminator. very stupid but damn fun.
Never heard of it. The opening of the trailer was enough for me this looks like it's worth checking.Just watched Parasite and wow. It's been a really long time since I've been this impressed by a movie. Just an incredible experience, it will make you laugh and out of nowhere hit you right in the chin and it just keeps kicking you. Pure masterpiece, believe the hype for this one.
Never heard of it. The opening of the trailer was enough for me this looks like it's worth checking.
Watched Die Hard last night, haven't seen it in quite a while. Fantastic movie. Laughed out loud at the part when John is on the roof and trying to radio anyone for help. He explains the situation about the terrorists, sounding very distraught, and his call is returned by some female officer somewhere, who says "Sir this line is for emergencies only", to which John responds "No fucking shit lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" lol
I still don't get why people consider this a Christmas movie. I love this movie and I love Christmas themed movies, but I never put Die Hard on during the holidays. It being a Christmas movie feels like a more recent bugmanism - "Fuck yeah the best Christmas movie is the one with guns and explosions!" Sure, it is set during Christmas time, and you see a few Christmas trees here and there, and hear a Christmas tune a few times, but the holidays are basically completely unnecessary for the plot. When John references the Christmas party, the yuppie cokehead clarifies that the reason for the party at the Nakatomi building was half because they just closed a huge business deal. If that were the entire pretext for the party, the movie doesn't change at all.
It's a Bong Joon-ho movie, he's a great filmmaker. It might be his best one yet, it's absolutely worth checking.
but no xmas no "Ho ho ho now I have a machine gun"!the holidays are basically completely unnecessary for the plot
but no xmas no "Ho ho ho now I have a machine gun"!
also when they finally crack the safe and it is triumphantly playing Beethoven and the hacker goes "Merry Christmas"
Christmas really is baked into the movie.
Nice, didn't know this was already out. Is it available to rent/stream somewhere or is it still in theaters.
Love his movies (except Okja which was kinda meh)
Finally watched Jason Bourne last night, the one from a few years ago. Was decent, some good action sequences, but my god, how is this like the 5th movie and we still have the same plot??
I think RoboCop 3 is better than 2. It has the theme music at least. I have never liked RoboCop 2.Robocop 1 is a tight masterpiece - great effects, very well paced, great satirical elements, I think there is very little wrong with this film. On the extra features, director Paul Verhoeven says "I wanted to film Satan killing Jesus." I remember watching this a lot as a kid, and I'm just surprised looking back that I was ever allowed. The scene where Clarence and his gang kill Murphy is brutal and sickening. Yet the violence here is also taken so far over the top as to be comical at times - people are literally riddled with dozens of high caliber bullets and still don't die. I laughed out loud during the scene where OCP is showing the police force it's new huge tank robot thing, and it malfunctions, obliterating an employee with hundreds of bullets from a chain gun, it's crazy over the top. But the kicker was right after, another employee yells "Someone call a paramedic!", like there is any chance of this guy still being alive lol. Paul Verhoeven called that out in the extra features I watched afterwards and I felt a kinship lol.
Robocop 2 is a lot worse than the first movie, just feels like a cheap knockoff. They made the robot suit look a little shinier and blue steelish, but it has none of the charm or humour of the first movie. The story was written by Frank Miller, and has a fantastic little bit about OCP burdening Robocop's programming with so many additional directives that he can no longer function properly:
- DIRECTIVE 233: Restrain hostile feelings.
- DIRECTIVE 234: Promote positive attitude.
- DIRECTIVE 235: Suppress aggressiveness.
- DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values.
- DIRECTIVE 238: Avoid destructive behavior.
- DIRECTIVE 239: Be accessible.
- DIRECTIVE 240: Participate in group activities.
- DIRECTIVE 241: Avoid interpersonal conflicts.
- DIRECTIVE 242: Avoid premature value judgments.
- DIRECTIVE 243: Pool opinions before expressing yourself.
- DIRECTIVE 244: Discourage feelings of negativity and hostility.
- DIRECTIVE 245: If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't talk.
Very relevant to the way today's social engineers operate.
Robocop 3 is trash tier and I couldn't even get through it, I went to bed before the climax and I didn't care to put it back on today. Watching Thunderball instead.
I think RoboCop 3 is better than 2. It has the theme music at least. I have never liked RoboCop 2.
One reason for that might be that it was PG-13. That wasn't a good decision. I just checked Wikipedia and the movie made only $10 million and the budget was $22 million.Maybe it was just because it was the third one in a marathon, and the sequels are just so much worse than the incredible first one, by the third one I was like fuck this trash. 3 has a direct to video, almost made for TV vibe, just feels low budget and low impact. Not having Peter Weller starring was a bummer as well.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
It's everything it sounds like it would be, and it's incredibly entertaining if you shut your brain off at the door.
I can accept the 350' tall radioactive dinosaur, but fuck off with your VTOL B2 aircraft.
yeah i don't think so. what would you change "Ho ho ho now I have a machine gun" to? something referencing Thanksgiving? Valentine's Day? there are no office Valentine's Day parties. the Christmas party is a corporate tradition, it's central placement in the plot here, a knowing wink to the corporate culture that 80's movies loved both to celebrate & clown. Christmas and capitalism and greed, it is all mixed together. these are themes of the film.Those feel like such minimal Christmas elements though, nothing about the story hinges on the holidays, and the one thing that sort of does - them being there for a Christmas party, is unnecessarily undermined by the script itself (the party was also celebrating a business deal) They wrote some corny Christmas one liners, but if it were any other holiday, or day, the movie still works, those lines would just be different wisecracks.
yeah i don't think so. what would you change "Ho ho ho now I have a machine gun" to? something referencing Thanksgiving? Valentine's Day?
ditto with the Run DMC Christmas song. ditto with the vault opening scene. all these moments, all these threads, throughout the film. there are so many moments that would have to be altered, it would not be the same movie anymore.
oof that is totally 100% lamer than the real thing.Any wise crack, it really doesn't need to be holiday themed lol. Like literally "Surprise motherfuckers, now I have a gun" does the same thing, just not holiday themed.
the real answer is Ernest Saves ChristmasWell if Die Hard isn’t counted then I guess Bad Santa has to be the best Christmas movie.
oof that is totally 100% lamer than the real thing.
Emma was good in it
On TV at the moment. I guess this is what a film aimed at the zoomer generation looks like.
I sat through it. It's a very superficial, lightweight film. I still don't see what's so special about Roberts though. Good figure, but something is off about her face. Too much makeup or maybe it's the dyed blonde hair.Emma was good in it
Her face is the best part!!I sat through it. It's a very superficial, lightweight film. I still don't see what's so special about Roberts though. Good figure, but something is off about her face. Too much makeup or maybe it's the dyed blonde hair.
Pleb status: filtered
Recently saw this on TV. I wasn't expecting it to be so bad. It just all felt pointless. I felt as if I wasted my time watching it.
Bucket loads of style over substance.Pleb status: filtered
Just like Drive, Neon Demon, and Too Old To Die Young.Bucket loads of style over substance.
I have only seen Drive, but OGF was pointless and cringey. Just violence for the sake of violence, characters that were more like cardboard cutouts. Gosling's vacant stare thing in this film was hilarious. Visually, it is slick but that's the only thing it has going for it.Just like Drive, Neon Demon, and Too Old To Die Young.
Scotty had to have known.I threw on Eurotrip on the weekend while grinding out some SFV. Totally forgot Matt Damon is in that rather prominently at the beginning as the band leader singing about nailing the protag's girlfriend.
Scotty had to have known.
Watching Coneheads on Amazon Prime right now. It's alright, I like old SNL movies.
I forgot how many stars are in this: Dan Akroyd, Jane Curtain, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Michael McKean, Phil Hartman, Sinbad, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Ellen Degeneres, Dave Thomas, Drew Carey, Kevin Nealon, Tom Arnold, and apparently also William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.
CONEHEADS IS A STONE COLD CLASSIC
it is funny i do remember being a little kid and being scared of the Coneheads cos they were on SNL in the 80s and it freaked me out haha.