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[bionic77]

I don't know about "knockout" but she has huge cans.

She looks pretty hot on the show.

 

[aoi tsuki]

If the video was shot around the same time as that pic, my interest just shot up 100 times. She looks like a young Andie McDowell.

 

[Matlock]

Hrm, apparently that link was first found back in March or so. :-\

 

[Mike Works]

Hahaha, you got a half dozen people banned for no reason

 

[Matlock]

Hahaha, you got a half dozen people banned for no reason

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

:lol

Those original pictures don't really testify to the fappyness of this Paige broad.

 

[bionic77]

Hahaha, you got a half dozen people banned for no reason

That was cold blooded!

 

[mightynine]

That was cold blooded!

But it was funny.

Besides, they'll probably all be back tomorrow or something.

 

[bionic77]

But it was funny.

Besides, they'll probably all be back tomorrow or something.

I don't really feel that bad for the banned. It isn't like MikeWorks doesn't close a thread every other day when it just disintigrates into 500 posts in a row where guys are asking for PMs. I consider that to be fair warning.

 

[Dilbert]

But it was funny.

Besides, they'll probably all be back tomorrow or something.

You might think so...but it's actually a three-day ban.

 

[mightynine]

You might think so...but it's actually a three-day ban.

So what happens if they get a PM in that timeframe? *ba-dum-dump*

 

[sc0la]

If this were real I would have had endeavored a three fold mission for me
1) discover the location of the tape on the net
2) masturbate furiously
3) find a way to make sure my GF has no knoledge that such a tape exists, as soon as she knows there is a paige tape she will atuomatically "assume" (rightly) that steps one and two have already taken place. *comedy ensues*

Frankly I am too tired for all of that right now

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

That one blond from Extreme Home Makeover, Paige Hemmis, she's not bad either. Reading her bio, she doesn't seem the type to do anything nearly as interesting as what this Paige person did.

 

[Matlock]

I was just wondering--if such a tape does exist, I wonder if she does the swapping keys motion instinctively...

 

[Mike Works]

*I didn't ban anyone in this thread

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

I can't help but have the song from that one Wario Ware mini-game go through my head when I see your avatar. You know, the one with the band?

 

[Mike Works]

I can't help but have the song from that one Wario Ware mini-game go through my head when I see your avatar. You know, the one with the band?

The one where you have to press up, down, left, or right, in order that they play first?

 

[duckroll]

Holy shit! This is what you call:

 

[Doth Togo]

Trying to post pics...

 

[AlphaSnake]

You've been trying for nearly an hour, asshole. The world demands fappage!

 

[Gattsu25]

who was the one singer that got a tape released? think she was hispanic...


uh...yeah =\

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

god damn it POST IT


:WOOF

 

[Manick Joe]

Speaking of which where's my parts 2 and 3 of the Paris Hilton trilogy? I've been hearing about them for what seems like 3 months now.

 

[Teddman]

I think Doth Togo meant that duckroll was trying to post a pic (a collateral damage poster). He don't have pics.

In other words, "This is what you call... Trying to post pics." Get it?

 

[pestul]

I was just wondering--if such a tape does exist, I wonder if she does the swapping keys motion instinctively...

:lol

*Paige wipes face off* "Thank you Amy Wynn for building this wonderful bed."

 

[duckroll]

I think Doth Togo meant that duckroll was trying to post a pic (a collateral damage poster). He don't have pics.

In other words, "This is what you call... Trying to post pics." Get it?

Damnit!!

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

The one where you have to press up, down, left, or right, in order that they play first?

that's the one.

 

[ohamsie]

Keep this thread alive. If the video is released, someone chime in that's available on the Net.

Isn't your job busting bootleg movies and mp3s on the web? I'm kind of curious what the legality of these porn tapes is. Wouldn't the guy get in trouble for releasing it to the web without her consent? And also, if you downloaded the Paris Hilton video would you get in trouble because they made that One Night In Paris dvd?

 

[Teddman]

NY Daily News: Video could be real Paige turner

 

[Triumph]

NY Daily News: Video could be real Paige turner

Damnit Teddman! I don't pay you for maybes and might bes! I pay you for jumblies!

Er, ok. I don't pay you at all. But I still need to see Paige Davis' jumblies.

 

[SlickWilly223]

I like that article Teddman posted:

A second reviewer claims that the video is dated July 3, 1997, and estimates that Davis - or maybe her doppelbanger - was 27 at the time. "She sure looks a lot and sounds a lot like the real deal," the reviewer says.

Dopplebanger?! :lol

 

[Foreign Jackass]

haha Dopplebanger! That has to become a new english word.

 

[Matlock]

I heard it referenced on Conan O'Brien, so I looked this thread up again.

Hrrrm, news of a real video?

Awesome.

 

[LakeEarth]

I know. I'm still waiting for my Paris gangbang, dammit!

 

[Particle Physicist]

this video better be real. i didnt get banned for nothin.

 

[Teddman]

Scene Description:

It's not her
Comment:

We have been able to confirm through various sources that the woman in the sex tape we have is NOT, repeat NOT Paige Davis of TLC's Trading Spaces. She looks and sounds almost exactly like Ms. Davis, but is certainly not her. I want to apologize for any misleading information that came out of this. We were trying our best to keep this quiet, but some within the company just had to get this info on the internet. Again, sorry.

http://www.cndb.com/movie.html?title=Homemade+Sex+Tape

Hmm... What to make of this?

Perhaps they got contacted by lawyers and it's just a smokescreen?

 

[maharg]

Hey, if it's such an amazing fake, who the hell cares?

 

[Flakster99]

Bah, most likely someone close to her, protecting her interests and willing to say anything.