If the watch could feed itself energy by absorbing your sense of self-satisfaction, it'd all work out.
Holy shit. The apologists here are going nuts.
absolutely
amazing
If the watch could feed itself energy by absorbing your sense of self-satisfaction, it'd all work out.
... is this some elaborate way of saying you want it to charge from you jerking off? if so - game changer.
Hey! It's true! I'm not making that up i swear!
You can shit on Apple and this watch all you want from what i care but not on the iMac G4, the G4 Cube and iPhone 4/4S' design
This "A day with Apple Watch" video from WSJ is kinda cool. Props to the lady wearing a headmounted camera and talking to herself all day.
Come on man ... you have to know that's not how things work, right?
I missed your sarcasm didn't I -___-
Fucking Gruber, oh my god...
If the Watch is this buggy, why is Apple insisting on releasing it so soon? Competition is very minuscule in this space right now and doesn't need an early push for Apple to be able to squeeze in.
Why the hell is this even being brought up!?! Every review, regardless of positivity or not, has basically confirmed that the 42mm watch holds up to a full day of usage just fine. Why are we still arguing about battery life when not a single review has shown it to be an issue!?I disagree.
I think it isn't the same thing as their phone, and people will take bigger exception if it requires multiple charges.
Joanna Stern is amazing as always.
If anything it seems like the competition has been heating up. You figure Pebble has done really well in the Smart-Watch arena and they're prepping the release of their second-generation product. Fitbit also released a Smart-Watch last year and they have a pretty big following so it probably sold decently.If the Watch is this buggy, why is Apple insisting on releasing it so soon? Competition is very minuscule in this space right now and doesn't need an early push for Apple to be able to squeeze in.
Why the hell is this even being brought up!?! Every review, regardless of positivity or not, has basically confirmed that the 42mm watch holds up to a full day of usage just fine. Why are we still arguing about battery life when not a single review has shown it to be an issue!?
I get the initial rumors. And I get how Apple responding to them with the initial "18 hours" spec as not overwhelmingly assuaging those fears. But every review has now said "yeah you'll easily get a full day use out of this" and people here are now even saying "multiple charges per day"? Cmon.... Let's not just go making shit up here...
Why the hell is this even being brought up!?! Every review, regardless of positivity or not, has basically confirmed that the 42mm watch holds up to a full day of usage just fine. Why are we still arguing about battery life when not a single review has shown it to be an issue!?
That analogy from Gruber's review. Fuck my old boots.
Fucking Gruber, oh my god...
I bet he smirked after posting it, lol.This post alone could probably power every watch for a few years.
What did he say?
Imagine:
Youre 16. Youre in school. Youre sitting in class. You have a crush on another student youve fallen hard. You cant stop thinking about them. You suspect the feelings are mutual but you dont know. Youre afraid to just come right out and ask, verbally afraid of the crushing weight of rejection. But you both wear an Apple Watch. So you take a flyer and send a few taps. And you wait. Nothing in response. Dammit. Why are you so stupid? Whoa a few taps are sent in return, along with a hand-drawn smiley face. You send more taps. You receive more taps back. This is it. You send your heartbeat. It is racing, thumping. Your crush sends their heartbeat back.
Youre flirting. Not through words. Not through speech. Physically flirting, by touch. And youre not even in the same classroom. Maybe you dont even go to the same school.
What of the smaller version?Why the hell is this even being brought up!?! Every review, regardless of positivity or not, has basically confirmed that the 42mm watch holds up to a full day of usage just fine. Why are we still arguing about battery life when not a single review has shown it to be an issue!?
I get the initial rumors. And I get how Apple responding to them with the initial "18 hours" spec as not overwhelmingly assuaging those fears. But every review has now said "yeah you'll easily get a full day use out of this" and people here are now even saying "multiple charges per day"? Cmon.... Let's not just go making shit up here...
The surprise cameo halfway through the review was amusing, even though I'm not a big fan of the guy...
If the Watch is this buggy, why is Apple insisting on releasing it so soon? Competition is very minuscule in this space right now and doesn't need an early push for Apple to be able to squeeze in.
it's posted on the previous page but what the hell, let's have it here too;
Wow.
Back to the Watch, it really wouldn't have been released in this state if Jobs was still at the helm of Apple. The way the company is run now, split into different groups and not cohesively working together, without a single leader that has control over what goes into the product, is bad. OS X and iOS look refined, sharing the same aesthetics and don't have an overly steep learning curve. Better yet, the iPhone had literally no learning curve in 2007. I think the hardest thing for me was using the keyboard, which became a breeze after a day or so.
The Apple Watch, ugh, just looks so out-of-place from the rest of Apple's products. The UI doesn't shout "Apple" to me at all, it just doesn't look friendly outside of reusing the same icons from iOS. Is it because Apple hired a guy from Adobe to do all of the heavy lifting rather than even AT LEAST letting Craig Federighi have some say on the project? Who knows.
I don't find it revolutionary like anything else Apple did last decade that sent them skyrocketing to become the most valuable company they are today. Smartwatches have already been done for at least a year now, and Apple is just now releasing one that is running an unoptimized piece of software and goes for an exceptionally high price. Whenever Apple did something new, it was usually first and right, or second and right. This is second and wrong from what I can tell.
I don't get the complaints about Gruber's example for using taptics. Seems like something that will be a reality at a lot of high schools in a few years.
I don't get the complaints about Gruber's example for using taptics. Seems like something that will be a reality at a lot of high schools in a few years.
I don't get the complaints about Gruber's example for using taptics. Seems like something that will be a reality at a lot of high schools in a few years.
I believe the "18 hour" approximation (someone can correct me) is a low end estimate for the 38mm. All of the battery life estimates on the official pages say "may be higher for 42mm body". So both watches seem to get a full day's use with the 42mm one clearly having a slightly bigger battery and more usage time. Slightly.What of the smaller version?
Isn't Jony Ive pretty much that single leader now? As for revolutionary devices Apple has made in the past decade, isn't it pretty much just the iPhone? Everything else seems like logical evolutionary steps from previous products.
Wow.
Back to the Watch, it really wouldn't have been released in this state if Jobs was still at the helm of Apple. The way the company is run now, split into different groups and not cohesively working together, without a single leader that has control over what goes into the product, is bad. OS X and iOS look refined, sharing the same aesthetics and don't have an overly steep learning curve. Better yet, the iPhone had literally no learning curve in 2007. I think the hardest thing for me was using the keyboard, which became a breeze after a day or so.
The Apple Watch, ugh, just looks so out-of-place from the rest of Apple's products. The UI doesn't shout "Apple" to me at all, it just doesn't look friendly outside of reusing the same icons from iOS. Is it because Apple hired a guy from Adobe to do all of the heavy lifting rather than even AT LEAST letting Craig Federighi have some say on the project? Who knows.
I don't find it revolutionary like anything else Apple did last decade that sent them skyrocketing to become the most valuable company they are today. Smartwatches have already been done for at least a year now, and Apple is just now releasing one that is running an unoptimized piece of software and goes for an exceptionally high price. Whenever Apple did something new, it was usually first and right, or second and right. This is second and wrong from what I can tell.
Health is supposed to be huge on the Apple Watch. That's not true yet in fact, third-party apps can't even access its heart-rate sensor! but it's no secret that Apple has big ambitions here. And, chances are, third-party apps will play as big of a role in that as Apple.
I honestly see Apple Watch as more revolutionary. It definitely takes some cues from Wear and more so from Pebble... But clearly the bigger focus here isn't "leave the phone in your pocket", but instead actually looking at the notifications less. Being LESS involved with your phone so to speak. Taptic engine plays a big part in that. Knowing the notification is Twitter or Facebook and probably not even looking at it while in a meeting, as opposed to dropping everything for an email from your boss. All of the reviews have touched on "you get to a point of not even looking at the watch and just knowing what notifications are coming through and the at-the-time importance of reacting to them". That's pretty significant. That's more than just putting the notifications on your wrist and actually potentially changes how you interact with your device, period. While I certainly won't say "that's as big as the iPhone!!!" I might say it's the biggest change with how we interact with our phones SINCE the iPhone.Isn't Jony Ive pretty much that single leader now? As for revolutionary devices Apple has made in the past decade, isn't it pretty much just the iPhone? Everything else seems like logical evolutionary steps from previous products.
This is sort of the case now also though. The big part isn't the apps having access to the heart rate monitor. It's having access to that data in HealthKit. Also I believe the advantage to using the Watch over the phone is that eventually for health tracking the Watch can be used WITHOUT the phone. Once it learns your stride and such, the Watch is able to cache activity data until it reconnects with the phone to send it to HealthKit, unless things have changed from when Apple said that.From the Verge:
I hope they enable it quickly, because it makes the watch a lot less useful if you want to use it as an activity tracker. I'd like to continue using the Nike+ app, but right now there's no real advantage in using the watch over the phone other than quick glances while running.
I don't get the complaints about Gruber's example for using taptics. Seems like something that will be a reality at a lot of high schools in a few years.
Are there any durability vids yet?
Watch? Sure. Watch Edition? I'd almost make a bet we won't see a legit video of this.I want to see one of those youtube videos in which people destroy brand new products but with a $17k Watch Edition.
Watch? Sure. Watch Edition? I'd almost make a bet we won't see a legit video of this.
I guess I'm off to KickStarter then.
How was he? Top or bottom? I hope you used protection.Fucking Gruber, oh my god...
I bought the first iPhone after waiting in line for 8 hours.
I had been using and owning Apple computers for years prior to the iPhone's release.
I was like... the only person in my group of friends or family that believed the iPad was a gamechanger and not just a "giant iPod touch."
I currently own a top-of-the-line 15" rMBP, an iPad Air, and an iPhone 6 Plus.
And I agree with everything you've said. The Apple Watch just seems so damn inconsistent with the rest of their lineup.
Honestly, it's not even the price that gets me. Hell, had the starting price been $499 I wouldn't have been surprised; the fact that it starts at $349 means it's not that bad. But it just seems so... un-Apple. Looking past the thickness, the square face, and the competing UI (half the people use the crown, half the screen, neither seems "perfect"); it just has such a goofy looking UI.
The emoti face is awful - it looks straight out of circa-2000 MSN Messenger. The thing is slow, and really doesn't do anything at all without a phone nearby. The colors and fonts seem so out of place. There notifications annoying the wearer was something I predicted ages ago, and I was hoping Apple would find some "magical" way to make notifications work perfectly.
It's a nice device. It's better than the competition. The workout features are great. I think trying to sell it as a fashion device is pretty brilliant. I'll probably buy one. ... but it definitely feels like it's coming from an Apple different than the one I'm used to.
The concern here shouldn't be that hard to understand though.I believe the "18 hour" approximation (someone can correct me) is a low end estimate for the 38mm. All of the battery life estimates on the official pages say "may be higher for 42mm body". So both watches seem to get a full day's use with the 42mm one clearly having a slightly bigger battery and more usage time. Slightly.
The concern here shouldn't be that hard to understand though.
For example in the Verge review he was looking at single digit battery life at 11pm. That actually works out to the 18 hour number rolling around given he started at 7:36am with 100%. If someone is to use the device even a bit more heavily, it simply won't make it ... and that's the 42mm version.
What happens with the 38mm?
And then what happens in 6 months when your battery has a bit less capacity? That cutting it close starts turning into 'my watch is dead at 9pm'.
The 38mm will have a smaller battery but also a 10% smaller screen. So while the number will be different, it's hard to say how much different.The concern here shouldn't be that hard to understand though.
For example in the Verge review he was looking at single digit battery life at 11pm. That actually works out to the 18 hour number rolling around given he started at 7:36am with 100%. If someone is to use the device even a bit more heavily, it simply won't make it ... and that's the 42mm version.
What happens with the 38mm?
And then what happens in 6 months when your battery has a bit less capacity? That cutting it close starts turning into 'my watch is dead at 9pm'.