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[BewareTheBatsie]

Rowan's entrance had him come out with a clown variation on the sheep mask. He also had balloons, which he gave to a kid and proceeded to pop them immediately. During the match, he pulled a balloon out and blew it up and shot it at Harper. They had a back and forth match with Harper getting the win with a discus clothesline.

Rowan apparently debuted this new look at a house show.

And it sounds amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-mfWQstuI&feature=youtu.be

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

"Big Gallows" -Booker

 

[blackaroni]

Checks and championships. I like that.

 

[Nameless]

Pop quiz for you, wrasslegaf.

Am I:

A. watching Monday Night Raw on the official, usanetwork.com live stream?

B. watching Monday Night Raw on some unofficial, bootleg, shitstream?

140p just might be low enough to mask Nia's botches tonight.

 

[Beefy]

Come on Braun end this shit

 

[Sinatar]

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I know hot tags exist for a reason but fuck every single match Enzo and Cass have is Enzo gets his ass kicked for most of it and then Enzo makes the tag to Cass where they either win or Enzo gets tagged back in to lose.

 

[Nameless]

Are you Max Landis?

I love the little guys, but it would be hilarious

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Pop quiz for you, wrasslegaf.

Am I:

A. watching Monday Night Raw on the official, usanetwork.com live stream?

B. watching Monday Night Raw on some unofficial, bootleg, shitstream?

Working like a "certified G" for me.

 

[somedevil]

Enzo my god.

 

[Toki767]

Rowan apparently debuted this new look at a house show.

And it sounds amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-mfWQstuI&feature=youtu.be

Is Rowan no longer a vintner?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

So I guess we're continuing the trend of people almost dying on Raw

 

[SallyIsNow]

Rowan apparently debuted this new look at a house show.

And it sounds amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-mfWQstuI&feature=youtu.be

Is that a high school gym? WWE babbies BTFO

 

[serenewarfare]

The more I think about it, the more I think Jinder getting a #1 Contender's match is the most illogical thing WWE has booked in years. Like even Ellsworth had wins, illegitimate or otherwise, before facing AJ.

When's the last time Jinder won a match like at all?

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Good.

Fuck Enzo and Cass.

 

[LiQuid!]

Working like a "certified G" for me.

I want to live in this world.

This is the worst the stream has ever been for me. It's shit every week, but this is by far the worst.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Lol did he try to low blow him on the turnbuckle?

 

[Angry Grimace]

What a weird ending

 

[ShadyK54]

The more I think about it, the more I think Jinder getting a #1 Contender's match is the most illogical thing WWE has booked in years. Like even Ellsworth had wins, illegitimate or otherwise, before facing AJ.

When's the last time Jinder won a match like at all?

But the Hardbody though

 

[Caderfix]

Remember when Cass was fighting for the Universal Championship?

I'm glad people backstage realized he is too bad.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Yay

 

[Sanjuro]

I made ice cream sandwiches and missed nothing.

Anderson and Gallows need to be more interesting.

 

[somedevil]

Rowan apparently debuted this new look at a house show.

And it sounds amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-mfWQstuI&feature=youtu.be

Its a bit early to debut a "it" inspired gimmick.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Is the women's match main eventing? If they're all gonna get vignettes.

 

[Toki767]

Is that supposed to be new music for Mickie?

 

[The Strokes]

I love the little guys, but it would be hilarious

I mean, I'd like to see that too, I was mentioning Landis because he talked about that idea with Seth Rollins

 

[gaiadyne]

Why trade Miz and Ambrose over to Raw if your just going to pair them up?

 

[Hidden One]

Smackdown so much better than RAW

 

[ReiGun]

Miz vs Dean again. This feud did nothing for either of them the first time around.

I know hot tags exist for a reason but fuck every single match Enzo and Cass have is Enzo gets his ass kicked for most of it and then Enzo makes the tag to Cass where they either win or Enzo gets tagged back in to lose.

They only know how to have one type of match. And I'm sure no one cares to tell them to do anything different because it keeps Cass looking strong for the inevitable singles run.

 

[Sanjuro]

Holy shit. They brought the chubby Diva back!

YESSS!

 

[RyougaSaotome]

First hour pretty much done, and this episode of RAW has not been doing much for me.

 

[Tom Nook]

So many multi person matches for number 1 contenders.

 

[TheSchwab_7]

Geez where was that house show? A bingo hall?

 

[Sinatar]

Jesus Christ WWE, could you maybe book the women in a 1 on 1 match once in awhile?

"I dunno what to do with the Woman's division, fuck it I'll just throw the whole roster in the ring every week".

 

[Officerrob]

The more I think about it, the more I think Jinder getting a #1 Contender's match is the most illogical thing WWE has booked in years. Like even Ellsworth had wins, illegitimate or otherwise, before facing AJ.

When's the last time Jinder won a match like at all?

He beat Curtis Axel at a couple of house shows:

http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/jinder-mahal-6724.html

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

The more I think about it, the more I think Jinder getting a #1 Contender's match is the most illogical thing WWE has booked in years. Like even Ellsworth had wins, illegitimate or otherwise, before facing AJ.

When's the last time Jinder won a match like at all?

From what I've researched single match wise against Swagger on Raw in December.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I made ice cream sandwiches and missed nothing.

Anderson and Gallows need to be more interesting.

It's hard for them to impress people when they're stuck facing Enzo and Cass every week

 

[Toki767]

First hour pretty much done, and this episode of RAW has not been doing much for me.

I was thinking 10 minutes ago that it hasn't even been an hour yet. This Raw has been pretty bad.

 

[serenewarfare]

Is that supposed to be new music for Mickie?

She needs it more than anyone else on the roster by far.

 

[Tom Nook]

Jesus Christ WWE, could you maybe book the women in a 1 on 1 match once in awhile?

"I dunno what to do with the Woman's division, fuck it I'll just throw the whole roster in the ring every week".

They should try a tournament.

 

[Sanjuro]

It's hard for them to impress people when they're stuck facing Enzo and Cass every week

This is also true. They can't go back to AJ, I thought that break was clean and perfect. They just need to be more interesting than two bald white guys.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

I was thinking 10 minutes ago that it hasn't even been an hour yet. This Raw has been pretty bad.

Wow. It really hasn't been an hour. Fucking hell.

 

[Bluekaveli]

My grandma watching wrestling like wtf is this shit?

 

[ReiGun]

Will never not hate all the women having to smile in their match cards.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

ONE OF THE MOST DOMINANT SUPERSTARS IN WWE HISTORY

NIA JAX.

LOOK AT THAT WARM SMILE.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Lol heels breaking character to smile

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Will never not hate all the women having to smile in their match cards.

That terrifying Nia Jax with her pretty smile and kind eyes.

 

[ramoisdead]

Miz being wasted on Dean Ambrose.

What a damn shame.

 

[Caderfix]

I would like to punch that Chrisley fella.

 

[Sinatar]

It's hard for them to impress people when they're stuck facing Enzo and Cass every week

If they can't shine in the ring they need to shine on the mic, this whole "NERDS" shit is really really bad.