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[StealthGoblin]

I'd love to see some actual, competitive wrestling tonight. Not squash matches and DQs.

 

[Skilotonn]

Try not to bust your ass again on live TV Jericho.

 

[The Frankman]

DRINK IT IN

DRINK IT IN

DRINK IT IN YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH

YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?

YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE, HUHN?

DRINK IT IN!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

This crowd is deader than dead.

It's dead.

 

[Kyoufu]

CM Flop.

 

[Evening Musuko]

You can't say "Bitch" anymore? :|

Man, I hate this "Owen Hart" voice Kang and Cole always use. Can you imagine JR selling this?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Spraying milk/beer on people I don't mind. Pouring things on people seems awkward.

And why doesn't CM Punk have friends?

 

[Lunchbox]

Austin needs to come out right now.

and start licking punks body to get some beer

 

[plagiarize]

I'd love to see some actual, competitive wrestling tonight. Not squash matches and DQs.

tell me about it.

 

[UberTag]

So GAF... my baseball game is almost over. I fell asleep part way through but at least none of my brain cells died.

Sergio Santos = Blown Saves 2, Losses 1, Saves 0 (what a loser this guy is)

I checked out Brock elbowing Cena's head, Cole legit cracking up to Lawler's "reptile dysfunction" line, John's subsequent "I'm legit" promo and CM Drunk's "where I are" declaration.
If anything else worthwhile happens, you guys let me know.

Oh, one thing before I go...

So is Sin Cara FE'd?

Superior Faux Cara Negro is still kicking butt and taking names on WWE Superstars.
Nobody misses Sin Cara, his trampoline and his distracting match lighting.

One more thing...

And why doesn't CM Punk have friends?

He'd have friends as a designated driver but Phil feels that he's enabling other people to drink that way and that wouldn't be very straight edge of him.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

This crowd is deader than dead.

It's dead.

I laughed too hard at this

 

[Coldnoodle]

Soooooo, who's gonna clean up that ring?

 

[Toki767]

What was the crowd chanting? It sounded like "Not PG"

 

[Razorskin]

You can't say "Bitch" anymore? :|

Man, I hate this "Owen Hart" voice Kang and Cole always use. Can you imagine JR selling this?

Now I'm picturing Liu Kang at the announce table.

 

[darkside31337]

Poor Mark Henry

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

This crowd is deader than dead.

It's dead.

They've died of alcohol shitty Raw poisoning.

 

[thefro]

There were 60 people out to break up Lesnar and Cena within 10 seconds, but Jericho gets to pour beer on Punk for hours.

 

[El Pescado]

Punk selling beer like acid. XD

 

[Entropia]

The fuck was that.

 

[Data West]

Spraying milk/beer on people I don't mind. Pouring things on people seems awkward.

And why doesn't CM Punk have friends?

He talked shit about the whole locker room.

It's kind of like the Alex Shelley ROH angle but terrible.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Was the crowd chanting throw me a beer or that's not beer at the end? I couldn't make it out. Looked like non alcoholic beer.

 

[Ravensmash]

This crowd is deader than dead.

It's dead.

The parents were having to explain what beer is to the little jimmy's and why it makes CM Punk fall over lots.

 

[StealthGoblin]

Spraying milk/beer on people I don't mind. Pouring things on people seems awkward.

And why doesn't CM Punk have friends?

This. Half of the fun of the attitude era were the run ins and factions. If anyone's music hit during that last part of the segment, the crowd wouldn't have died.

 

[Clegg]

They had one good week of promos on this and then I feel like they sort of ran out of things to say. I'm not saying that this was the exact direction they should've gone but I feel like they needed to add something.

At least Angle/Michaels put over what the feud was about.

I haven't a clue what WWE are trying to achieve with Jericho/Punk.

 

[The Frankman]

Don't worry Ubertag, as long as Cloudy doesn't bring anymore relative and former girlfriends in next years' league so he doesn't have 10 relatives in it I'll be there!

 

[butter_stick]

Beer is Punk's kryptonite.

Can't wait for the 3 Doors Down assisted promo vid.

 

[Kyoufu]

Beer is Punk's kryptonite.

Punk is Superman therefore...

CM Cena confirmed.

edit: FU butter_stick!

 

[FallingEdge]

CM Punk should cut a new promo about being bullied by Jericho.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Anyone find these ads very disturbing after seeing moments like Sheamus kicking that ref's head off?

 

[butter_stick]

At least Angle/Michaels put over what the feud was about.

I haven't a clue what WWE are trying to achieve with Jericho/Punk.

Rise above beer

*glass shatters*

 

[cr_blah_blah]

#WWWYKI

I like Ryder. I hate everything they do with him.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Hey look it's that nerd who got kicked in the balls by Eve and never did anything about it.

 

[krae_man]

Did somebody say more squash matches?

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Ryder jobbing to Del Rio?

What?

 

[Htown]

That's, uh... that's not how drinking works, Jericho.

 

[Judderman]

RICARDO!

 

[Dark Ninja]

Geez there gonna job Ryder again

 

[Ravensmash]

Yes! Alberto Del Rio time!

Dellllllllllllll Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrio!

 

[MetatronM]

And so the Great 2012 Burial of Zack Ryder continues.

 

[El Pescado]

Oh Gee! I wonder who's going to win this match.

 

[Tawney Bomb]

Ryder is officially a jobber now isn't he?

 

[Coldnoodle]

yay, Albertoooooooooooooooooo

 

[plagiarize]

Did somebody say more squash matches?

who do you think is going to get squashed by one of the stooges?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Cena is the kiss of death for careers.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

:lol at Del Rio selling that fake chair shot like a head tumor.

 

[Evening Musuko]

Now I'm picturing Liu Kang at the announce table.

Now THAT would put butts in seats. I wonder if he'd have a little oven next to the announcer table.

Ryder vs Del Rio? Another 2 minute match.

Ricardo isn't that funny nowadays. I miss him insulting the city they're in.

 

[Lunchbox]

fire shemus

lol over hhh's dead body

 

[krae_man]

who do you think is going to get squashed by one of the stooges?

Otunga. Cener is a stooge.

 

[The Frankman]

Eve is the kiss of death for careers.

Fixed.

 

[UberTag]

Don't worry Ubertag, as long as Cloudy doesn't bring anymore relative and former girlfriends in next years' league so he doesn't have 10 relatives in it I'll be there!

Awesome. I'm looking forward to it.