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[Nocturnowl]

Just imagine if Kane lurked this thread. Just imagine that.

SoulPlaya and Kane are one and the same, it all makes so much sense now!

 

[ZeroRay]

SoulPlaya, is your first name Glenn and your last name Jacobs?

 

[Keyser Soze]

I have no idea how a WWE audience would react to Ambrose. I feel it would probably be silence

 

[SoulPlaya]

UNLEASH THE FAMILY ALBUM PICS.

 

[cacophony]

lol @ them replaying that line

 

[Kaladin]

Is it wrong that every time I see those pictures I imagine that he is blackmailing them into being a happy family for him so that he has happy family pictures?

 

[Brinbe]

who the who

 

[butter_stick]

Thanks for warning us of the squash match, Vince!

 

[BoboBrazil]

Ryback?

 

[MetatronM]

A WILD JOBBER APPEARS

 

[Officerrob]

How the hell did this guy get mic time?

 

[Lingitiz]

Ryback with the special jobbers?

 

[The Frankman]

WTF is this...

so Ryback is gonna get jobbers huhn?

 

[Penguin]

Thanks for warning us of the squash march, Vince!

Yeah, I mean it makes sense to just call them what they are.

 

[Keyser Soze]

They are going to squash Mirror-Ziggler :/

 

[jmdajr]

Lol! Squash match!

 

[Entropia]

What the fuck is this?

 

[Guzim]

Yep yep yep! What it do!

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Is that a young Dolph Ziggler?

 

[Nocturnowl]

Nothing gets those legends going like a Ryback squash match. I imagine Vince is hiding off camera motioning for the legends to emote harder for Ryback dammit!

 

[FallingEdge]

Good ol fashioned squash match.

 

[dream]

I just don't even know who these rasslers are anymore.

 

[Phoenixazure]

oh he dead

 

[cacophony]

wait Skip Sheffeild is still in the WWE and he is now called Ryback?

where the hell have i been

 

[canadian crowe]

Tony Atlas needs to be on commentary.

"WHOA"

 

[SoulPlaya]

SoulPlaya and Kane are one and the same, it all makes so much sense now!

SoulPlaya, is your first name Glenn and your last name Jacobs?

Come on guys. Smackdown is live. How could I beat up the Ortons, and then post about it on GAF? With a tablet or on my phone? Do you really think I'm that clever? Huh?

 

[Judderman]

I thought Ryback was still wearing his Nexus armband.

 

[Officerrob]

They are trying to make this guy Goldberg arn't they?

 

[Brinbe]

Nothing but squashes

I rather they give us the old Skip Sheffield. Not this douche.

 

[The Frankman]

whoops broken neck.

 

[Evening Musuko]

Draco Malfoy vs Skip Shefield?

Well that was fast.

 

[butter_stick]

Ryback is Goldberg for the jaded generation.

 

[Dark Ninja]

So Skipps gimmick is to have people in the back laugh at his squash matches

 

[DMeisterJ]

I've had my fair share of squash matches for the decade.

I detect lies Booker! Stop fucking lying! The crowd is dead.

 

[Guzim]

I truly did miss Tony Atlas' laugh.

 

[Penguin]

Okay, it is boring as hell when you are currently building 3 superstars with squash matches...

I also don't know if Ryback is a heel or face.

Was Cole about to say... black from the past? O-o

 

[Professor Beef]

They are trying to make this guy Goldberg arn't they?

GOLDBACK

 

[Anth0ny]

I'm so confused

why is Patterson and friends watching and commenting on the match from backstage

 

[CrunchinJelly]

wait Skip Sheffeild is still in the WWE and he is now called Ryback?

where the hell have i been

He has a brother called Bear

 

[British Monsoon]

I have no idea how a WWE audience would react to Ambrose. I feel it would probably be silence

It's not hard, just let him interrupt Mick, cut one of his Ledger-Joker-esque promos and then beat Foley to a bloody pulp. Bang.

 

[Entropia]

So they have 3 people squashing jobbers now?


Soooo Tensai vs. Ryback vs. Funk at the next ppv?

 

[The Frankman]

ONE MAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

RUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC


BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[SoulPlaya]

Is it wrong that every time I see those pictures I imagine that he is blackmailing them into being a happy family for him so that he has happy family pictures?

Blackmail his own family? Ridiculous. Everyone loves him.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Little Jimmy

 

[Nocturnowl]

Come on guys. Smackdown is live. How could I beat up the Ortons, and then post about it on GAF? With a tablet or on my phone? Do you really think I'm that clever? Huh?

Kane has a history of overly convoluted plans, so maybe?

 

[jmdajr]

You do realize people like the mafia also love their family. Dont fuck with Kane.

 

[Entropia]

JIMMY HART!

 

[Evening Musuko]

Jimmy Hart! #YES

 

[Officerrob]

So they have 3 people squashing jobbers now?


Soooo Tensai vs. Ryback vs. Funk at the next ppv?

And not a single fuck would be given

 

[canadian crowe]

If they didn't hate Kidd so much, they should bring in Jimmy Hart to manage him permanently.