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[Nameless]

This CAW music is beyond terrible. It's like they went to the future and took Cesaro's TNA theme.

 

[abstract alien]

Lol Dutch's hips would dislocate instantly if he tried the swing

I work on an orthopedic floor, so I was hoping they weren't seriously going to try that shit

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Lol Dutch's hips would dislocate instantly if he tried the swing

now i'm picturing Dutch's upper half going flying into the crowd

 

[serenewarfare]

I hate this whole "Cesaro is a heel but not really" story they are trying to tell. Just pick a side.

 

[Brinbe]

that's like the theme music ripped out of a 90s AKI wrestling game

sorry, claudio.

 

[Thorakai]

this Paul Heyman stuff is unnecessarily confusing though and it isn't really doing any good when Brock Lesnar keeps getting brought up. Music isn't good either.

 

[slightconfuse]

Look it it this way Cesaro won't be jobbing to del rio in 4 minute matches!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

HOLLA IF YA SWING ME

No surprise Cesaro got the siren considering what a huge Big Poppa Pump mark he is. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he asked for it.

 

[KissVibes]

Cesaro's theme sounds really close to Bad News Barrett's.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Cesaro's theme is pretty terrible, but it's oddly hype.

 

[Gorillaz]

This CAW music is beyond terrible. It's like they went to the future and took Cesaro's TNA theme.

Holy shit it really is a CAW like theme

 

[Phatmac]

This theme song makes perfect sense considering Cesaro's impression of Scott Steiner. Bravo WWE.

 

[OriginalNameGuy]

Cesaro didn't take a pinfall, so I'm not bothered by this result. Its not like he needs the IC title.

 

[Vylash]

Your lineal champion AND NEW IC champion, Bad News Barrett!

Oh yeah, he's still the linear champion

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

that's like the theme music ripped out of a 90s AKI wrestling game

sorry, claudio.

Nah it's some straight up Acclaim games shit.

Oh yeah, he's still the linear champion

Wait what does that even mean? In terms of win loss ratio?

 

[NastyBook]

This CAW music is beyond terrible. It's like they went to the future and took Cesaro's TNA theme.

This is funny and scary at the same time.

 

[darkside31337]

RVD will beat BNB next week

 

[jmdajr]

No surprise Cesaro got the siren considering what a huge Big Poppa Pump mark he is. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he asked for it.

true story

 

[Dick Justice]

So no Cesaro vs Barrett. Fack. Then again, I like both guys, so at least this way, both of them can get pushed without looking weak.

 

[FallingEdge]

I like his theme. Reminds me of boss music from a 90s shump.

 

[Shamrock7r]

I like the new theme personally, in an over the top way. Reminds me of good ol factory made WCW wrestler themes, lol.

 

[Officerrob]

Cesaro should be a babyface
Cesaro should have better music
Cesaro should not be in a feud with Swagger

 

[Bluekaveli]

he sucks shit, looks like shit, is slow as shit and all of his matches are the same

You mad buddy?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I said to my wife before I knew about Daniel Bryan's dad that he didn't look good/looked ashen when he came out.

Can't even imagine performing hours after the fact.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

RVD will beat BNB next week

As he should.

 

[Vylash]

RVD will beat BNB next week

 

[Sblargh]

Going by interviews and such, I think Cesaro loves being a heel. He took Owen's side against Bret on one countdown and loved Razor Ramon pushing kids in the water on the HoF promo.

If he goes full heel, I think he will love being an asshole.

 

[Raw64life]

I'll take anybody over Big E.

 

[strobogo]

this real americans split has made no sense and the crowd is as confused as I am. Why did he need a manager?

Swagger is heel with Zeb as heel manager. Cesaro is a heel who the fans want to be a face with a heel manager in Paul. And they're all feuding.


Super simple. Nothing weird or confusing about that.

 

[serenewarfare]

THEY SAID STINGER. DEBUT IMMINENT.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

Cesaro should be a babyface
Cesaro should have better music
Cesaro should not be in a feud with Swagger

I agree with the first two. He also should not have a heel manager. Should keep the swagger feud with him short before moving him to a high profile feud.

 

[JehutyRunner]

STINGER!

 

[Serpentine]

what if RVD beats BNB next week but then Big E retains

You mad buddy?

I ain't mad, I'm just being REAL

Spoiler

#dealwithit

 

[PInk Tape]

They should of just let him run with "Miracle" again until they had a quality theme ready for him.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Cesaro's theme is like mid-90s WCW midcarder

like Chris jericho's generic babyface song

 

[slightconfuse]

Daniel Bryan is the STINGER

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Paige in the final hour? Yes, please.

 

[blackaroni]

"John Cena is in an uphill battle." Since when?

 

[Nameless]

This is funny and scary at the same time.

"Wait. Wait a minute! Who is this entering the Impact Zone???!!!?? It's Claudio Castagnoli!! Let's hear what he has to say!"

 

[HerbertFish]

Yay can't wait for the main event of cena burying the whole wyatt family

 

[Pavaloo]

Going by interviews and such, I think Cesaro loves being a heel. He took Owen's side against Bret on one countdown and loved Razor Ramon pushing kids in the water on the HoF promo.

If he goes full heel, I think he will love being an asshole.

all the stuff he did on the side when he was US champ made me think he loved it too

"look americans this is how you use stairs, foot forward, shift weight, etc"

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Cesaro should have never been aligned with Heyman who just constantly brings up Brock because it does nothing for him. He should instead be face and cut his own Steiner promos.

 

[Sanjuro]

...so, how bad is that Total Divas show?

Is it like WWE Saturday Night Heat or WCW Thunder?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I hope Cesaro has a new theme every week like Barrett.

 

[Dark Ninja]

If you like Cena you vote for Harper. If you like the Wyatt's you vote for Harper so they don't all get burried

 

[Sblargh]

Nah it's some straight up Acclaim games shit.



Wait what does that even mean? In terms of win loss ratio?

It's not canon. If every match was a title match, then Koffi would have gotten Orton's title, then lost it to BNB at a house show.

 

[Bluekaveli]

what if RVD beats BNB next week but then Big E retains

I ain't mad, I'm just being REAL

Spoiler

#dealwithit

WrassleGaf gonna still be mad.

 

[toddhunter]

"John Cena is in an uphill battle." Since when?

Like when the entire Nexus powerbombed him onto exposed concrete in a match...which he won.

I hope Cesaro has a new theme every week like Barrett.

This theme is great. He can stick with it until Wrestlemania and come out dressed as Pyramid Head. Then rip Hornswoggle's skin off and throw it at Cena.

 

[strobogo]

...so, how bad is that Total Divas show?

Is it like WWE Saturday Night Heat or WCW Thunder?

It's more like the best possible show from the Golden Era and Attitude Era mixed into one show.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

...so, how bad is that Total Divas show?

Is it like WWE Saturday Night Heat or WCW Thunder?

It's compellingly bad. So nothing like those shows.