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[Stouffers]

I’m walking around the Toyota lot waiting on my vehicle’s scheduled service and I’m wetter than a Cunth on fleet week. I’m wearing a light gray shirt that’s now sporting substantial sweat stains on the back, pits and betwixt my man tits.

My ass is also sopping wet, but I’m wearing black shorts so that’s my little secret.

When I was younger, I was very self conscious about my sweat. In tan shorts, it would look like I pissed out my ass. Now that im old, fat and objectively unattractive to the world, I couldn’t care less.

 

[slugbahr]

I’m walking around the Toyota lot waiting on my vehicle’s scheduled service and I’m wetter than a Cunth on fleet week. I’m wearing a light gray shirt that’s now sporting substantial sweat stains on the back, pits and betwixt my man tits.

My ass is also sopping wet, but I’m wearing black shorts so that’s my little secret.

When I was younger, I was very self conscious about my sweat. In tan shorts, it would look like I pissed out my ass. Now that im old, fat and objectively unattractive to the world, I couldn’t care less.

I sweat standing still sometimes
And I fuckin haaaate when I walk into a store or onto public transport and they have heaters on.
I wear short sleeve shirts and still sweat like a pig.
In winter!

Love it when it rains though

 

[Stouffers]

Love it when it rains though

I'm only happy when it rains. I'm only happy when it's complicated and though I know you can't appreciate it, I'm only happy when it rains.

 

[Cunth]

do you get embarrassed sweating when you fuck?

 

[teezzy]

I eat a lot of spicy food and dont have any hair to soak up my sweat. Lots of paper towel and head wiping are suddenly involved. It's not embarrassing if you know how to own it. Few things are.

 

[DESTROYA]

I’m actually the opposite, I have to do some physical activity to get any sweat going unless it’s extremely humid out.

 

[Robot Carnival]

I’m walking around the Toyota lot waiting on my vehicle’s scheduled service and I’m wetter than a Cunth on fleet week. I’m wearing a light gray shirt that’s now sporting substantial sweat stains on the back, pits and betwixt my man tits.

My ass is also sopping wet, but I’m wearing black shorts so that’s my little secret.

When I was younger, I was very self conscious about my sweat. In tan shorts, it would look like I pissed out my ass. Now that im old, fat and objectively unattractive to the world, I couldn’t care less.

to be fair Japan, and Asia in general, has such high humidity that it's pretty common to get really sweaty.

 

[Aarbron]

Sweaty Ass Syndrome (SAS) is something all men suffer in silence of.

 

[Stouffers]

do you get embarrassed sweating when you fuck?

Your lady makes you do the work? Sucker.

 

[GAMETA]

Yep, I sweat a lot, specially when I get anxious or self conscious (which is a given in public events).

My hands, armpits, ass and feet sweat uncontrollably, even if it's cold. The only way to make it stop is to get out of the place. As soon as I leave I stop sweating.

I hate this shit. I remember at school I'd sweat a lot and my ass always started pricking/itching... It's the worst thing ever.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Yeah you're really in jeopardy when in hot weather.

 

[GAMETA]

do you get embarrassed sweating when you fuck?

I don't get embarrassed anymore, my wife knows that depending on the performance I'll sweat a lot. I can't say she likes it but she definitively doesn't complain of me getting the job done We've been together for 11 years now...

I don't know how I'd behave with other women, though, I'd probably be as embarrassed as I was before, kind of freaking out internally and getting self conscious, making me kind of senseless and disconnected from the act... an eternity to come, lol.

 

[belmarduk]

I don't sweat that much. Is it a fat people thing?

 

[haxan7]

ITT we learn who the gaffatties are

 

[GAMETA]

I don't sweat that much. Is it a fat people thing?

I don't think it is... it's probably some genetic trait

 

[Mossybrew]

No, unless engaged in some significant physical activity I don't sweat a huge amount.

 

[Greedings]

I sweat a lot. My back specifically. Can’t wear any nice clothes in summer, just becomes soaking wet.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Yeah I sweat like crazy. It’s a lifelong issue for me lol

it sucks

 

[nush]

I don't sweat that much. Is it a fat people thing?

You're going to sweat way more when you're fat. Bigger mass more to cool down, fat is mostly water. It's just simple biology.

 

[triplestation]

hell no, embrace the moistness

 

[Elektro Demon]

I always sweat like a pig even if I'm doing minimal physical work. I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

 

[Flying Toaster]

When I was stupidly skinny I sweat as though I was a sponge being wrung out. Now that I am a fat fuck I don't feel as bad about the sweat because I was already a sweaty bastard.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

It makes me feel manly. No joke.

Edit: Something as natural as sweat shouldn't be seen as embarrassing or to be ashamed of.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I sweat like fuck at the gym because i destroy myself. I always get dirty looks from those fucking ponces who come to the gym to mince on the treadmill while perving on the slags. It's a gym you cunt, work out like fuck or get outta here!

 

[Riven326]

I’m walking around the Toyota lot waiting on my vehicle’s scheduled service and I’m wetter than a Cunth on fleet week. I’m wearing a light gray shirt that’s now sporting substantial sweat stains on the back, pits and betwixt my man tits.

My ass is also sopping wet, but I’m wearing black shorts so that’s my little secret.

When I was younger, I was very self conscious about my sweat. In tan shorts, it would look like I pissed out my ass. Now that im old, fat and objectively unattractive to the world, I couldn’t care less.

I live in Florida. It's summer now. It's very hot. It is what it is. I'm never embarrassed about it.

 

[haxan7]

looking forward to the “do you use talcum powder on your balls?” thread next week

 

[TaySan]

Not really it would be weird if you weren't sweating in this summer heat. It's really bad especially when i want to game.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

I workout and run like every day but get the craziest pit stains when playing video games like I must have some weird arm placement.

 

[TrainedRage]

looking forward to the “do you use talcum powder on your balls?” thread next week

 

[BusierDonkey]

Absolutely not. I paid her $200, so she can deal with me getting sweaty.

 

[Rentahamster]

Hamsters don't sweat.

 

[Rentahamster]

I always sweat like a pig even if I'm doing minimal physical work. I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

What if I think you're sexy as fuck when you sweat like a pig, huh?


WHAT THEN MOTHERFUCKER????

 

[GymWolf]

When i'm at the gym i sweat so much that sometimes i have to change my tank top because it weight a couple of kg...no embarassment tho, if you don't sweat in a gym it means that you are not really training hard.
Also i live in a very hot city and during summer we have 40+° celsius every day so no one is really embarassed by their sweating, it's kinda natural with that temperature.

 

[Hoya Destroyer]

Im no Patrick Ewing, but yes, sweat does embarrass me.
If I had a choice, I'd rather pant like a dog instead.

 

[slugbahr]

looking forward to the “do you use talcum powder on your balls?” thread next week

Should I capitalize any of that when I make the thread??

 

[Richard Packer]

Eat a salad you fucks.

 

[GymWolf]

What is the deal with talcum on the balls?

 

[God Enel]

I don’t give a fuck anymore. Sweating is normal.

 

[llien]

You know, there are people, like myself, who have hyperhidrosis...

 

[edbrat]

People are more or less sweaty, it's a natural process which does something v v v important so sweat freely and joyfully my brothers.

 

[Stouffers]

Not really it would be weird if you weren't sweating in this summer heat. It's really bad especially when i want to game.

Ladies man, eh?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Most often it's just being fat and your body being unable to get rid of excess heat. If you have a large volume:surface ratio, the body resorts to sweating.

Get in shape. Reduce volume. Sweat less. It's just math.

 

[SpiceRacz]

No. It's been over 115 here lately. I've learned to live with swamp ass.

 

[M1chl]

No. It's been over 115 here lately. I've learned to live with swamp ass.

Where are you living, that you have there 46 fucking degrees Celsius?

 

[Elektro Demon]

What if I think you're sexy as fuck when you sweat like a pig, huh?


WHAT THEN MOTHERFUCKER????

I never banged a hamster before, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

 

[and 3 others]

When i'm at the gym i sweat so much that sometimes i have to change my tank top because it weight a couple of kg...no embarassment tho, if you don't sweat in a gym it means that you are not really training hard.
Also i live in a very hot city and during summer we have 40+° celsius every day so no one is really embarassed by their sweating, it's kinda natural with that temperature.

I couldn't parse this for any information. Can someone translate this to Freedom Units!?

 

[GymWolf]

I couldn't parse this for any information. Can someone translate this to Freedom Units!?

Uh??

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler

 

[notseqi]

I couldn't parse this for any information. Can someone translate this to Freedom Units!?

I believe he is italian so he cannot into the 'perial. Should be somewhere around 104+.

 

[GymWolf]

Oh you were asking to translate the temp in fahrenheit? I have no idea...