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[demi]

what about wiping? do you guys stand or remain seated and use the tilt? i refuse to stand and wipe, thats just weird.

I'm a tilter, standing up would just be awkward if someone came in. Seriously.

"Oh hey I'm sor-*

*You stand there with a nonchalant, almost relaxed look in your eyes.*

"Hey. Sup?"

"Um...nothing. Bye."

"Word, hey spray that air freshener will ya?"

*spritz spritz*

 

[Smiles and Cries]

ah you guys are weak!


None of you had the real HARD BRICK SHIT

you know the one that is so hard you try to push it out but it just won't
so you give it all you got like a woman in labor

then when it finally comes out it tore you a new asshole

ssshit

now thats something to be proud off