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ConfusingJazz · Nov 9, 2004

Breaking news at top of cnn.com

Eric-GCA · Nov 9, 2004

Make way for Rudy!

Outdoor Miner · Nov 9, 2004

A toaster would be an improvement at this point.

The Faceless Master · Nov 9, 2004

DAMN! i was just about to...

Vennt · Nov 9, 2004

USA Today said:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-11-09-ashcroft-evans_x.htm

The resignations were announced by White House press secretary Scott McClellan, who said Bush had accepted the decisions of both secretaries.

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.

Oh my...

Hear that guys?, the "War on Terror" has been won, you can all sleep soundly now.

...

*speechless*

MIMIC · Nov 9, 2004

Good Riddance.

But that quote is insane.

Phoenix · Nov 9, 2004

Commerce Secretary Don Evans is gone too.

The Faceless Master · Nov 9, 2004

oh fuck, please not "america's mayor" again...

FoneBone · Nov 9, 2004

Seems like anyone would be better than Ashcroft... but I'm fully prepared for the Bush administration to prove me wrong...

Eric-GCA · Nov 9, 2004

He'll appoint Wolfowitz just for spite!

GG-Duo · Nov 9, 2004

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from the Democratic Party's crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.

Fixed.
AWESOME JOB MR. ASHCROFT

Pimpwerx · Nov 9, 2004

Please, let every door hit your bitch ass on the way out. One less douchebag, plenty more left to go. Asscroft was a dick even before he jumped on the Clinton witchhunt all those yearas ago. He's actually gotten better since joining the cabinet. But that doesn't say much. He was a fucking nutjob before, and he's still one now. Good fucking riddance. The world is actually a better place now, and that's no exaggeration. PEACE.

Jim Bowie · Nov 9, 2004

Awesome. Now, Bush and Cheney just have to resign and I'll be satisfied.

xsarien · Nov 10, 2004

Eric-GCA said:
Make way for Rudy!

Rudy wouldn't use the Bill of Rights as a doormat, are you sure the Bush administration wants him?

Triumph · Nov 10, 2004

Guys, don't get too excited. This is probably just setting us up for Attorney General David Duke and Supreme Court Justice Ashcroft.

xsarien · Nov 10, 2004

Raoul Duke said:
Guys, don't get too excited. This is probably just setting us up for Attorney General David Duke and Supreme Court Justice Ashcroft.

Well, the only way we can get worse than Ashcroft is to dig up Torquemada. And, unless Ashcroft has experience on the bench, I don't even think Bush would be so bold as to put him forward as a nominee.

cvxfreak · Nov 10, 2004

Good riddance indeed.

Dan · Nov 10, 2004

I'll wait to celebrate until I know who will be replacing him.

lilraylewis · Nov 10, 2004

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

*rimshot*

Good riddance indeed.

Drensch · Nov 10, 2004

Rats are jumping off the ship.

Hitokage · Nov 10, 2004

I don't have my hopes up. They don't want anyone who doesn't toe the line.

Shinobi · Nov 10, 2004

The Faceless Master said:
oh fuck, please not "america's mayor" again...

:lol Don't get me started...

border · Nov 10, 2004

Of course he resigned. How is he going to be the Attorney General and a Supreme Court Justice at the same time?

Cool · Nov 10, 2004

The Faceless Master said:
oh fuck, please not "america's mayor" again...

Hahaha.

Phoenix · Nov 10, 2004

Alberto Gonzales to become new Attorney General. He will be the first hispanic person to hold that position.

Christoff Yurievich · Nov 10, 2004

borrowed from Freeburn said:
"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.

hey, he also says that we are crime free! I'm so glad he was able to do all this in only 4 years.

That's awesome.</Will farrell>

Tommie Hu$tle · Nov 10, 2004

Phoenix said:
Alberto Gonzales to become new Attorney General. He will be the first hispanic person to hold that position.

I was thinking he would save Gonzales for a supreme court nominiation. Shoring up support with hispanics and making way for the Bush empire when his brother takes over in 2008

Phoenix · Nov 10, 2004

Tommie Hu$tle said:
I was thinking he would save Gonzales for a supreme court nominiation. Shoring up support with hispanics and making way for the Bush empire when his brother takes over in 2008

Sir you scare me...

Tommie Hu$tle · Nov 10, 2004

Phoenix said:
Sir you scare me...

Only a bit. See I am the only one that sees the plan here. You see GW does another 4 years and then his brother does another 12 years and by that time Jeb's son will be 35 and old enough to take the over the role as Ceazar or they could really flip us out and install one of the Bush girls for president in 2020.

Cool · Nov 10, 2004

AUCK FASHCROFT

Christoff Yurievich · Nov 10, 2004

Tommie Hu$tle said:
Only a bit. See I am the only one that sees the plan here. You see GW does another 4 years and then his brother does another 12 years and by that time Jeb's son will be 35 and old enough to take the over the role as Ceazar or they could really flip us out and install one of the Bush girls for president in 2020.

Jeb will do 12 years? or do you mean that Jeb will do 8 years+Bush's next 4=12 years?

Seth C · Nov 10, 2004

Tommie Hu$tle said:
Only a bit. See I am the only one that sees the plan here. You see GW does another 4 years and then his brother does another 12 years and by that time Jeb's son will be 35 and old enough to take the over the role as Ceazar or they could really flip us out and install one of the Bush girls for president in 2020.

I'll vote for the girls!

Tommie Hu$tle · Nov 10, 2004

bune duggy said:
Jeb will do 12 years? or do you mean that Jeb will do 8 years+Bush's next 4=12 years?

Depending on how they rewrite what's left of the Constitution it could be either. I meant the latter.

enjoy bell woods · Nov 10, 2004

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

sprsk · Nov 10, 2004

enjoy bell woods said:
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

i hope he releases an album now that hes no longer a tyrant and stuff

Phoenix · Nov 10, 2004

sp0rsk said:
i hope he releases an album now that hes no longer a tyrant and stuff

Preorder your tickets for the Shatner/Ashcroft musical tour!

evil solrac v3.0 · Nov 10, 2004

so they nominate alberto - yeah you can torture them- gonzales!?!??! my mind reels. at least it wasnt guilliani.

Mermandala · Nov 10, 2004

All politicians should sing for votes because a musical debate would be awesome like dueling banjos or a battle rap.

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