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Ate Big Mac for the first time

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At 31. Ok I get it. It's great. I was a huge kfc Grander fan and mcdonald mcroyal/cheesburger guy but Big Mac surprised me.
Why

Edit: bowl movements fine coming up 20 hours after consumption.
Edits: grander might still be better but big Mac will be considered competition by me now... and it's cheaper
 
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I almost ate a bg mc

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the sauce has a few different kinds of autolyzed/hydrolyzed yeast extract, which is basically MSG. It tastes good because it's tricking your brain into thinking you're eating something really delicious when it's basically cardboard.
 
i had a whopper for the first time in over a decade like a week ago

p. good, 100% beef with no preservatives

if they had healthier buns (potato is best), might be a decent way to protein up

never had a big mac, prolly never will
 
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I don't like them. It's just a couple of the cheap patties they put on the $1 burgers with a 3rd bun in the middle and a ton of lettuce touched by someone's gloves that haven't been changed in 3 hours.
 
Not a fan. I actually don't really like burgers from fast food now that I think about it.

Is steak n shake considered fast food?
 
I tend to crave one every six months to a year, break down and get one only to be disappointed and swear off ever eating one again. It's a vicious cycle.
 
There is something about the buns that is absolute perfection.
yep, and that sauce too. every time the bun is too hard or stale it completely kills the taste and texture. just like whenever they skimp on the sauce for whatever reason. it just doesnt work without it.
 
Big Macs are good. Fuck off GAF. Saying Big Macs suck is like saying Hillary doesn't have the sweetest snatch.

Its all about the sauce though. But usually I just like 2 plain burgers and a small fry.

All though I was always convinced that McDonalds food actually sucks and the only reason we like it is because we are conditioned as children to associate McDonalds food with fun good times.
 
The sauce is for sale at supermarkets in Brazil as of today
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The meat of the Big Mac is nothing special but the ingredients are good, the combo of the sauce and the onions is great.
 
Every time I eat fast food, whether its McD's or BK or Wendy's, I regret it and I feel like shit, then I go out and fucking do it again.
 
Had a Big Mac they other day , haven't been to McBowels in about a year and it was OK .Now I know why I go about once or twice a year.
These chains are mostly garbage , support your small Mom and Pop establishments that almost have much better quality food at cheaper prices.
 
I made "smash burgers" with butcher box grass fed beef and homemade chipotle mayo yesterday...I've been almost exclusively using my Traeger for burgers since I got it but holy shit, I might have been converted to something new here.
 
I like BigMacs. I like Whoopers too.


My favorite, though, is the McDonald's Cheddar McMelt, which, if I'm not mistaken, is only available in Brazil.
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"One of only a few McDonald's burgers to be served on a dark sesame bun, the Cheddar McMelt is available in Brazil and comes with a beef patty topped with melted cheddar cheese, onions, and shoyu sauce."
 
I'd rather have a chicken sandwich from just about anywhere, most notably Wendy's or Chick-Fil-A. Now THAT's good eating! Or nuggets... Grilled and spicy variants of sandwiches and nuggets are awesome too.
 
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I like BigMacs. I like Whoopers too.


My favorite, though, is the McDonald's Cheddar McMelt, which, if I'm not mistaken, is only available in Brazil.
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"One of only a few McDonald's burgers to be served on a dark sesame bun, the Cheddar McMelt is available in Brazil and comes with a beef patty topped with melted cheddar cheese, onions, and shoyu sauce."

Shoyu sauce, more like shome where I can buy one a dem sandiches

I'd rather have a chicken sandwich from just about anywhere, most notably Wendy's or Chick-Fil-A. Now THAT's good eating! Or nuggets... Grilled and spicy variants of sandwiches and nuggets are awesome too.

Chik fil a is the lord's chicken and the good feeling you get when eating it is Christ's love amen
 
I like BigMacs. I like Whoopers too.


My favorite, though, is the McDonald's Cheddar McMelt, which, if I'm not mistaken, is only available in Brazil.
mcdonalds-12.jpg


"One of only a few McDonald's burgers to be served on a dark sesame bun, the Cheddar McMelt is available in Brazil and comes with a beef patty topped with melted cheddar cheese, onions, and shoyu sauce."
Never knew about the McMelt only being in Brazil, that's really curious.
 
I think it's been 20 years since I've had a big mac. I certainly remember what it does to me: stomach ache.

Whoppers, maybe 10 years ago. Pretty great though. But now no more junkfood and no more meat.
 
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