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Attack of the Show!/G4 attempts to mock the Grauman's EpIII line. Fails horribly.

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ManaByte

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Well the Episode III line at the Grauman's Chinese Theater has started in Hollywood, and it looks like Attack of the Show! and G4 thought it'd be a great chance to mock those losers lining up over a month in advance. So they called the pay phone at the Grauman's and got owned live on TV. :lol

See, they didn't realise that the line is there earning money for charity (they raised over $20,000 at each of the Episode I and II lines and they are 25% of the way there already with the Episode III line). The line started Saturday at 2pm and they already have $6229 in donations for the Starlight Starbright Children's Foundation.
 

pj

Banned
Shit, I knew I should have watched AotS instead of conan. Do they still replay it at midnight?
 

teiresias

Member
This thread is worthless without video. The opportunity to laugh at the lameness that is G4TV is always welcome.

Where's that idiot Pereriannaupmyass now to defend this stupid action?
 

ManaByte

Member
teiresias said:
This thread is worthless without video. The opportunity to laugh at the lameness that is G4TV is always welcome.

Where's that idiot Pereriannaupmyass now to defend this stupid action?

:lol :lol He tried to deflect it to Rose after the head line guy explained how they are earning money for charity.

"See Kevin, you thought they were losers."
 

Flynn

Member
There's nothing worse than nerds who think they're better than other nerds.

The great thing about TechTV was that they embraced their inner geek.

Once G4 figures this out, they'll be much better.
 

SpeedingUptoStop

will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
ManaByte said:
:lol :lol He tried to deflect it to Rose after the head line guy explained how they are earning money for charity.

"See Kevin, you thought they were losers."
:lol Oh god, what a mess. Somebody had to of taped it....
 

teiresias

Member
"See Kevin, you thought they were losers."

The idea of Kevin P. claiming someone else is a loser contains so much irony that I'm surprised the earth doesn't implode under its weight.
 

kpereira

Member
Got owned on live TV? What show were you watching?

Not only did we have one of these guys on the phone to tell us about their cause, but we sent a cameraman down to the scene to capture footage; including video of the huge “Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation” banner.

It was far from a “surprise” to us that this was a charity event, and the comments made after we disconnected were clearly in jest. It’s called sarcasm… google it.
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
kpereira said:
Got owned on live TV? What show were you watching?

Not only did we have one of these guys on the phone to tell us about their cause, but we sent a cameraman down to the scene to capture footage; including video of the huge “Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation” banner.

It was far from a “surprise” to us that this was a charity event, and the comments made after we disconnected were clearly in jest. It’s called sarcasm… google it.


oh snappe!

hey, since youre here why dont we do something about getting a GAF tv show on the air, G4 needs more obnoxious fanboys screaming at each other. We'll take a late night time slot.
 

Ecrofirt

Member
kpereira said:
Got owned on live TV? What show were you watching?

Not only did we have one of these guys on the phone to tell us about their cause, but we sent a cameraman down to the scene to capture footage; including video of the huge “Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation” banner.

It was far from a “surprise” to us that this was a charity event, and the comments made after we disconnected were clearly in jest. It’s called sarcasm… google it.



WAH WAH WAH, I WORK FOR A SHITTY TV CHANNEL.
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
btw this is actually the guy this time, not some weirdo pretending to be kevin pierieriariara
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
Ecrofirt said:
who cares?


just clearing it up for those who were wondering :mad:


I'm tryin to get us a tv deal asshole stop fucking it up okay!?

also, just because you hate his show does not give you an excuse to go off on him, people on this forum are treated like people despite who they are got it? do ya? punk?
 

.hacked

Member
kpereira said:
Got owned on live TV? What show were you watching?

Not only did we have one of these guys on the phone to tell us about their cause, but we sent a cameraman down to the scene to capture footage; including video of the huge “Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation” banner.

It was far from a “surprise” to us that this was a charity event, and the comments made after we disconnected were clearly in jest. It’s called sarcasm… google it.


not to get off topic just to let you know I have dropped G4tv from my service (changed to a provider that does not carry your lameness). I used to be an advocate for G4tv but the programming has become so childish and shitty that I have given up all hope.

Your network sucks.


Carry on...
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
.hacked said:
not to get off topic just to let you know I have dropped G4tv from my service (changed to a provider that does not carry your lameness). I used to be an advocate for G4tv but the programming has become so childish and shitty that I have given up all hope.

Your network sucks.


Carry on...


you mean shows like "players" didnt offend you, and attack of the show does?

no laughing belgurdo or you get the axe!
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
ManaByte said:
Players never shoved a web server up someone's ass and served a site from it :lol


atleast shoving a web server up someones ass has something to do with technology. Players is "lets go into the houses of people who arent famous and watch them nervously talk about games they dont really play"
 

.hacked

Member
sp0rsk said:
you mean shows like "players" didnt offend you, and attack of the show does?

no laughing belgurdo or you get the axe!

No, I did not like the majority of their programming. I have just given up hope it will ever get better. The quality keeps declining.
 

calder

Member
... so does this mean we have to have someone from GAF infiltrate the server up that guys ass and take over an admin's account, at which point they ban a bunch of G4 peeps from their own ass-forum server and force it to be removed from the guys rectum for a few days until G4 upgrades their software?

And yes, a GAF show would be deluxe. It'd be random geeks and fanboys yelling at each other for 20 minutes at a time. Then 30 seconds of interesting OT conversation between mostly coherent people. Then cut to monkeys with Tshirts bearing the names of forum uber-posters throwing feces at each other. I know I'd watch it.
 

Desperado

Member
I've been there.

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wow I add nothing to this thread.

*exits*
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
.hacked said:
No, I did not like the majority of their programming. I have just given up hope it will ever get better. The quality keeps declining.


i dunno, i used to be a huge G4 hater, but i realized recently its all we got, you cant expect spikeTV to take gaming seriously ever but atleast G4 does have one or two people who are seriously fans of gaming. They will never cater to us mega nerds if we dont watch, the execs arent gonna stand up one day and be like "WE HAVE BEEN IGNORING THE INTERNET NERDS!"

if we become their viewer base they have no choice but to listen to us right?
 

.hacked

Member
sp0rsk said:
if we become their viewer base they have no choice but to listen to us right?


Than I leave it up to you, keep fighting the good fight. I can not bare it anymore.
 

Ecrofirt

Member
sp0rsk said:
also, just because you hate his show does not give you an excuse to go off on him, people on this forum are treated like people despite who they are got it? do ya? punk?


Where did I say I hated his show? If you can show me where I said it, I'll give you a dollar.

The fact of the matter is, I have never seen his show. What I have seen, however, is the shitty channel he works for. THAT, sp0rsk, is what I commented on.

G4 is a joke. This guy is on G4, on a show that sounds like something I'd never watch, as it doesn't appeal to me.

So take your punk remarks, and kindly shove them where the sun doesn't shine.
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
.hacked said:
Than I leave it up to you, keep fighting the good fight. I can not bare it anymore.


morphix baby why are you so far away from me :(

oh ecrofirt give me a break. when you say WAH WAH I WORK FOR A SHITTY TV STATION you dont have to say that his show sucks, its inferred that when someone works for a shitty tv station there is nothing good at that tv station.
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
hey, whatever happened to that one show that was sorta like a late night talk show? Jesus that was bad.

Anyway, I think you should give cubsfan a show, because as bad as we are at getting women (dorks) your viewership will dwindle in 10 years. He could help us knock up dorky women and have dorky offspring... thus ensuring your network will continue to exist.

Also, a bunch of trailers shown back to back that we could download off the web isnt a TV show.
 

GDGF

Soothsayer
I think we can all agree that Kevin P's show does suck ass, but a GAF themed 'fanboys' show done 'Iron Chef' style would be freaking great.
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
Cruel Bastard Mario said:
I think we can all agree that Kevin P's show does suck ass, but a GAF themed 'fanboys' show done 'Iron Chef' style would be freaking great.


i was thinking we would steal the format of around the horn.
 
Now that Kevin Palmeranian or whatever the fuck his name is has shown his face and soiled our visage I feel we should all tell him about how we feel about what they have done to the corpse of Tech TV as well as their own G4.

Discuss..

First topic... Screen Savers. Was there a REASON to screw over that show to the point of non-existence? A legit helpful show and had some good funny moments on it's own. I guess there weren't enough potty jokes or Ebay 12 year old bananas for you. High tech we are...

Tommy Toolarrico.... what really needs to be said? A bitter, unimaginative troll-boy. Not quite sure what bridge he crawled from under, but they need him back.

Look buddy, Nintendo shit canned your lame ass. You've had a massive hard-on against them ever since. Any shred of credibility Victor Lucas has/had(?) is killed by your presense. We get it..you're mad at Nintendo and likewise have no taste in games by your own reviews.

Down marking games because they don't have enough "boobies" or whatever retarded rationale you may use to mark something down for no apparant reason. You're an idiot..we get it. no need to reinforce it anymore.

I could go on about the travesties that have been done from within to make sure the network buries itself, but I think the fellow Gaffers will do it for me.

BTW, tell that Sarah-chick on your shitty show to stop talking. She's decent to look at, but that fake and forced smile kills anything. Could one person seem any LESS interested?
 

Vibri

Banned
HELLO - so was Manabyte talking shit or do I need to bother tuning in later tonight to see this ownage? A concerned '24' viewer needs to know.
 
M3wThr33 said:
If you want to bitch about Tommy, go get a G4ums account and post there. He'll actually respond to you.


Um.. how about "NO". I've seen his rantings and responses. It does nothing but make him look like MORE of an ass. His junior high level vocabulary isn't an act as we all hoped. He's a public figure, get used to criticism.

I'm stating some of the problems with that sinking shipe. He's one among many.

I could go on and on about all the things they do wrong... but i'm sure my peers here could do it just as well.

We know they read this forum (huh Wario64?), might as well tell them what we honestly think.

"Attack of the Show" (whata dumb fucking title), is among the least of their problems. It's a shame too, the network has a potential to actually tap into the gamer culture and help it's hand to make it mainstream.

What do we get? Sophmoric toilet humor, quality shows that get their cast all fired and then renamed.

Make no mistake, I'd love them succeed and make a network that a gamer would actually want to watch. What we get is one that perpetuates the childish sterotype and possibly taking a few steps back int he perception of gamers being dorks and geeks and the like.

There's a ton of problems at G4. Namely them swallowing Tech TV and pissing all over it's lifeless corpse.
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
ShadowRed said:
Hey guys do you really want to piss off a guy who has access to a TV show, all be it a crappy TV show?

which one is this, the really dorky one? or the sorta metrosexual one? I get them confused.
 

ShadowRed

Banned
StoOgE said:
which one is this, the really dorky one? or the sorta metrosexual one? I get them confused.



I'm not sure, but I assumed it was the G4 Kevin, not the Tech Tv guy who used to be on Sceen Savers with Leo and that Norton guy.
 

M3wThr33

Banned
ShadowRed said:
I'm not sure, but I assumed it was the G4 Kevin, not the Tech Tv guy who used to be on Sceen Savers with Leo and that Norton guy.
Yeah. Immy's been with G4 for a long while working behind the scenes for G4TV.com. (The Show) If you were ever a caller, Immy's who you dealt with. He'd monitor posts in the G4ums for interesting posts and PM you if you wanted to talk about it on the air.
 
ShadowRed said:
I'm not sure, but I assumed it was the G4 Kevin, not the Tech Tv guy who used to be on Sceen Savers with Leo and that Norton guy.


You mena the guys who actually *shock* helped people? Knew what they were talking about?

PERISH THE THOUGHT! I guess 2 tech guys in their late 30's weren't "hip" enough for G4. so they got a buch of non-threating guys who were stuffed in lockers in school.
 

ShadowRed

Banned
Outcast2004 said:
You mena the guys who actually *shock* helped people? Knew what they were talking about?

PERISH THE THOUGHT! I guess 2 tech guys in their late 30's weren't "hip" enough for G4. so they got a buch of non-threating guys who were stuffed in lockers in school.




Hey man I don't disagree with you.
 

Wario64

works for Gamestop (lol)
Vibri said:
HELLO - so was Manabyte talking shit or do I need to bother tuning in later tonight to see this ownage? A concerned '24' viewer needs to know.

Don't give them the ratings, just wait till someone rips the clip, if it is indeed ownage

And yes, this thread is hysterical
 

Ecrofirt

Member
So did he go crying to his mommy or something? He hasn't come back to say anything for himself, or the shitty channel he works for.
 
Ecrofirt said:
So did he go crying to his mommy or something? He hasn't come back to say anything for himself, or the shitty channel he works for.


Either he went crying or he's waiting to see how long this goes on to milk it for his shitty show tomorrow.
 
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