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Attention Do The Mario and all of the other Aussie GAFers

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NLB2

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In my trombone studio at school there is a grad student from Australia. He likes to call me sweet cheeks, butter lips, and other such strange things.

My question to you, Aussie GAFers, is this: Is he wierd/gay or is he just Australian?
 

xsarien

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NLB2 said:
In my trombone studio at school there is a grad student from Australia. He likes to call me sweet cheeks, butter lips, and other such strange things.

My question to you, Aussie GAFers, is this: Is he wierd/gay or is he just Australian?

Look, I'm no Australian, but I think the smart money's on this kid being gay.
 

demi

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He's perfectly straight, sweetcheeks.

Just turn around give him a wiggle of the butter lips and confirm your salutations.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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Burger said:
I'm a New Zealander, and my scientific analasys concludes that he is a raging gay.
I second this assertation and further put forward that all Australians are gay and terrible at rugby.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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Fresh Prince said:
Rugby is gay sport that's why we're terrible at it.

Evidence to the contrary:

Buck Shelford playing on after having one of his nuts ripped right out of it's sack.

That's fucking hardcore.
 

NLB2

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catfish said:
Evidence to the contrary:

Sean Fitzpatrick playing on after having one of his nuts ripped right out of it's sack.

That's fucking hardcore.
Well its certainly not very heterosexual.
 

Burger

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catfish said:
Evidence to the contrary:

Sean Fitzpatrick playing on after having one of his nuts ripped right out of it's sack.

That's fucking hardcore.

It was Buck Shelford wasn't it ??
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
Tommie Hu$tle said:
While we are here any Aussie GAFers from Melborune? I'll be heading there for Summerdayze this year.

I'm returning to Melbourne this summer, I've been gone for 10 years, but the streets are calling, and I'm going to answer that call.
Prepare for the inevitable return of the sac.
 

snaildog

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Fresh Prince said:
Rugby is gay sport that's why we're terrible at it.

He's pretty straight.
Yes, Aussies prefer either league (a simplified and bastardised version of it) or Aussie Rules (no, its name is not meant to be self-mocking).
 
assuming you are not female, he is gay. simple.
might be something to do with the trombone and the puckering of the lips... maybe... :D

maybe...
 

Macam

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NLB2 said:
In my trombone studio at school there is a grad student from Australia. He likes to call me sweet cheeks, butter lips, and other such strange things.

My question to you, Aussie GAFers, is this: Is he wierd/gay or is he just Australian?

Answer: You're envious.
 

Mr Gump

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Ive never ever heard anyone, gay or otherwise say sweet cheeks or butter lips here.

He is gay for you though. And hard.
 

goomba

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"What country and why the All Blacks?"

New Zealand.

Im from NZ and dont even like rugby but know the history behind the "all blacks" name.

Back in the day other countries commented that the NZ rugby team was comprised of mostly more athletic players, meaning the "forwards" players were built phsically more like the players usually in the "backs". So they got the nickname "all backs"

Combined with the "all in black" uniform

Equipe_All_Blacks_2003.jpg


They became the "All blacks"
 

Odnetnin

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NLB2 said:
In my trombone studio at school there is a grad student from Australia. He likes to call me sweet cheeks, butter lips, and other such strange things.

My question to you, Aussie GAFers, is this: Is he wierd/gay or is he just Australian?

aren't you gay? Why don't you ask him out. If he doesn't run away. He's gay.
 

Zensetsu

Member
Huzza for us Aussies
Also, he's more than likley not gay, just has a sense of humour....but then again it IS possible..
 

Do The Mario

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Well some American students (some hot) that my Mate and I have been taking Night clubbing thought we were gay (especially me) at first.


The problem stems for people being comfortable about there sexuality, sure the guy could be gay but chances are he’s just comfortable enough with his sexuality to slap a guy in the ass and call him sweet checks.

It’s just fuckin macho.

P.S First time I have been in a thread title! Even better coz I love rugby and cricket what makes them even better is we own NZ at those sports.
 
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