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[Skatterd]

I welcome Heath and Rhyno as the next tag champs.

 

[ramoisdead]

This is how someone writes a segment with the same kind of thinking as the moments leading to Final Deletion.

Not that Fauxnal Deletion with The New Day and The Wyatts.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'm almost convinced we're getting worked by the headbangers and another team will come out.

 

[Dirca]

That was the best segment in YEARS.

 

[bill0527]

God Smackdown is just hands down a much better show than RAW.

 

[serenewarfare]

Damn, the headbangers haven't been a thing since what, 2000?

And they're already gonna lose in their first night back.

I mean, they're the headbangers, but that's just sad.

I don't think this is their "first night back". I think they are just a name team in to do a one-time job.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

The Headbangers......?


Really..?

 

[Lothar]

I fast forwarded through that last segment. Did I miss anything?

 

[gun_haver]

i know these are wrestling audience specific ads but christ

america, your mentality is completely fucked. the UK's is too, but jesus. i guess it's just seeing a different kind of fucked up like this in its natural habitat.

 

[Toki767]

They never answered the question on everyone's minds though.

How many kids does Heath actually have?

 

[KingBroly]

I fast forwarded through that last segment. Did I miss anything?

Yes. Awesomeness.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I fast forwarded through that last segment. Did I miss anything?

You fucked up.

 

[serenewarfare]

I fast forwarded through that last segment. Did I miss anything?

You missed EVERYTHING.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Heath is amazing.

 

[Bluekaveli]

God Smackdown is just hands down a much better show than RAW.

You're welcome. We wrote that segment a few weeks ago.

 

[ramoisdead]

I fast forwarded through that last segment. Did I miss anything?

You go back and rewind the past 10 minutes so you can travel to Heath Slater Country.

 

[Valentus]

Rhyno's response to why tag with slater: "¯\_(&#12484_/¯"

 

[Anth0ny]

heath is hilarious

 

[rrc1594]

I fast forwarded through that last segment. Did I miss anything?

SMH why you do Roscoe like that

 

[esmith08734]

yo this looks amazing

 

[Bluekaveli]

I fast forwarded through that last segment. Did I miss anything?

Get out

 

[Tagyhag]

I don't think this is their "first night back". I think they are just a name team in to do a one-time job.

Yeah you're probably right, still sad though haha.

 

[Jimmy King]

I hope Heath and Ryhno win then Heath's kids come into the ring and hug him

 

[MC Safety]

They never answered the question on everyone's minds though.

How many kids does Heath actually have?

Four to six. Give or take.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Same old Wyatt promo

 

[Kusagari]

Bray giving the same promo as always before he inevitably loses.

Yay.

 

[gun_haver]

hate to say it but bray always just makes me want to turn off.

 

[serenewarfare]

I hope Heath and Ryhno win then Heath's kids come into the ring and hug him

Nah, Heath's 18 kids are going to come out and carry him around the ring and to the back while he celebrates with the title.

 

[esmith08734]

what? chants in 2016..

 

[Uno Venova]

Ten years later

Now look that segment was funny but it was a total ripoff of this amazing Smackdown storyline.

They even reused the double wide joke.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Bray Wyatt: Cultural Appropriator.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Bray with that 'white girl from 3rd period who brags about smoking weed' hair.

 

[KingBroly]

Is Bray gonna eradicate himself?

 

[Indelible]

Bray giving the same promo as always before he inevitably loses.

Yay.

Sad but true, there is no way Bray is beating Orton after the beating he took at Summerslam.

 

[vatstep]

Cool hair extensions

 

[Dirca]

They never answered the question on everyone's minds though.

How many kids does Heath actually have?

Depends on whether or not Roscoe survives the joyride.

 

[Pikma]

I feel like Matt Hardy is a better Bray Wyatt than Bray Wyatt

 

[Sou Da]

Normcore Randy Orton

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Is it me or did Bray just drop the Southern drawl to sound like he was about to drop some sick beats?

 

[truly101]

Time for Bray to cut a promo for a feud that goes nowhere. After a while, people are just tired of it. Its a shame really

 

[MetatronM]

Bray giving the same promo as always before he inevitably loses.

Yay.

Yup. Randy got the shit beat out of him in his big return match. No chance he's losing against Bray.

 

[rrc1594]

He has on pants

 

[Bluekaveli]

Did Randy raid Ziggler's wardrobe?

 

[esmith08734]

has randy lost a lot of size or am i pulling a vince mcmahon here?

 

[darkside31337]

wtf was up with the flashing lights. my eyes

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I liked this promo I wrote for this feud six months back more

"Randy...long time ago there was a garden Randyyyy. And in that garden there were two people: a man and a woman. And they were happy because they didn't KNOW anything Randyyyy. Until one day a viper came up to them in a tree and said 'eat this, and become wise' and they ate, and became wise Randyyyy. But with that wisdom came...shame, fear, and unhappiness. They were smart Randyyy, but they weren't happy heh. All because of one little snake. A viper. That's what you are Randyyy, a snake in the tree. Promising the people that you'll make them wise but I know you'll make them unhappy Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. That's why I gotta come and cut the head off the Viper Randy Orton hahahahahaaha.

Follow...the...buzzards BAH"

Cole: "Chilling words from Bray Wyatt."

 

[Dirca]

Randy's a face this week?

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Swerve bray wins

 

[SallyIsNow]

I feel like Matt Hardy is a better Bray Wyatt than Bray Wyatt

You should try to get a
Drugs✅ Av

 

[Toki767]

Randy's a face this week?

He's been a face for a couple months...