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[Coldnoodle]

GIVE HIM THE F5 LESNAR! F5 HIM! F5 HIM! F5!

 

[GaimeGuy]

It's not like Brock is terrible on the mic, either. His work with angle was GOLD. (Although body language is more his where he excels)

 

[Ithil]

What's that Kurt? I think Punk is too busy going to his luxury bus and counting his money, he might have not heard you.

 

[Dthomp]

So Summerslam ends with a Sweet Chin Music into the pedigree right? Right?

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Honestly, I'd rather a HBK-Bork match a billion times over

Everyone would. Fuck Hs

Guess we'll have to settle for Bork murdering HBK tonight.

 

[slightconfuse]

angle punk would bea great match

 

[DMczaf]

LETS GO TEXAS

TEXAS SUCKS

 

[The Frankman]

Is Shawn going to sign his name on the contract?


EDIT: Oh God fuck you Trips.

 

[RBH]

Heyman's face :lol

 

[Ithil]

It's not like Brock is terrible on the mic, either. His work with angle was GOLD. (Although body language is more his where he excels)

He's been good in the past (UFC promos were good as far as I know). This time so far, not really, he's awkward as hell. He works best like he did on his first night back, he didn't say a word, but communicated a lot through one F5 to Cena and great mannerisms.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

BUSINESS has just picked up

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

......... here we go...

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

BOO!

BOO THIS MAN!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Paul Heyman is AMAZING on the mic. Seriously, if he were even a good wrestler he would have been one of the best heels of all time.

Ugh gotdammit, I catch up to the live feed way too quickly...

 

[Brinbe]

The gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame-uh finally arrives with *looks at clock* still 20 mins left, fuck. How can they possibly draw this out that long.

 

[Coldnoodle]

F5 through the table please.

 

[Enfinit]

I'd pay money to see Kurt Angle beat the shit out of that skinny fatass Punk.

I'd pay money for a quality Tatsu A-Ry match.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Heyman's face :lol

If the rest of the broadcast was just Heyman saying Brock Lesnar, and then making a shocked face, I would be satisfied.

 

[IC_Champion]

this show is a on a roll-up

This company?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

LOOK AT ME GUYSSSSSS

 

[GaimeGuy]

THIS IS SOME INTENSE SHIT GUYS

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

The gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame-uh finally arrives with *looks at clock* still 20 mins left, fuck. How can they possibly draw this out that long.

Some talking, then a 10-minute brawl at the end around the outskirts of the ring, possibly to a blackout with them still fighting.

 

[Evening Musuko]

He's been good in the past (UFC promos were good as far as I know). This time so far, not really, he's awkward as hell.

He's getting paid 5 million to job. I wouldn't give a shit either.

 

[blackaroni]

How does he capitalize everything except for TNA and WWE?

 

[RBH]

*bounces up and down a la Lesnar*

 

[Ithil]

He's getting paid 5 million to job. I wouldn't give a shit either.

Even so, he actually put a lot of effort into his match with Cena, he was awesome, when he could have phoned it in.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I don't understand at all how people cheer for HHH. It makes less sense than Borton. Kids love Cena, that's understandable since they're dumb.

 

[Enfinit]

The gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame-uh finally arrives with *looks at clock* still 20 mins left, fuck. How can they possibly draw this out that long.

No run-over?

BELIEVE.

How does he capitalize everything except for TNA and WWE?

Wow, he has the grammar skills of a toilet.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Why does Triple H have such a big ego? ):

 

[GaimeGuy]

He's been good in the past (UFC promos were good as far as I know). This time so far, not really, he's awkward as hell. He works best like he did on his first night back, he didn't say a word, but communicated a lot through one F5 to Cena and great mannerisms.

That's always been how he excels. See: when he buried Zach Gowen and when he did the mariacci band promo with Eddie

 

[Brinbe]

hahhaa, please, just leave without any further incident. That's the perfect way to actually tease this out.

 

[slightconfuse]

Wow really brock runs away like a scolded dog fuck triple h

 

[The Frankman]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MAIN EVENT THEN?

FUCK YOU TRIPS

 

[Anth0ny]

i've seen real contract signings more exciting than that

 

[Ithil]

I don't understand at all how people cheer for HHH. It makes less sense than Borton. Kids love Cena, that's understandable since they're dumb.

Orton because he's pretty or whatever, HHH because he spent the second half of last year burying the roster in favour of making himself the big face.

 

[shwimpy]

Uhhhh okay.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

And now

HHH vs. a broom

 

[daemissary]

Welp, that was the most uneventful contract signing ever. What is gonna go down the last 15 mins?

 

[G-Fex]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MAIN EVENT THEN?

Replays are the main event you doofus

 

[spindashing]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MAIN EVENT THEN?

Haha, I have no idea. What else can they do?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

This company?

joke about all the roll-ups

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

And now

HHH vs. a broom

HAHAHAHA

 

[Net_Wrecker]

What's left? Did I skip an announcement in my furious fast forwarding?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

HOW IS THIS SHOW NOT OVER YET?

 

[B M ARAGON]

what the hell just happen?

 

[blackaroni]

I feel like this is the second time (now and with Punk/Cena tag match) the show has ended, but we still have another 20-25 mins left.

 

[Dthomp]

Wait...there is still twenty minutes left. We've had HHH, punk, Cena, Bryan. 1 diva match, what's left? HBK getting run over in the parking lot?

 

[bean breath]

*bounces up and down a la Lesnar*

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

Welp, that was the most uneventful contract signing ever. What is gonna go down the last 15 mins?

Replaying highlights of the night? I dunno.

 

[Evening Musuko]

The gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame-uh finally arrives with *looks at clock* still 20 mins left, fuck. How can they possibly draw this out that long.

They're going to replay the signing, IN IT'S ENTIRETY. Then top it off with a recap.

ENTERTAINMENT