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August Wrasslin' |OT| Make a.. make a good...uh...a good wrestling thread

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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Fox318 said:
Crobin is 6'8 270-300 right now.

Conor is 5'8" and walks around at 167-175 right now.

Corbin has some boxing experience but Conor is way better on the ground and in his striking game.

Somebody like Corbin would be better off trying to bumrush Conor and try to use his mass to ground and pound him. Corbin could try to turn it into a striking contest but I'm not sure I like the odds of a boxer when dealing with Kicks when he's not used to it.
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Conor would instantly lose to Baron Corbin in a fight. Like, why does everyone so dramatically underestimate weight-divisions in shoot fights? There's no way Conor McGregor could take on a guy who outweighs him by 100 pounds.
 
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Aiii

So not worth it
Angry Grimace said:
Conor would instantly lose to Baron Corbin in a fight. Like, why does everyone so dramatically underestimate weight-divisions in shoot fights? There's no way Conor McGregor could take on a guy who outweighs him by 100 pounds.
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A former NFL player that did some regional amateur boxing isn't going to beat a professional MMA champion just because he is heavier.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Aiii said:
A former NFL player that did some regional amateur boxing isn't going to beat a professional MMA champion just because he is heavier.
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Yes, he actually would, and handily. 100 pounds is 100 pounds.

Don't let the fact that WWE has consistently pretended Kalisto could beat up Ryback work you.
 
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Pikma

Banned
It's fucking twitter, you falling for it and getting worked make you look as silly as everyone directly involved.
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
BewareTheBatsie said:
That I agree with. My main issue with Ziggler is the fact he's slowly transforming into Shawn Michaels.
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Fucking exactly, Shawn himself even said that Ziggler needs to find his own character and stop trying to be like him. Taking a few things is fine but adapting the whole character is a disaster. I remember asking myself all the time, "Why is Jeff Jarrett trying to be like Ric Flair," and the entire time that's all I molded him as, at least he eventually developed something of his own. Still a B player though.
 
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BewareTheBatsie

Member
To the entire WWE roster.

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Edit: Ziggler weighs in.

https://twitter.com/heelziggler/status/762366489529683968
 
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Zach

Member
This Nitro is great. Hogan is seen in the back before the commercial break repeatedly forearming a fence while saying "Luger. Luger. Luger. Luger. Luger."

And then after the break, Mean Gene interviews him elsewhere. Hogan does his usual schtick, but then breaks the facade and looks down like a broken man a second before the camera cuts.
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
Joey Styles would instantly lose to JBL in a fight. Like, why does everyone so dramatically underestimate weight-divisions in shoot fights? There's no way Joey could take on a guy who outweighs him by 100 pounds.

That said, JBL vs Blue Meanie? Come on. JBL would lose that fight, for the same reason. Come on

Come ahhhhhhhhhnnnnnn
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
Zach said:
This Nitro is great. Hogan is seen in the back before the commercial break repeatedly forearming a fence while saying "Luger. Luger. Luger. Luger. Luger."

And then after the break, Mean Gene interviews him elsewhere. Hogan does his usual schtick, but then breaks the facade and looks down like a broken man a second before the camera cuts.
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Hogan saw the future right before his eyes.

Sweeney Tom said:
Joey Styles would instantly lose to JBL in a fight. Like, why does everyone so dramatically underestimate weight-divisions in shoot fights? There's no way Joey could take on a guy who outweighs him by 100 pounds.

That said, JBL vs Blue Meanie? Come on. JBL would lose that fight, for the same reason. Come on

Come ahhhhhhhhhnnnnnn
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Well with Joey, he's probably talked to New Jack so many times that the killer instinct rubbed off on him. That's a different situation.
 
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Professor Beef

Banned
Sweeney Tom said:
Joey Styles would instantly lose to JBL in a fight. Like, why does everyone so dramatically underestimate weight-divisions in shoot fights? There's no way Joey could take on a guy who outweighs him by 100 pounds.

That said, JBL vs Blue Meanie? Come on. JBL would lose that fight, for the same reason. Come on

Come ahhhhhhhhhnnnnnn
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This is some top quality sarcastic missing the point. 10/10
 
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avengers23

Banned
Sephzilla said:
Oh shit I just went out in public in an Enzo and Cass shirt and didn't even realize it.

#NotSafe
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Could have been worse: you could have been cosplaying Carmella by wearing an Enzo and Cass shirt and folding it up to show your belly because you have no gimmick of your own.
 
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Zach

Member
Holy crap, Vampiro got promo time and a match with Flair on Thunder! Could this be a turning point for WCW?!

Oh, he lost. And now the focus is back on Double J and Kevin Nash. And Sid. And Tank Abbott on a motorcycle. v_v
 
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Aiii

So not worth it
avengers23 said:
Could have been worse: you could have been cosplaying Carmella by wearing an Enzo and Cass shirt and folding it up to show your belly because you have no gimmick of your own.
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I hope you know Cass is her rl boyfriend and is seven foot tall and 100lbs heavier than most of WrassleGAF, he would beat you up ded in seconds.
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
Zach said:
Holy crap, Vampiro got promo time and a match with Flair on Thunder! Could this be a turning point for WCW?!

Oh, he lost. And now the focus is back on Double J and Kevin Nash. And Sid. And Tank Abbott on a motorcycle. v_v
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What you should've done is played the games that collaborate with your time period. I think you'd be on Backstage Assault right now. Let me tell you about that trash, I begged my dad to get me that game..... I get it and obviously I'm looking to fight in the ring, nope only backstage. I know it says it in the title but why not at least have a regular match too you know? I had it on ps1, loaf times, holy shit! I just want to play the fucking game not clean up my room then play! The graphics, what kind of fucking legs did they have? It was a mess, I thought, shit I just want to play with ddp but he looks like shit and I can't stand looking at him! WELL!
 
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Zach

Member
Bluekaveli said:
What you should've done is played the games that collaborate with your time period. I think you'd be on Backstage Assault right now. Let me tell you about that trash, I begged my dad to get me that game..... I get it and obviously I'm looking to fight in the ring, nope only backstage. I know it says it in the title but why not at least have a regular match too you know? I had it on ps1, loaf times, holy shit! I just want to play the fucking game not clean up my room then play! The graphics, what kind of fucking legs did they have? It was a mess, I thought, shit I just want to play with ddp but he looks like shit and I can't stand looking at him! WELL!
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I remember playing that at a friend's house. In a post-Revenge world, I was devastated for humanity.
 
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RBH

Member
Bluekaveli said:
What you should've done is played the games that collaborate with your time period. I think you'd be on Backstage Assault right now. Let me tell you about that trash, I begged my dad to get me that game..... I get it and obviously I'm looking to fight in the ring, nope only backstage. I know it says it in the title but why not at least have a regular match too you know? I had it on ps1, loaf times, holy shit! I just want to play the fucking game not clean up my room then play! The graphics, what kind of fucking legs did they have? It was a mess, I thought, shit I just want to play with ddp but he looks like shit and I can't stand looking at him! WELL!
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It always baffled me how the graphics took such a huge leap backwards from Mayhem to Backstage Assault.

Like, how the fuck does that even happen.
 
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klonere

Banned
Secret best part of Haskins/Ospreay at PROGRESS Chapter 33, its a DG vs NJPW tribute match, with Haskins using Meteora/MADE IN Japan and Ospreay doing the Rainhamaker/Senton Atomico.
 
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