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[imBask]

if they don't hang a cardboard with "Lana's honor" on it over the ring, i'll be bummed out

 

[Officerrob]

How the hell is Rusev the heel in this situation?

Because USA!!!

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

KFC Universal Championship?

 

[TheSchwab_7]

How the hell is Rusev the heel in this situation?

Cause he's foreign

 

[UberTag]

Yeah, awesome. Cena-level sexist jokes, bullying, and trying to act cool.

So your typical WWE try hard face then?
Makes me want to cheer him. Roman is my hero!
U-S-A! U-S-A! <claps hands together like a seal>

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Its gonna be a wife's honor on a pole match!!!!!

Lana Rusev on a forklift match.

 

[styl3s]

That is the dumbest stipulation ever.

bro you don't know a good stipulation bro this is real life drama bro

 

[Sanjuro]

KFC Universal Championship?

I'd like to smother her honor in that gravy.

 

[Surge]

A match to defend Lana's honor..what in the actual fuck

 

[ReiGun]

Rusev is literally defending his wife from an offensive joke. What a heel.

Yeah I don't get how Rusev is the bad guy. Most men would give someone them hands for disrespecting their wife.

 

[Bluekaveli]

oh shit i forgot lesnar wa son raw tonight

IT'S MY FAVOURITE MEMBER! GAIA THE FIERCE KNIGHT!

 

[BMO = GOAT]

Why are they giving old Cena jokes, to Roman? WWE does know that it will just make crowds boo him more, not cheer him by making him like Cena.

 

[Kusagari]

So is Roman the new Batista where he's a face in situations that make it clear he's the heel?

 

[truly101]

Lana Rusev on a forklift match.

Or

A Russian Ball & Chain match!!!!

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Nothing will top the Summerslam epic that was Nailz V Virgil.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Make the heel do heel shit. Rusev and Lana should kidnap Roman's daughter to indoctrinate her in the glory of mother russia.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Well I'm stuck waiting for tape delay Raw, I'll watch for the future Kurt Angle in the olympics

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Yeah I don't get how Rusev is the bad guy. Most men would give someone them hands for disrespecting their wife.

Plus he said their kids would be ugly. Roman attacking women and unborn babies!

 

[Jimmy King]

"Roman just needs a good run in the mid-card to get over."

lol

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Oh that Morris Chestnut. Always dealing with crazy black women it seems.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Roman apparently got hurt at a house show so that explains the state of his eye.

 

[UberTag]

Make the heel do heel shit. Rusev and Lana should kidnap Roman's daughter to indoctrinate her in the glory of mother russia.

Can't do that... shareholders might get angry.
Let's just have the face call the heel's arm candy a whore instead.
Misogyny never goes out of style.

 

[Gaiaknight]

So is Roman the new Batista where he's a face in situations that make it clear he's the heel?

In batista defense atleast he had the look that it didnt matter if he was a heel or face he looked like he could destroy most of the roster.

 

[Jimmy King]

Roman apparently got hurt at a house show so that explains the state of his eye.

Hope he didn't get shot on by a fan with a briefcase again. Sad!

 

[Cheat Code]

Are they doing fuckin Cesaro/Sheamus 3

Edit: Thank fuck.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Can't do that... shareholders might get angry.
Let's just have the face call the heel's arm candy a whore instead.

FUCK THE SHAREHOLDERS! I'LL CRUSH THEM!

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

SAMI!

 

[somedevil]

Make the heel do heel shit. Rusev and Lana should kidnap Roman's daughter to indoctrinate her in the glory of mother russia.

TNA is already doing this but with a one year old.

 

[Guzim]

So is Roman the new Batista where he's a face in situations that make it clear he's the heel?

Nope because Batista got title shot after title shot despite losing all the time.

 

[ramoisdead]

EDIT: Sami to job to Sheamus.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

New era same as the old.

 

[SallyIsNow]

The higher power is testing my patience tonight.

 

[Bluekaveli]

The higher power is testing my patience tonight.

Almost fell off of the elliptical

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Sheamus is da gawd.

 

[TheStruggler]

lol Sheamus shooting with truth

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

SHEAMUS SHOOTIN

 

[Jimmy King]

Did Shemaus just bury people paying to see him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Pikma]

Sheamus buried the whole fucking crowd lmao that was good shit

 

[Jimmy King]

Sheamus buried the whole fucking crowd lmao that was good shit

He just said anyone that pays to see him is stupid. Which is true. But he also buried himself.

 

[TheStruggler]

....is this wrestling....or is this a shoot....

 

[Bluekaveli]

Yoshi Tatsu should come out and shoot on both of them

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

PLEASE tell me they're adding Sami to the Sheamus/Cesaro SS match.

 

[Angry Grimace]

lol Zayn gonna get in the random 4 man on the pre-show

 

[SymbiantXenos]

That's some good hair gel.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Sami looking built.

Also oh God, Cesaro on commentary.

 

[Beefy]

Roman is still the worst thing on RAW, that includes Foley's dyed beard.

 

[Cheat Code]

lol Zayn gonna get in the random 4 man on the pre-show

And it'll still probably be the match of the night.

 

[Bluekaveli]

lol Zayn gonna get in the random 4 man on the pre-show

Let me guess, Neville will be 4?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Cesaro gonna put me to sleep

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

How is Sami in any way a knockoff of Sheamus? Besides having red hair.