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[gaiadyne]

Is it just me or does Bray always show up after Heath's Smackdown segments.

I can't tell if that's on purpose or not.

Buzzards coming in for the corpse

 

[Neverfade]

Nothing says ready for Brock Lesnar like a squash match with Slater.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

So odds are during the women's tag match Eva Marie coincidentally "arrives" for her match?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Is it just me or does Bray always show up after Heath's Smackdown segments.

I can't tell if that's on purpose or not.

The same reason Hunter has to feud with someone who is new and over, gotta steal their shine.

 

[esmith08734]

This is what JR would say if he was still on commentary for this segment.

hahahaha

 

[gaiadyne]

Nothing says ready for Brock Lesnar like a squash match with Slater.

They both destroyed the same guy

 

[oddjobs]

YOSHI-HASHI looked pretty good in that match against Marufuji.

I may need to reconsider Marufuji outside of his lukewarm NOAH defenses. Maybe it's just NOAH's heavyweight main event booking.

He had a pretty damn good G1 IMO. Can't wait for the match with Okada!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Apropos of nothing, my 3-year-old just walked in the room and created a wrestler. I promise I'm not making this up/had no influence in his description:

-His name is Win
-Wears red shorts
-Eats cookies when he wrestles and bananas when he's not wrestling
-His special move is "Walking all the way to the sun."
-His catchphrase is "Best in wrestle!"

I'm so, SO proud right now.

 

[Master Thespian]

HEATHY BABY

 

[Skatterd]

Heath Slater is a national treasure.

 

[Ultratech]

lol

Heath's so out of it, he thinks he's on RAW.

 

[esmith08734]

Apropos of nothing, my 3-year-old just walked in the room and created a wrestler. I promise I'm not making this up/had no influence in his description:

-His name is Win
-Wears red shorts
-Eats cookies when he wrestles and bananas when he's not wrestling
-His special move is "Walking all the way to the sun."
-His catchphrase is "Best in wrestle!"

I'm so, SO proud right now.

 

[ramoisdead]

WWE don't deserve Heath.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I need a backstage segment of a half dead Heath saying he technically won the match and should have a contract.

I love you Smackdown

 

[Man God]

Raw is doomed.

 

[Master_Funk]

Oh cool, a concussion segment with Daniel Bryan. I'm sure he'll loves this.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Good job Heath! Wait! No he has a concussion! Shooting on Daniel.

 

[Guzim]

Yeah Heath!!!!!!!!


WTF Shane

 

[Jimmy King]

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Skatterd]

GMs with a heel turn.

 

[Angry Grimace]

heath pretending to have a brain injury to the other guy with an actual brain injury

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[TheStruggler]

nooooooooooooooooooo

lol but this is a good angle for him

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

So Heath shows up at Raw thinking Steph and Mick screwed him out of one?

 

[somedevil]

Is Daniel corpsing?

 

[Ultratech]

Man, what a dick move.

 

[ramoisdead]

THE HEATHY BABY RIDE DOESN'T STOP

 

[Violence Jack]

This free agent storyline has been the greatest thing. I'm gonna miss it.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Rofl! Damnit! No!

 

[Dick Justice]

FUCK YOU SHANE.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Dickhead Bryan and Shane O'Ass

 

[Jimmy King]

Shane was actually smart. There's no way that contract would hold up in a court of law if something happened to Heath since he wasn't of sound mind when he signed it.

 

[TheStruggler]

So Heath shows up at Raw thinking Steph and Mick screwed him out of one?

please god yes lol

 

[MC Safety]

If Heath Slater signs the trainer's table, does he get to be a trainer?

 

[Sou Da]

Where's the extended drama where Heath keeps asking for his contract until he breaks down in tears?

 

[TimeEffect]

Wtf man, why are faces always such dicks

..did we ever have a Randy/Bray feud?

 

[Master Thespian]

I hope they have something for Heath after this angle finishes up. He kinda reminds me of Sandow in that he makes anything they give him work.

 

[ramoisdead]

Shane was actually smart. There's no way that contract would hold up in a court of law if something happened to Heath since he wasn't of sound mind when he signed it.

Shane was staring into Daniel's eyes while he was pulling away slowly that contract from Heath.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Wtf man, why are faces always such dicks

..did we ever have a Randy/Bray feud?

Dunno. I'd like to see Bray get a title shot, actually

 

[TimeEffect]

Shane was actually smart. There's no way that contract would hold up in a court of law if something happened to Heath since he wasn't of sound mind when he signed it.

So then why is Daniel Bryan there

 

[avengers23]

He had a pretty damn good G1 IMO. Can't wait for the match with Okada!

Marufuji leans on chops a bit too much, but I can't blame him when they sound so good. Of course, they draw blood, which defeats the point of worked offense, but eh, I don't really care that much about that sort of thing.

But that first match against Okada was really good, and I'm curious about the Tanahahi match that's on my watch list.

 

[Fox318]

Apropos of nothing, my 3-year-old just walked in the room and created a wrestler. I promise I'm not making this up/had no influence in his description:

-His name is Win
-Wears red shorts
-Eats cookies when he wrestles and bananas when he's not wrestling
-His special move is "Walking all the way to the sun."
-His catchphrase is "Best in wrestle!"

I'm so, SO proud right now.

teach him the ways of the shoot

 

[Colocho]

It's gonna be the biggest payoff when Slater finally signs a contract. Best storyline in wrestling today.

 

[Sou Da]

So then why is Daniel Bryan there

To truly verify the concussion.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

So is Bray gonna screw Randy out of a win over Brock?

I was wondering how they'd give Brock the win while continuing to let Smackdown come out strong in cross-promotion matches.

 

[oddjobs]

Marufuji leans on chops a bit too much, but I can't blame him when they sound so good. Of course, they draw blood, which defeats the point of worked offense, but eh, I don't really care that much about that sort of thing.

Rather that than Shibata/Ishii-style headbutts any day of the week!

 

[somedevil]

Wtf man, why are faces always such dicks

..did we ever have a Randy/Bray feud?

Nope. Never had a singles match on tv.

 

[Jimmy King]

There's a part of me that thinks Randy should beat Brock.

 

[ramoisdead]

I wish this was Ambrose vs. Harper.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Wtf man, why are faces always such dicks

..did we ever have a Randy/Bray feud?

Bray loses so much, I can't even remember