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[Morfeo]

We got to see Eva and not watch her have a match, we are all winners

Lol.

Btw, I am on the team that thinks she is crazy hot.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Hey, Carmella's father was a wrestler too!

...a journeyman jobber who was absolutely awful....

Who was her father?

 

[MC Safety]

Am I the only one who just doesn't see the "Eva is super hot! 😍" that so many others say? I mean I do think she's beautiful, but there are so many more women in the wwe that are better looking in my opinion

I always think about Quint describing a shark's eyes when I think of Eva Marie.

She has cold, dead eyes.

I hope the injury isn't too serious.

 

[oddjobs]

brand splitting the women is the fucking worst.

 

[TraBuch]

She might be in the top three best looking but shes in the bottom three worst working.

Perfect booking, then.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wtf
BECKY WAS SUPPOSED TO JOB AND BATSIE WAS SUPPOSED TO CRY!
What the fuck are you booking Blue!?!

GUESS WHO'S STILL UNDEFEATED ON SMACKDOWN?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

The Smackdown women's division is almost a parody of the mid 00s divas division

 

[Xion385]

@TomPhillipsWWE: Somewhere @WWEGraves is calling an ambulance on behalf of Eva Marie #SDLive

Tom with the banter.

 

[ramoisdead]

Is Eva Marie gonna come out and not wrestle every week?

Because that's roughly her ability level anyway.

Like Officerrob says, we all win. All Eva eye candy and none of her wrestling. Poor Becky just got used as Eva eye candy.

 

[Ithil]

I always think about Quint describing a shark's eyes when I think of Eva Marie.

She has cold, dead eyes.

I hope the injury isn't too serious.

Same thing Kelly Kelly had. Like a lifeless robot.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Guess Carmella left her accent back in Florida.

It was really bad though

 

[KingBroly]

@TomPhillipsWWE: Somewhere @WWEGraves is calling an ambulance on behalf of Eva Marie #SDLive

Tom with the banter.

Would be amazing if they did that

 

[RBH]

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wait, do some of y'all actually think Eva really is injured? And I thought I could get worked.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Please let her come out to that T.A.T.U. song as her theme once again.

Man, crazy Victoria was so much fun.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Who was her father?

An early 90s jobber.

 

[Guzim]

@TomPhillipsWWE: Somewhere @WWEGraves is calling an ambulance on behalf of Eva Marie #SDLive

Tom with the banter.

Eva on Smackdown is why I wish Corey was on. Smackdown.

American Alpha!!!!

 

[Kusagari]

Wow Vaudevillain's bout to get job squaded

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Vaudevillians with the jobber entrance

 

[Jimmy King]

They could have done a better job debuting American Alpha than just a random match.

 

[jmdajr]

OK . something good.

 

[ReiGun]

RIP Vaudevillians.

 

[somedevil]

An early 90s jobber.

He was called Paul Van Dale. Here is a match against the bossman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjjiNQmmaBI

 

[Morfeo]

The Vaudevillains didnt last long, now relegated to jobber status.

 

[MC Safety]

Wait, do some of y'all actually think Eva really is injured? And I thought I could get worked.

I was being facetious. But only about the severity.

 

[mightynine]

Vaudevillians already at the local talent level. That was quick.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Those are some sweet-ass singlets.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Billy and Chuck had a god tier theme imo

 

[ramoisdead]

Poor Vaudevillians. Forever going nowhere.

American Alpha though...I can see a Rockers-like storyline where Gable turns heel and attacks Jason Jordan. They can both be solid individual stars down the line.

 

[Fox318]

Wow Vaudevillain's bout to get job squaded

Don't Fuck with new cara

 

[jobber]

Wait, do some of y'all actually think Eva really is injured? And I thought I could get worked.

but she is hurt

 

[Jimmy King]

Hope they get mic time. Look at dat charisma!

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Hey these guys are pretty good

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Poor Vaudevillians. Forever going nowhere.

American Alpha though...I can see a Rockers-like storyline where Gable turns heel and attacks Jason Jordan. They can both be solid individual stars down the line.

Gable maybe. Not Jordan.

 

[TraBuch]

We're about to see the best hot tag in wrestling.

 

[Jimmy King]

Best male attire in WWE has got to goto AA

 

[Sibersk Esto]

This crowd could give RAW's a run for its money in terms of silence.

 

[Skatterd]

AA is too good for Smackdown.

This crowd is fucking awful why are they even there?

 

[Laws00]

still gets me every time

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Do the Angle Lock!

 

[ramoisdead]

Gable maybe. Not Jordan.

Jordan already impressing me more than Apollo Crews and this is maybe the 2nd time I've seen JJ on screen.

Jordan will be solid.

 

[Guzim]

Gotch didn't take the pin, he's out of the doghouse!

 

[Jimmy King]

Good showcase but man that was kind of a nothing debut. I thought they'd hype them up a bit more. Give 'em some mic time.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Best male attire in WWE has got to goto A A J

.

 

[Hidden One]

still gets me every time

Hah

 

[bigkrev]

Aren't the Vaudvillians the top heel tag team on SD?

 

[GunBR]

AA is great, but they will have to feud against the Uces during 4 months with that SD roster

 

[Brian_FETO]

AJ's message: "Man I'm sorry"

 

[canadian crowe]

Aiden English needs a Niles Crane gimmick.

 

[spindashing]

still gets me every time

FUCK LMAO