Only one my son and I have ever wanted was Baymax
Want me to keep an eye out for a reasonably priced Baymax for youse?
guys, I've had a weird fucking week. I think my quarter life crisis is over.
I made a comic about it.
I like Kritz asking for condom advice from a random shopper right next to him.
I don't understand half of what went on there.
that was kind of intentional
brain's too full of fuck
What's up with condoms anyway? I've witnessed people fit a regular condom over their heads without breaking, so I can't imagine what purpose those "extra large" varieties they sell would serve unless you were a walrus. but when in Asia, I have to specifically ask for the novelty oversized ones because it feels like wearing a tourniquet. I can only imagine people just want a snug fit over there.guys, I've had a weird fucking week. I think my quarter life crisis is over.
I made a comic about it.
What's up with condoms anyway?
I've witnessed people fit a regular condom over their heads without breaking, so I can't imagine what purpose those "extra large" varieties they sell would serve unless you were a walrus. but when in Asia, I have to specifically ask for the novelty oversized ones because it feels like wearing a tourniquet. I can only imagine people just want a snug fit over there.
But for real like ultra tight is that code? Like, is it good tight or my dick is now a different colour forever now tight? And the ribbed shit? If the ribbed ones were good wouldn't they all be the ribbed ones? And flavours? I don't want a fucking wine tasting, some smell and spit in a bucket thing.
Not at all. I've seen porn on one or two occasions and like most men, I'm dwarfed by the monstrosities those guys are packing. Often, it's to the point where the female performer looks physically uncomfortable.Humble brag?
I think ultra tight means snug and thus feeling more like a part of your own skin than something you've put on.But for real like ultra tight is that code? Like, is it good tight or my dick is now a different colour forever now tight? And the ribbed shit? If the ribbed ones were good wouldn't they all be the ribbed ones? And flavours? I don't want a fucking wine tasting, some smell and spit in a bucket thing.
Great advice for a committed, long term monogamous relationship.I counter with
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I think ultra tight means snug and thus feeling more like a part of your own skin than something you've put on.
Great advice for a committed, long term monogamous relationship.
Clearly though, Kritz is just looking to get freaky,so he needs to wrap his package.
Best condom is no condom.
Or
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Not at all. I've seen porn on one or two occasions
Yeah, that discussion has come up before. Although I have no inclination of populating this world, I just can't seem to do it. It's a weird thing, might be the permanency of it, dunno.
You can keep your condom in your pocket with that sort of talk. When I'm emporer, I will order the breeding of a cow beetroot hybrid and the extermination of all other beef producing animals. No one will suffer the indignity of a beetroot-less burger again and I will be a hero.Speaking of beetroot
Keep that off my burgers. |: No idea why that's a thing here
I literally just finished watching a dude get this done. The procedure was.... rough to say the least.
But if you kill him and wish to survive, you'll have to become emperor yourself. That's if I know my history.Considering my stomach can't do beetroot, I may have to kill a certain emporer.
That's what your predecessor said. He was delicious (with beetroot). Back to the lab with you.Yea that beetroot thing won't work
I don't get it