These are some of the delightful assortment of reviews slowly creeping onto Bernardi's magnum opus.
"I read this book hoping to find advice on how to successfully overthrow a tyrannical warmist regime. But there is no details within on how to make gunpowder or bombs contained not even contact numbers for my local far-right militia! Fail!"
Curious canines also apparently weighed in on the book, sharing Bernardi's concerns about the apparent links between bestiality and gay marriage.
"As a dachshund, I can't actually read this book or any other, but I thank Corgi Bernardi from the bottom of my heart for stopping gay marriage, and the widespread cornholing of both urban and rural animals that would have occurred should such a thing have eventuated."
"After catching me reading this, my dog divorced me." writes Sandra M.
Comparisons were also made to the ill fated Star Wars Holiday Special: "Even the Star Wars Holiday Special had Bea Arthur and multiple Wookies. Not to mention the first ever appearance of Boba Fett. And Carrie Fisher was floating on something."
Some even credited Bernardi with saving their marriage. Lately Ive noticed several worrying trends in Helens behaviour. She's been spending too much time on her iPad and I think its exposing her to some dangerous ideas.
The other day I walked in and caught her watching Modern Family. She quickly turned the TV off, but we both knew.